Prostate Injury: Effects on Ejaculation & Fertility

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Discussion Overview

The discussion revolves around the implications of a prostate injury sustained during pole vaulting, specifically focusing on the effects of potential prostate removal on ejaculation and fertility. Participants share personal anecdotes, offer support, and engage in light-hearted banter regarding the situation.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant describes a serious prostate injury and inquires about the effects of prostate removal on ejaculation and fertility.
  • Another participant suggests taking it easy and waiting for a clearer prognosis from medical professionals.
  • Several participants share humorous or exaggerated anecdotes related to injuries, with one mentioning a severe injury involving a broken branch.
  • A participant humorously questions the believability of the original post, implying it might be an April Fools' joke.
  • Responses include playful teasing and acknowledgment of the original post's absurdity, with some expressing surprise that others did not recognize the joke sooner.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

The discussion features a mix of genuine concern for the injury and playful skepticism about the authenticity of the initial post. There is no consensus on the seriousness of the injury or its implications, as some participants treat it as a serious matter while others view it as a joke.

Contextual Notes

Participants do not provide medical advice or definitive answers regarding the effects of prostate removal on ejaculation and fertility, leaving these aspects unresolved.

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Individuals interested in discussions about medical implications of injuries, humor in online forums, or those seeking community support in unusual situations may find this thread engaging.

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Oh god, I was at track practice, pole vaulting, and I seriously damaged my prostate. I had just gotten over the pole, but stalled while going up a bit, and I pretty much came down right on the poll. It nearly went straight up my rectum and pretty much slammed into my prostate. I was rushed to the doctor and they had to give me some sort of shot to stop the swelling, and say that it might need to be removed if it doesn't get better soon.

What will happen to my ejaculate if my prostate's removed, will I ever be able to have kids naturally?
 
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sorry to hear that.. I would just take it very easy the next coming days, take bedrest, and hope for a speedy recovery.. I wouldn't worry too much until they can give a more clear prognosis :)
 
thats nasty!
 
At least it didn't turn sideways... you'll be fine tomorrow, methinks!
 
if they take it out, don't think youll ever have a love life again. that really sucks man. i know someone (friend of a friend kind of thing) who was jumping in this bush with his friend off a patio, he jumped assfirst and a broken branch went through his pants, up his rectum and destroyed his intestines. very bad.
 
Hurkyl said:
At least it didn't turn sideways... you'll be fine tomorrow, methinks!

You've obviously never been sodomized with a pole vaulting pole...
 
OMG! YOU POOR BABY! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Why don't you PM Adrenaline with your questions. She's an MD.
 
Come on you scientists, you should be a bit more critical on April 1.

Though I guess this was a bit too extreme for anyone to say "Yeah right, your prostate, I don't believe you..."
 
LOL! That was a good one! Only problem is that us scientists are too oblivious of what day it is to realize it was a joke until you told us :P
 
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I told you you'll feel better tomorrow. :smile: I'm still amazed nobody else seemed to get it... I mean, c'mon, you got a pole stuck up your...
 
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You evil, evil people :rolleyes:
 
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I'm glad you approve! :wink:
 
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You two are really A$$HOLES! :biggrin: :biggrin:

You got me good. (I haven't noticed the date for two days.) :redface:
 

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