What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

turbo

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impregnate every female supermodel in the world.
Why impregnate them all? Why not just impress them to the point that they would throw themselves at you and hang themselves on you like ornaments? (Just a suggestion).
 
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just Understand. Why things are what they are
- The nature
- people and relationships

And then if Ivan will not do it: cure all disease, feed everyone (I think extending life forever would not be as good as you may think)
 

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Ask MIH to marry me. Muahaha. :devil:

Now that I'm evil I have to use other peoples own ideas against them.

I'd probably try and unite gravity and QM. Or get on a PhD course somewhere. Anywhere!
shh! Don't let my short-tempered husband hear you. :eek:
 

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Why only one?? I think I would at least go for a two or three.
I procrastinate too much. It would probably take most of the rest of my life just to write one.
 
Be a super hero! ;-)
 
Why impregnate them all? Why not just impress them to the point that they would throw themselves at you and hang themselves on you like ornaments? (Just a suggestion).
what good is a bee that isn't pollinating flowers? reproduction is the closest thing to immortality we've got. i figure there's a reason men seek out the most attractive women, they've got the best genes. so i would get the chance to spread my seed amongst a diverse group of the most perfect women on earth. they're also likely to retain the means to properly rear the little brats.

and because new ones mature on a regular basis, i'd have an activity to keep me busy for the rest of my days. i can't think of a better job to have, really.
 
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Another mission to accomplish is learning the people what the reason is of all wars and learning how to avoid that.
 
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Want to hear something morbid? My first thought was suicide. I might need a shrink.
 

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Husband? Oh, great... another sexual fantasy blown to hell... :grumpy:
Since when husbands/boyfriends prohibit sexual fantasies?

Unless you hoped MIH is a virgin :smile:
 
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Since when husbands/boyfriends prohibit sexual fantasies?

Unless you hoped MIH is a virgin :smile:
best one I've heard all year
 

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Hmmm, how about this: answer every Physics Forum homework question with "I believe you'll figure it out if you think about it a little more."

Play the lottery.
Actually, that's the first thing I thought of too.
 

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Redbelly, I love the festive headgear!!!
 

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I am not sure I like the idea of green worms on my head :yuck:
 

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Oh its a Borek tribute now. Sorry. :redface:
 

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Once a year it happens to everyone.
 

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best one I've heard all year
Don't make me get the gun.

http://forums.intpcentral.com/images/smilies/banned.gif [Broken]
 
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I would prove the Riemann Hypothesis ;-)

Along with making a great contribution to the mathematical community, I'd win the Clay Mathematics Institute $1,000,000.00 award, and probably the Fields Medal and maybe even a Nobel Prize (if they could apply that to something other than pure mathematics).
 

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Since when husbands/boyfriends prohibit sexual fantasies?
Since the last time I had a gun shoved up my nose by one. (Okay, see... I always try to live out my fantasies...)

Unless you hoped MIH is a virgin :smile:
For some unfathomable reason, that absolutely never crossed my mind.
 
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Re: What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

Something stupid, like seeing if it nonfailure could include convincing myself I would fail.
 
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Meh...
 

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