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Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if in seeking professional help, your psychiatrist tells you that, at ten years of age, it is normal for a cat to begin talking??
Originally posted by sandinmyears
Q: What do you do if you fly off your handle
Bump into the staircase and fall on the mantel?
In the process of falling break 5 of your toes,
Forgetting the cause that first brought on your woes?
Ride past them on your bike!Originally posted by Astrophysics
What do you do if you get laughed out by all the "cool" kids, while walking on the street on your hands?
*Pulls rope* <<Insert sound of "sputterings" and "gaseous outputs">>Originally posted by megashawn
Ahh damn you broke it, now we got to start all over.
Well, you consult your "I don't know what to do, for dummies" book, and if that fails, you then take a shot at using one of the "Eight Balls" that prognosticates the futur, and if that doesn't work, then you try the idea that, when all else fails, stop trying, by trying something else!Originally posted by megashawn
What do you do if you just don't know what to do?
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if while typing out your question, you suddenly realize that the question you were about to ask, became the answer that you really just wanted to hear so you couldn't ask the question, because it was the Answer? Huh?
If you think you are completely confused, be warned that there are depths of confusion in this thread that would make your current state seem like distilled water in a crystal wine goblet.What do you do if your sitting on a hot stove holding a pretty girls hand, but long before the expected average of 30 minutes is up, it already seems like an hour?Originally posted by Astrophysics What do you do if you get completely confused in the What do you do if thread?
Interesting you should ask that quetion, because once, back before World War One, I was out in the barn at the anvil trying to bang a hot piece of iron into half of a massive hinge to replace the one on the barn door that had, after years of service, finally succumbed to all the natural forces at work bent on its oxidation, when I noticed my sturdy German Valkyrie-like farmmaiden helper backing away from something I couldn't seeOriginally posted by megashawn What do you do if you drag her across the hot stove?
Funny, this actually happened to me, but it wasn't my German Valkyrie like farm maiden, it was my French Canadian Cleaning lady in that ooooh so short cleaning outfit of hers, backed right into the woodstove's side, and seared her backside right through her undies, heard that osculation is the best remedy for such occurances so I immedaitely offered to perform the healing on her, to great suckcess...Pardon me where was I?, oh yes a "What do you do if" quention...Originally asked by zoobyshoe
What do you do if you notice your German Valkyrie-like farmmaiden helper backing toward a hot forge?
I'd like to try the Aida-like "brow of Egypt", in a seven veils sauce, with a side of belly dancing.What do you do if the master of the brain teaser thread turns out not to realize the difference between a stupid quetion and a what do you do if... question?Originally posted by Robert Zaleski Having finished dessert first, what would you order for the main course?
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
[BWhat do you do if the master of the brain teaser thread turns out not to realize the difference between a stupid quetion and a what do you do if... question? [/B]
Tell everyone your nose is "On Strike" and continue to Pick'it...Originally posted by dduardo
What do you do if you got your finger stuck in your nose?
Clearly, then, she must have mistaken your antics for some kind of David Blaine style endurance test, so you agree to dance and thank her for the opportunity of putting an additional burden on your effort to hold your finger in your nose as long as possible. What do you do if, in fascination with your test of your own will, she decides to put her finger up your other nostril while you are dancing?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if while you are picking your nose, the pretty girl who had watched you hold your hand on a hot stove, comes over to ask you to dance?
Pirrouette!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if, in fascination with your test of your own will, she decides to put her finger up your other nostril while you are dancing?
The pretty girl standing next to me with her finger up my nose handles all spell-checks in a book-form dictionary, so I don't know what to tell you.What do you do if you purchase a recording of the late, great Canadian Pianist, Glenn Gould, performing your favorite Bach, but, try as you might, you cannot hear him humming in the background as usual?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if while awaiting your slooooow computers inability to find a dictionary, in order for you to spell check your work, you give up looking, and just type the one you think it should be, and tell the story asking if it's really O.K. to do that?
Turn up the volume to the point where your tuner and amplifier start to do the hummin for ya!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if you purchase a recording of the late, great Canadian Pianist, Glenn Gould, performing your favorite Bach, but, try as you might, you cannot hear him humming in the background as usual?
Resign that "member"ship, and sign on under a new name.Originally posted by Rockdog
What would you do when you threw the snowball, the rabbit dodged it and snapped its jaws tight on your "member"?
"Stew Hairris"Originally posted by Robert Zaleski
What is the name of the cook that cooked the hare stew?
Back on my home planet of Zoobonia this would be considered a perfect time to make some crank phone calls. Once I called the President of Zoobonia and, mimicking his wife's voice, told him to get home because our brush nest was on fire. Then I called his wife and, mimicking his voice, told her to set the brush nest on fire because I'd found lice in my body hair. I hid and watched what happened when he got there and asked her how the fire started. It was better than "I Love Lucy".What do you do if you're lying in bed and a large, hairy arm comes in through the window and starts groping around near your head?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if you are sitting at home with a match, a book, a TV remote control, but no TV, A stereo blasting Acid rock out of six speakers, four police handcuffs sets, and not a clue what to do?
ask the arm peacfull to move ... or object in the security consle.What do you do if you're lying in bed and a large, hairy arm comes in through the window and starts groping around near your head?
Depends on how I expect to die.Originally posted by einsteinian77
Play the piano very fast
What would you do if you had one more day left to live?
Originally posted by einsteinian77
Play the piano very fast
What would you do if you had one more day left to live?