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[wolram]

Thats ok Lisa, i emery it down and moisturise every night.

 

[Hootenanny]

Thats ok Lisa, i emery it down and moisturise every night.

Emery cloth? What you need is an orbital sander For younger looking flesh;

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[wolram]

way cool, no more shaving, but can you get a battery powered one ,as
mains is dangerous in the bathroom.

 

[Mk]

What you need is an orbital sander

Is it geosynchronous?

 

[Mk]

way cool, no more shaving, but can you get a battery powered one ,as
mains is dangerous in the bathroom.

Oh, I was thinking get a battery powered one so you don't have to pay for toilet paper any more.

 

[wolram]

Oh, I was thinking get a battery powered one so you don't have to pay for toilet paper any more.

It may be because i am tired but i can not work this one out
whatyoutalkingaboutMK ?

 

[Mk]

You said "way cool, no more shaving." I say "way cool, no more wipe your anus after you poo." If I were to put it so much more elegantly.

 

[wolram]

You said "way cool, no more shaving." I say "way cool, no more wipe your anus after you poo." If I were to put it so much more elegantly.

I use a bedet

 

[Mk]

That's because you are european. Americans like solid things.

 

[wolram]

That's because you are european. Americans like solid things.

How dare you call me a european, i am an ENGLISHMAN
pesky new worlder

 

[Mk]

pesky new worlder

GRRR! Those were the Indians! Not the ones from India.

 

[wolram]

GRRR! Those were the Indians! Not the ones from India.

Calm down old chap, how can an indian not be from India

 

[Danger]

Calm down old chap, how can an indian not be from India

My Cree wife would be more than happy to explain that Columbus ****ed up. Wrong place, wrong time.

 

[wolram]

My Cree wife would be more than happy to explain that Columbus ****ed up. Wrong place, wrong time.

You mean he thought he had landed in India so he called the natives indians,
the daft beggar, but i thought we all ready knew about India in those days.

 

[Danger]

You might have; I wasn't around back then.

 

[Mk]

You mean he thought he had landed in India so he called the natives indians,
the daft beggar, but i thought we all ready knew about India in those days.

You pesky Europeans never know what you're doing.

 

[wolram]

You pesky Europeans never know what you're doing.

Whom are you talking to old chap?

 

[Danger]

Wanna try 'who'?

 

[dav2008]

What's this all about?

 

[Danger]

If you don't know, nobody does. I certainly don't.

 

[wolram]

What's this all about?

It is about me being an englishman and not europian, as some unknowing
new worlder keeps implying

 

[Mk]

Oh my god, I'm arguing with an old haggard-faced ape, some kind of male sheep, and a squirrel.

 

[Hootenanny]

You pesky Europeans never know what you're doing.

We British don't talk about those across the channel.

 

[rcgldr]

What's this all about?

Are you trying to read this thread backwards? That's another thread.