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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    [okay, i'll bite...] infinite stupidity re stupid quetions what is the stupidest quetion thus far (she said, managing to say "stupid" three - wait, no! four! - times in the last two sentences)
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    You would be the contiuuuuuum How could life be if GOD were one of us?
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    Every time you are near? And, did you just commit a foul by using the word "question" rather than the appropriate - and thread-wise - "quetion"? wait.wait. here's my quetion: Just like me, do you like to be, close to them?
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    naw, they just go to the old people place promised pre-programmed for them. Does a pre-program have to run prior to a program or can it run concurrently, after or never at all, time-wise (speaking quantum-ly, of course)?
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    becuse wining never wins anything... Where did the yellow fin tuna go wrong - i mean, he's not on the can and is probably nearly extinct by now, to boot?
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    I hear that brocolli grows wild at area 51 Is cauliflower an alternative?
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    Er, the latter. Is there an end to all this jellitivity?
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    Matter, schmatter. Who cares what "it" said. (this being not the proper quetion either...) By the way, who is "it"?
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    no, I only hate it when sh*t happens (fill in the asterisk..) Is asterisk fillling ever used in cooking?
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    Possibly a new age shop, or failing that, a hoover salesman might point you in the right direction. I personally have not had cause to slap a fish, but during my short stay in the coast guard, I was involved in some rather nasty crab-wrangling. Why is it crabs prefer pina coladas to any...
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    It's offered at the pound on the 3rd Thursdays of the month - the 2nd Thursdays being Yoga and canine singles night. How is dog Yoga superior to Hindu?
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    A 'butt to sit' is the loose paraphrasing of the line in last quatrain of the love poem by J. F. Prufrock, "Hearts Awing" which states: "Seating the emotional lever, he held her by motion alone; Awaiting her face in the heather, once, again, to the depths he'd atone." Therefore, they do, in...
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    The candy wasn't rotten in the beginning - it's just the rebagging it year after year for ..what is it? .. Heart's day (the one in February...). I ate a "Be Mine" last year that must have come from a package initially bagged in 1968. Do Valentines have any specific gravity to those not...
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    no doubt. Is the monster-under-the-bed related to the bogeyman?
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    Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

    no, only stupid quetions ('don't know where the ansers are...) Does marsupial have to do with sucking anything...?
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