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Why does America use the Imperial system for measurment?
 
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BobG said:
Because John Crapper invented the first flush toilet (and I think you may have committed a foul by asking a legitimate question with a real answer).

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Every time you are near?

And, did you just commit a foul by using the word "question" rather than the appropriate - and thread-wise - "quetion"? wait.wait. here's my quetion:

Just like me, do you like to be, close to them?
 
Close to who/whom? Who are they?
 
madcat11 said:
Just like me, do you like to be, close to them?
Only close enough to tell whether I want to get closer. More often than not, I find that's already too close for comfort.

What's a good way to tell people to please follow the rules of the thread?
 
Gokul43201 said:
Only close enough to tell whether I want to get closer. More often than not, I find that's already too close for comfort.

What's a good way to tell people to please follow the https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1745355&postcount=3042"?

Delete the post! and give them a 1/2 point warning... We shouldn't be forced to gander when someone isn't being a good goose.

Did the birds suddenly appear in the fall and spring?
 
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Yes, the quantum birds did in fact appear in two seasons simultaneously!

Why is it that when there are three hands on an analog (non-alarm) clock, the third hand is almost invariably called the second hand?
 
my question is why is this forum so stupid... ?
 
mbrmbrg said:
Why is it that when there are three hands on an analog (non-alarm) clock, the third hand is almost invariably called the second hand?

The third/second hand is attempting to overrun and dominate the analog clock.

Girls won't speak to me, what disability do they have?
 
Shy-itis.

Why is it so cold in my room?
 
Throw another stick of chewing gum in the fire.

What colour would the flame be if it was pineapple flavoured?
 
Answer to the universe, life and everything = 42 = 0 = 42 = 0 = 42 *CRITICAL ERROR* BLAM.

Universe does not exist. Life does not exist. Rationality epic fails.

Do I exist?
 
Only on the 30th of February.

If a chicken could count its feathers, would it be able to count past two?
 
It will be able to count to 42.

If a hobo shoots craps in the woods will god take the bet?
 
Yes, he'd bet on the dice annhilating each other to form gamma rays.

If Does God bet on every game of craps and rig each bet in his favour?
 
No - he doesn't agree with the ways of the football referees.

What would happen if a football referee used a horse as a whistle?
 
Neigh would be the sound produced hence all fouls would be ignored (Neigh[itex]\approx[/itex]no).

What would happen If I could stop time but myself could continue life?
 
Air said:
What would happen If I could stop time but myself could continue life?

You would be the contiuuuuuum

How could life be if GOD were one of us?
 
Better - we wouldn't have to endure that 'If god were one of us' song.

What song would we have to endure in its place if I had a microphone?
 
If Betty bought a bit of butter, but the butter that Betty bought was bitter, would Betty buy another bit of butter?
 
Depends what she did with the butter.

Why can't cows travel down stairs?
 
Because they're scared of the lions in the basement.

Why would the basement be an ideal place to keep my pet zebra?
 
To keep it away from babies.

Why are babies so lethal?
 


because the mothers are so suicidal

If we grow hair, do those hairs grow hair?
 
Not generally... but they do if we are growing hares.

Is raising a hare a hair-raising experience?
 
Only if you scare the hare.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't be misunderstood?
 
Still none, it only chucks wood because no-one understands it.

How far can a woodchuck chuck wood?
 
As far as wood would go with the force of the wood chuch chucker.

Do metal chucks exist?
 
Unless a woodchuck permits it to exist, then no.

If a husband commits adultery, but the wife doesn't mind. Then why is there global warming?
 
Mentallic said:
If a husband commits adultery, but the wife doesn't mind. Then why is there global warming?
There won't be anymore - now that we have pirates

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/FSM_Pirates.png
 
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