Bad Math Jokes

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Doctor Who (Capaldi) on the sum of 3 cubes equalling a given integer


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A sailor knot walked into a bar and the bartender said we don't serve your kind here.

The knot left disappointed, retied himself, tousled his hair and went back inside.

The bartender said: "Hey weren't you just in here?"

and the knot said: I'm a frayed knot."
 
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IDK if you guys watch Doctor Who at all but I can tell you that all these conversations are entirely in character, when I read these I can even remember Peter Capaldi's classic, old-man smart-ass attitude when he's telling the punchline like in the show.

If ever in these times you find yourself without something to do for like two weeks (maybe three if you sleep) watch the newer seasons of Doctor Who (starting with Series 1 near the top of the page just below Series 2; do note they are listed in order from bottom to top).
 
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Rolling back the years to a simpler time when Abbott and Costello taught us some real math:



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today when society teaches the teacher the true value of math:

 
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Which knight built The Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
 
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What US government organization is so entrenched that not even a force of nature could move it?

Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)

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##F = m a##
 
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Ok, so let hear 'em, all your tasteful bad math jokes...

Just out of curiosity, in the meme you attached, I recognize British actor Peter Capaldi, but I don't recognize the actress. Do you happen to know who she is?
 
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A man walked into a bar but it was closed.
 
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Well, they show it here on the late night shift of a minor channel. Basically the shows from Christopher Eccleston until Jodie Whittaker, currently Matt Smith and Jenna. I think the Whittaker shows are not fully translated, yet, since they aired only a few episodes before they began to repeat the old ones.
 
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Pythagoras???
 
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Flattened view of a tetrahedron?
Three-dimensional student arrangement to fit more students in classrooms... I should suggest that.
 

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