Recent content by WWGD

  1. W

    Retiree

    IIRC, he said "A Mathematician is a machine to turn coffee into theorems".
  2. W

    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Thanks for reminding me I just forgot to flush!
  3. W

    Advice on visiting CERN?

    Any special con CERN?
  4. W

    Retiree

    Welcome, Are you related to _The_ Paul Erdos?
  5. W

    Bad Math Jokes

    I had to switch from using z into using w , when working with Complex numbers. All the zzzz's around in the blackboard were knocing me out to sleep.
  6. W

    Undergrad Comparing ##a^b## and ##b^a##

    In Wolfram alpha, just plot ##x^y -y^x =0. ## https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=plot+x%5Ey+-y%5Ex+%3D0
  7. W

    Random Thoughts 7

    Seems you can use just about any phrase to preface an autobiography: " Potatoes aren't sweet. The Charlie Smith story". Or: " If you have no shoes, call your mother for money". The Bob Culpeper story.
  8. W

    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Awkward situation when they give you a price for the best costume, yet you weren't wearing one. " No, it's my actual face!".
  9. W

    Collection of Lame Jokes

    In a recent interview, half of the people who attended college wished they had studied more, half wished they had enjoyed themselves more, the third half never learned basic arithmetic.
  10. W

    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Wonder what KFKA would be like, about ( Kafka).
  11. W

    Collection of Lame Jokes

    \Whoosh.
  12. W

    Collection of Lame Jokes

    WYOW ~ (approximately) " Why, oh, why", as a philosophical inquiry. Ive spiraled down to jokes so lame they require explanation.
  13. W

    Collection of Lame Jokes

    It's the ' Lame Jokes' section, not required Edit: Expcted, to be factual.
  14. W

    Collection of Lame Jokes

    New Philosophy radio station: WYOY.
  15. W

    Collection of Lame Jokes

    Expialidocious?