Prostate Injury: Effects on Ejaculation & Fertility

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A user shared a shocking experience of injuring their prostate during pole vaulting practice, describing a severe impact that required medical attention. They expressed concerns about potential long-term effects, including the possibility of prostate removal and its implications for ejaculation and fertility. Responses included advice to rest and wait for a clearer prognosis, along with humorous comments about the situation. Some participants speculated about the seriousness of the injury, while others pointed out the absurdity of the scenario, suggesting it might be an April Fools' joke. The discussion highlighted a mix of sympathy, humor, and disbelief, with some users sharing similar extreme injury anecdotes. Overall, the conversation balanced concern for the individual’s health with lighthearted banter about the unusual circumstances.
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Oh god, I was at track practice, pole vaulting, and I seriously damaged my prostate. I had just gotten over the pole, but stalled while going up a bit, and I pretty much came down right on the poll. It nearly went straight up my rectum and pretty much slammed into my prostate. I was rushed to the doctor and they had to give me some sort of shot to stop the swelling, and say that it might need to be removed if it doesn't get better soon.

What will happen to my ejaculate if my prostate's removed, will I ever be able to have kids naturally?
 
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sorry to hear that.. I would just take it very easy the next coming days, take bedrest, and hope for a speedy recovery.. I wouldn't worry too much until they can give a more clear prognosis :)
 
thats nasty!
 
At least it didn't turn sideways... you'll be fine tomorrow, methinks!
 
if they take it out, don't think youll ever have a love life again. that really sucks man. i know someone (friend of a friend kind of thing) who was jumping in this bush with his friend off a patio, he jumped assfirst and a broken branch went through his pants, up his rectum and destroyed his intestines. very bad.
 
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At least it didn't turn sideways... you'll be fine tomorrow, methinks!

You've obviously never been sodomized with a pole vaulting pole...
 
OMG! YOU POOR BABY! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Why don't you PM Adrenaline with your questions. She's an MD.
 
Come on you scientists, you should be a bit more critical on April 1.

Though I guess this was a bit too extreme for anyone to say "Yeah right, your prostate, I don't believe you..."
 
LOL! That was a good one! Only problem is that us scientists are too oblivious of what day it is to realize it was a joke until you told us :P
 
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I told you you'll feel better tomorrow. :smile: I'm still amazed nobody else seemed to get it... I mean, c'mon, you got a pole stuck up your...
 
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You evil, evil people :rolleyes:
 
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I'm glad you approve! :wink:
 
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You two are really A$$HOLES! :biggrin: :biggrin:

You got me good. (I haven't noticed the date for two days.) :redface:
 

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