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dating advice from our equine friends HUH?
We have equine fanciers in the family and after reading some of the posts on walking up to a woman to start a conversation they started laughing and said we all need to take lessons from our equine friends so according to them, here's what they tell us.
Humans think they are so unique and have problems like no other species. SOOOO not true. Our equine boys are always looking for romance.
Step 1 The Male always looks good, is well groomed, takes care that he has a decent physique, no missing teeth, no BO
Step 2 Male hangs out near places their type of ladies frequent (no not the ladies loo), surreptitiously checking them out, acting cool and somewhat disinterested.
Step 3 Females are also checking out the males as they hang out with friends and pretend they aren't interested.
Step 4 Female gives the male she thinks is cute, a little bit longer look, a few extra looks.
Step 5 Male will move a little closer to the lady who is checking him out and give her the slightest look
Step 6 Female shows a bit more interest with body language and maybe a little smile or comment (and yes the equine ladies are masters of flirting)
Step 7 - Male acts cool and says something to make her laugh.
Step 8 - Now time to chat and see if there is any real interest on her part or if she is just making herself feel better because she can attract a male.
The reason our equine friends are such perfect models for romance is because IF the male is too aggressive when the female is not interested, she literally KICKS HIS BUTT and chases him to far ends of the Earth so the males really pay attention to non verbal communication.
IF the equine guys see an attractive group of females, they show off, they dance, they talk, and if one shows interest, they even share their food with her. (Our equine friends almost NEVER share food) If she's interested they smooch, he scratches her back and woos her with style. And he NEVER makes a move unless she is really interested, no matter how long he's known her.
So our equine brothers say PAY ATTENTION, make her laugh, be attentive, show your best side and if she's not interested, stay cool because she may be interested another day or she may have a friend who is interested.
And humans think they are different - HAH
(End of lesson from our equine teachers
We have equine fanciers in the family and after reading some of the posts on walking up to a woman to start a conversation they started laughing and said we all need to take lessons from our equine friends so according to them, here's what they tell us.
Humans think they are so unique and have problems like no other species. SOOOO not true. Our equine boys are always looking for romance.
Step 1 The Male always looks good, is well groomed, takes care that he has a decent physique, no missing teeth, no BO
Step 2 Male hangs out near places their type of ladies frequent (no not the ladies loo), surreptitiously checking them out, acting cool and somewhat disinterested.
Step 3 Females are also checking out the males as they hang out with friends and pretend they aren't interested.
Step 4 Female gives the male she thinks is cute, a little bit longer look, a few extra looks.
Step 5 Male will move a little closer to the lady who is checking him out and give her the slightest look
Step 6 Female shows a bit more interest with body language and maybe a little smile or comment (and yes the equine ladies are masters of flirting)
Step 7 - Male acts cool and says something to make her laugh.
Step 8 - Now time to chat and see if there is any real interest on her part or if she is just making herself feel better because she can attract a male.
The reason our equine friends are such perfect models for romance is because IF the male is too aggressive when the female is not interested, she literally KICKS HIS BUTT and chases him to far ends of the Earth so the males really pay attention to non verbal communication.
IF the equine guys see an attractive group of females, they show off, they dance, they talk, and if one shows interest, they even share their food with her. (Our equine friends almost NEVER share food) If she's interested they smooch, he scratches her back and woos her with style. And he NEVER makes a move unless she is really interested, no matter how long he's known her.
So our equine brothers say PAY ATTENTION, make her laugh, be attentive, show your best side and if she's not interested, stay cool because she may be interested another day or she may have a friend who is interested.
And humans think they are different - HAH
(End of lesson from our equine teachers