I hang around here (and a couple of other places) and interact with my dog.
We have a little routine that he loves. I tell him "I'm going to get you!" and we start going through the routine. He comes to me, tail wagging, and I say "Gotta spank the butt" while spanking his butt, and I say "Gotta yank the tail" while giving his tail a little yank. Then we move on up to his head and I say "Gotta grab those ears" and "Gotta beep that nose" which makes him "snuff", and by that time he's collapsing on the floor, so I can follow up with "Gotta slap him on the chest", "Gotta scratch the belly", and "Gotta grab his legs". When I grab his front legs, he'll squirm around and bite one of his back legs while growling at himself. He's a character.
I might be a character, too. When my wife first saw me going through that "I'm going to get you" routine with Duke, she said "What are you doing?!". Then she realized that he loved it and had fun with it. When I say "I'm going to get you" he comes right over, expecting a play-date.