Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!

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[Wrichik Basu]

JavaScript taking things to the next level

 

[Wrichik Basu]

Another one…

 

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[Ibix]

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Send them both to their rooms without dinner!

 

[DaveC426913]

Another one…

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My wife (who is an educator, not a programmer) started going down the rabbit hole of something called H5P (HTML5 with some JS), I went and dug this up:

 

[BillTre]

 

[DrGreg]

 

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[BillTre]

 

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People are afraid that AI will take their jobs, while their jobs could be taken by a bash script or an awk one-liner.

 

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[Tom.G]

Having been consultant/ trouble-shooter at many places, those definitions hit the nail on the head!

The more of them that applied at any particular company, the sooner they went out of business (a few threw out upper management and lasted a little longer).

 

[BillTre]

 

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[DennisN]

 

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There is a darn lot of thoughtfulness and truth in that comic strip.

 

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[BillTre]

 

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[BillTre]

 

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Reporter: "Sir, how do you respond to allegations that you refuse to document your code?"
Developer: "No comment."

 

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Is this borderline genius? Worst case scenario, you double the time for a brute force attack. I could even imagine fine-tuning it with the perfect percentage of 'failed' first attempts to balance best UX and account protection.