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Saw an old video about the Jeffrey Dahmer trial. His lawyer said : " Your honor, if you are what you eat, my client is innocent". Later on, discussing the evidence: " Was anything found in his shower?". A: " Yes, Head and Shoulders".

Most Taiwanese people have a Taipei personality.

In Harvard, owls are so well educated, they say ' Whom', instead of ' who'.

I know he let the dogs out.

Who?

I ate too much today at the restaurant. I had a buffet overflow.

I start lying to myself yearly , around December 22, that Winter isn't bad, that it's actually fun. Then, at around mid- March, with a week to go, I say, put an end to this &^%$# Winter!!!

Least favorite title for an IT book: " A Crash Course in Operating Systems".

As they(he) said: "You ain't nothing but a groundhog"

He bounces around but always comes back home?

Even sadder: We don't have a : " Sad Stories" forum ;).

I stopped after a few times.

My dog ended up really confused when I decided to use a Boomerang to play catch.

Guy ran into Carney in a Mexican restaurant: " I had tacos con Carney".