Collection of Lame Jokes

[Hill]

Recent issue with programmers confusing Halloween and Christmas: Oct 31= Dec 25.

"Recent" is relative.

 

[WWGD]

"Recent" is relative.

Ymmv.

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

 

[jack action]

I just found out my new electric toothbrush is not waterproof.

I was shocked.

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[jtbell]

I just found out my new electric toothbrush is not waterproof.

I was shocked.

But you nevertheless survived until today, Toothday, right?

 

[jtbell]

 

[BillTre]

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Shrunken head.

 

[jtbell]

Shrunken head.

Cerebellar hypoplasia?

 

[jtbell]

Fed up with your cat? Put it out with the trash!

 

[mjc123]

Don't try it!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_bin_woman_incident

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[jtbell]

Notice the date!

What goes around, comes around.

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

When paddling through the swamp, beware the Strait of Warm Ooze.

 

[DaveC426913]

Q: How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?

Spoiler

A: Ten-tickles.

Spoiler

It only has eight of those, so those first two were test-tickles.

 

[BillTre]

Q: How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?

Spoiler

A: Ten-tickles.

Spoiler

It only has eight of those, so those first two were test-tickles.

Squid have ten appendages, 8 tickles and 2 arms.

 

[jtbell]

 

[Swamp Thing]

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Crested Phonebill

 

[jtbell]

World Cup headline:

Turkey Eats USA!

 

[jtbell]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

How to clear the crap that's clogging your Google searches Facebook feed?

Take Meta-mucil!

( I mixed up my tech conglomerates.)

 

[davenn]

I dunno, seems legit