When I die, I want to become a diamond

[Mk]

my ashes should be compressed with a binding agent and used to make a dildo. I then want to be reincarnated as the brass pole in a strip club. That should about cover all eventualities.

I want my corpes to be launched out of a cannon at little children. Do anything with my body as long as it scares little kids! Oh! I HAVE A PLAN! If I die before the 31st we can hang my body from a tree in the PF lawn and scare trick-or-treaters from other forums! Then we can preserve my body so we can do it each Halloween!

it would be cool if they took me to a taxidermist, then i could be put on display for being so sexy[ ]

OMG guys, that made my day. I was having a terrible day because of an operation I recently had and I have a lot of pain, but that cheered me up.

 

[Mk]

I'm an organ donor (if any of them still work). After harvesting, my ashes should be compressed with a binding agent and used to make a dildo. I then want to be reincarnated as the brass pole in a strip club. That should about cover all eventualities.

This magic ancient dildo has been passed down through our family for centuries...

 

[russ_watters]

I'm curious to know how KenBorg reacted to this new, assertive BarbiBorg.

He probably didn't notice the change. He was already whipped.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Zooby: if you drew my picture with a pencil made out of me - whoa - that would be so unique and um..circular! Hey, that gives me a business idea - PM me! :rofl:

Hey, no fair! There was a news story last week about someone offering this service for the departed! :grumpy:

 

[Aether]

When I die, I want to become a diamond...

I'll pay for it if I can use you to ice-out my ghost-bride watch. http://www.icedoutgear.com/hip-hop-watches.php

Sometimes, when a man died unmarried, his parents would procure the body of a woman, hold a “wedding” and bury the couple together.

http://www.economist.com/world/asia/displaystory.cfm?story_id=9558423

 

[Math Is Hard]

I'll pay for it if I can use you to ice-out my ghost-bride watch. http://www.icedoutgear.com/hip-hop-watches.php

:rofl: I love that site!

http://www.economist.com/world/asia/displaystory.cfm?story_id=9558423

That is bizarre. I think it deserves its own thread.

 

[BobG]

Actually, the life gem thing isn't such a bad idea - especially if you're getting engaged. You could dig up your girlfriend's dead hampster out of the back yard one night and have an engagement ring made out of it. Imagine the look on her face when you tell her where the diamond came from. How could she possibly turn you down?

 

[radou]

This thread is gross.

 

[BobG]

This thread is gross.

Nonsense. This is how I plan to display my dead relatives and pets. How to display diamonds made from the dearly departed

 

[Cyrus]

:rofl: Ahahahahaah, that's funny bob. I thought you would encrust your slide rule though.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

How could she possibly turn you down?

Do you know how small a one-hamster diamond is? What a cheapskate!

I would never give less than a double-dog-diamond.

 

[mathwonk]

when i die i want to become diamond stud.

 

[Cyrus]

when i die i want to become diamond stud.

You're already a stud :!)

 

[NeoDevin]

I told my wife that if I die before her, I wanted to be turned into a diamond and made into a piercing for her downstairs.