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What is Farsel Juice?

  1. Jul 1, 2015 #1
    I came across Farsel Juice while looking up examples of how to write lab reports. What is Farsel Juice??
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  3. Jul 2, 2015 #2


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    According to the esteemed Dr. Joe Scientist, the world-renowned editor of the Chemical Handbook, farsel juice is obtained by squeezing the farsel plant with both hands while standing on one leg during the full moon which appears only in months whose name contains the letter "R". If one should suffer an injury during this process, Dr. Scientist recommends that a dose of fresh snake oil be applied immediately to the affected site. Bed rest and drinking plenty of fluids is also called for until the patient feels better.

    Under no circumstances should the patient handle any farsel plants until the next month with an "R" in the name occurs.
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