conway said:
Torquil, I'm terribly sorry I didn't respond to your original post but honestly it deals with a different problem than the one I was asking about. SpectraCat was closest to dealing with my actual question so I got involved in a discussion with him. He's just come back with some interesting points which I'm going to try to respond to now.
For starters, I have to commend you for coming up with the correct value for the energy of the H- ion, apparently by reasoning from chemical thermodynamics. I found the same value last week in this paper by A. R. P. Rau:
www.ias.ac.in/jarch/jaa/17/113-145.pdf
Well, it's just a cheap parlor trick (definition of electron affinity), but thanks.

It's hard to find tabulations of gas phase ion energies, but electron affinities are easy to find.
The other thing I'd like to point out is that when you solve the system of two isolated hydrogen atoms with two protons, you also get novel states that don't occur when you simply solve the hydrogen atoms one at a time. So in that sense we are on the same page.
How can you be sure that there are not more unexpected solutions?
What "novel" states are you talking about? Unless I misunderstand the question, you only get the six cases I mentioned above (more on that below), if we neglect electronically excited states.
Here is where you seem to lay down an unjustified condition: namely, that if I am proposing helium-like states then I must create them as superpositions of the six states you have allowed. This seems pretty arbitrary.
It's really not arbitrary at all. The stipulation here is that the H-atoms are non-interacting .. therefore their energies are degenerate, and their individual wavefunctions are just the ground state H-atom wavefunctions (1s-orbitals). The added wrinkle of electron spin produces the four possibilities I listed above. The only other choices for putting 2 electrons around the nuclei are the ion pair states (again, neglecting electronically excited states). What else could there be? The H-atom orbitals are a complete set of solutions, so once you have exhausted the ways of populating the 1s orbital, there are no more possibilities without involving the n=2 (or higher) shell.
Now, once you start to bring the H-atoms closer, and they start interacting, those higher-lying orbitals do start to get mixed into the solutions (a la configuration interaction), along with the ion-pair states, and things get very messy. You can approximate this variationally, or with perturbation theory, but it isn't a lot of fun ... better to let a computer do it.
In particular, the linear combination which you suggest of
1/sqrt(2)|H- over here and H+ over there> + 1/sqrt(2)|H+over here and H- over there>
does not give the same solution as I am proposing: for one thing, the energy of -14.3eV is different from the -19.5 eV which I get for a combination of mini-heliums (based on the helium ground state energy of -78eV).
Yeah, this is just one of those manifestations of the problems I have been indicating you will get with this model. Basically, a He-atom is a crappy model for an H-atom, even given the stipulations you have introduced. It has built in electron-electron repulsion, which may not be appropriate in all situations (such as the one we are considering). Also, even though you are correct that the forces scale properly, what about other considerations, such as the average radius, and the nuclear screening? Those are going to be wildly different from the He-atom case. So, I don't think it is at all clear that you can simply take 25% of the He-atom energy as the correct energy for this system. You would need to solve the Coulomb and exchange integrals for this specific case, and come up with some way to deal with the electron correlation. It's going to be messy, and worse, that is what one ends up doing for molecules *anyway*, even when we use computational techniques based on expansion in the (simpler) basis of 1-electron atomic orbitals that is typically chosen. So it is hard to see what advantages derive from your treatment ...
You can get some insight as to why these species (hypothetical or not) are different if you look at Rau's paper. In H-, the two electrons really don't occupy the same orbital: the second one is farther from the nucleus.
Do you think the situation is any different for the He atom? If you designate a "primary" electron, then the "secondary" electron in He will experience a reduced nuclear charge due to screening effects, so you end up in the same place. The effect is more dramatic in the H- case to be sure, but it is just a question of degree ... the phenomenology is the same in both cases.
Of course you then symmetrize the function so the electrons are indistinguishable, but there really are in a sense two different wave functions. If I'm undertanding the implications correctly, it means you can symmetrize them or you can choose to antisymmetrize them and presumably this means for the antisymmetric combination, you are allowed to put the electrons in the triplet state. This is very different from helium: one electron does exactly what the other does and you can't antisymmetrize the spatial wave functions because then everything would go to zero. So the total wave function is symmetric and the electrons have to go in the singlet state.
No, this is not correct. The electrons are paired in a singlet state in both cases. The triplet configurations correspond to excited states ... again, they are closer lying in the H- case, but the logic is the same.
Well, wasn't that my question to begin with: why do I seem to get new solutions for the four-body system that I didn't get when I analyze it as a pair of isolated two-bodies?
I think it is because you have introduced a bunch of extra terms (e.g. electron-electron interaction) that are not present in the physical system under consideration.
You make a great deal of my phrase "half-electrons". True, quantum mechanics does not recognize half-electrons, but it places no restrictions on the wave function of an electron being distributed in two widely separated locations. This is the only sense in which I have ever used the phrase "half-electrons".
Fair enough .. it seemed like you were using it in a different context. Just remember thought that it is just as nonsensical to talk about the energy (or any other observable) for "half the wavefunction". Those quantities are defined in terms of integrals over the *entire* wavefunction. That is why I think the "half-electron" idea is a bad one, even in the context you describe above.
But does the math work or doesn't it? If it works, it seems to me there should be consequences.
I think that unfortunately it doesn't, for the reasons I have outlined above.