Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

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[berkeman]

I don't think Centrum is helping her mental accuity or her chess game very much... (or her opponent's chess game).

 

[DaveC426913]

even I can (write and) exit vim and I'm not even a dev

I'm a dev and I cannot exit vim.

 

[sbrothy]

I'm a dev and I cannot exit vim.

I'm a dev and I can save a document in emacs and exit. That's the limit of my emacs ability.

EDIT: ... and the -nw switch makes sure I stay in the CLI. But that's it.

 

[Beyond3D]

This is kind-of true. Faced it myself...

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Not the Wojaks lol. 4chan flashbacks lmfao.

 

[BillTre]

 

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[DaveC426913]

Today's Facebook mashup:

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[Ibix]

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Ugh, $ict$ convention. This is better:

 

[DaveC426913]

Another cool Facebook feed mashup:

(Okay, it's not meant to be a Venn diagram, but technically it still is one)

 

[collinsmark]

(Source: https://explosm.net/comics/how-pretty#comic)

 

[symbolipoint]

I have thought of that way of understanding authentication as shown in #428. That is an example of a kind of real authentication.

 

[berkeman]

 

[symbolipoint]

As to #435,

A Toast! Here's to throwing cookies at windows.

 

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[sbrothy]

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Did you use "Vibe Coding"? I mean, did Chat GPT write that code? That would explain a lot.

 

[Borg]

Ask it to code in this style.

 

[sbrothy]

I'm on this weird public computer where copy/paste is disabled (because it's a giant security risk?) I have an example in "Programming & Computer Science" -> "How to connect Frontend and Backend", where I'm actually impressed with ChatGPT's performance. This is ofcourse because I already know how to program. If one didn't the result would probably look much like your example above.

I seriously think it should be tried with Brainfsck. The result would come pre-obfuscated and f... with your brain.

 

[Borg]

If you really want to mess with other programmers, use the ideas in the How To Write Unmaintainable Code link in my signature. My favorite:

Bedazzling Names​

Choose variable names with irrelevant emotional connotation, e. g.:
marypoppins = ( superman + starship ) / god;
This confuses the reader because they have difficulty disassociating the emotional connotations of the words from the logic they’re trying to think about.

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[symbolipoint]

One of the difficulties I find in post #443, is I am not sure if dumbass is a unit of speed or meant in some other way.

 

[gmax137]

One of the difficulties I find in post #443, is I am not sure if dumbass is a unit of speed or meant in some other way.

commas can be important

 

[Borg]

 

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[Ivan Seeking]

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Haha! I wonder how many youngins wonder how we got C without an A and B.

 

[collinsmark]

Haha! I wonder how many youngins wonder how we got C without an A and B.

What's more I wonder how many youngins even know what C: is, now with everything on cell phones and such.