Recent content by Borg

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    Today I Learned

    Or this
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    Today I Learned

    TIL the password for the security system at the Louvre. https://mashable.com/article/louvre-video-security-password-was-louvre
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    Collection of Lame Jokes

    I don't assume that the person is smarter than the AI. You don't know what he prompted it with - he could have told it to draw a straight line between the two and then made his 'discovery'.
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    How to increase phone signal strength by lying about it

    I was in charge of a project where I was reporting the status of databases in our development environment to the customer. The contractor that was in charge of this had a developer who decided to "fix it" by always reporting zero records returned if the database didn't exist yet. When they...
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    How to increase phone signal strength by lying about it

    No, I just read the article.
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    How to increase phone signal strength by lying about it

    From the article, there is a lot of competition between the carriers to 'prove' that their network is better than the competitions' network. If you can get one bar even when you don't have a tower available, you can say that you have nationwide coverage with at least one bar everywhere.
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    How to increase phone signal strength by lying about it

    Hence the lying part. The method causes the phone to show one bar higher than it actually is.
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    How to increase phone signal strength by lying about it

    Did you ever wonder about why your phone didn't seem to have as good a signal as it indicated? This could be the reason. Simple trick to increase coverage: Lying to users about signal strength
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    Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

    Here's an example of things that made me curse over the years. The java command to convert a string to an Integer is this - Integer.parseInt("123");. You pass in the string and if it's valid, it will return the Integer. Otherwise, it will throw an error. Unlike an int type, Integers can have...
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    Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

    I was often called on to fix the disasters left by others. Code that I've written in past years is often filled with expletives in the comments.
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    Random Thoughts 7

    I've heard that luxury cars are expensive to repair. I can confirm that's the case today. :oldruck:
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    News Weird News Compilation

    Many years ago, I was driving a limo for executives at Domino's Pizza's corporate headquarters. I remember a conversation with one executive while driving him to the airport where he told me about a lawsuit that they had to deal with. While one of their drivers was stopped in a left turn lane...
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    Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

    Older developers will appreciate this one.