Recent content by DrGreg

If you are using Windows, place your text cursor where you want to type, then summon the Emoji Keyboard by pressing Windows+period, then scroll down to find the Symbols section.

I ate too much today at the French restaurant. I thought "mange tout" was a command.

I forgot what I'd done with my boomerang, but then it hit me.

I didn't see That coming.

Before I sign a legal document, I check if there is a sanity clause.

I thought the barman said "You know your limits".

Screwdriver joke in Police Squad!

It looks to me like people might be taking a screendump of their entire phone screen, and don't know how (or can't be bothered) to select the part of the screen that is relevant.

It's also worth mentioning that, although ## \Sigma x_n - \Sigma y_n ## and ## \Sigma( x_n - y_n )## are mathematically identical, computationally they could be significantly different when working with limited precision.

No, it has 10.

The version of the bird joke that I know goes as follows. A man is in court charged with shooting a golden eagle, which is illegal in the UK. He eventually convinces the magistrate that it was an accident, and is found not guilty. The magistrate then asks, out of curiosity, what he did with the...

Maybe it has crossed my mind that I'm a sexagenarian, but I've forgotten.

➖ ➕ ➗ ✖ Go fourth and multiply.

People who have been filled with helium speak very highly of the experience.

How can we trust driverless cars if they can't recognise traffic lights?