Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[jimmy p]

Is the tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

Neither. It is a mineral along with cucumber, carrot and pork pies.


Are nuts fruit or vegetables?

 

[avemt1]

Because stewing broccolli removes the poison in it.


If broccolli is supposed to be a mini tree, what is cauliflower a mini version of?

cauliflower is a mini version of a forest on a small planet.
Why is the color blue blue?

 

[Ba]

Because the person was colorblind and thought the bomb 'blue' up blue.

Why does school make people stupider?

 

[honestrosewater]

Are nuts fruit or vegetables?

I'll say fruits so I don't have to type vegetables.

Why does school make people stupider?

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

Can you get pregnant from eating fruit nuts?

 

[jimmy p]

Can you get pregnant from eating fruit nuts?

Depends if you eat a male or female nut.


How come there are never obese or anorexic plants and animals in the wild?

 

[Physics_wiz]

Because the ones who can get obese evolved into humans.

Why do I always wave back when girls wave to someone behind me and never wave when they're actually waving to me?

 

[honestrosewater]

Why do I always wave back when girls wave to someone behind me and never wave when they're actually waving to me?

This is a simple case of mistaken identity.

When chickens get chicken pox, how do they scratch?

 

[Gokul43201]

When chickens get chicken pox, how do they scratch?

Ha ha...that's a trick quetion. We know that chickens don't get chicken pox.

And speaking of chickens and stupid quetions, answer this one if you can :
What's the difference between a chicken ?

 

[Moonbear]

And speaking of chickens and stupid quetions, answer this one if you can :
What's the difference between a chicken ?

Nope, can't anser it.

Which is better for banging on pots and pans, wooden spoons or metal spoons?

 

[ZeAsYn51]

Save up your money and buy drums.

Which came first, the number 1 or the number 0?

 

[Gokul43201]

Which came first, the number 1 or the number 0?

Not certain about this...but I think number 0 was diagnosed with premature ejaculation.

Would there be less crackpots if they called complex numbers something else...like say...ummm..."weebles" ?

 

[Sariaht]

If we called them webless all satanist mathematicians would self ignite.

What is the point of a mermaids nose?

 

[tribdog]

If we called them webless all satanist mathematicians would self ignite.

What is the point of a mermaids nose?

easy way to lift them into the boat using only two fingers.

Who would win in a fight Jack or Ronald McDonald or Wendy or the Taco Bell Dog?

 

[matthyaouw]

Ronald McDonald could kick some anus with those giant shoes of his, plus if he got into trouble he could call the Hamburgler or those things that look like mops.

Wouldn't it be nice if everyone were nice?

 

[Ba]

No then we wouldn't have anything left to do.

Why do people stay out of the rain?

 

[The Bob]

Why do people stay out of the rain?

Just incase they melt.

What is the point in kitting?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[tribdog]

the k, definitely the k.

How would life be different if our thumbs were on the outside?

 

[Smurf]

they are on the outside, the real question is what if they were sewed onto our coats?

 

[Gokul43201]

How would life be different if our thumbs were on the outside?

Sure it would. Imagine your wife yelling at you to "take out the trash, and bring the thumbs in while you're at it...". Guess that's not all that different, after all.

Edit : beat to the punch by the little blue man.

... what if they were sewed onto our coats?

This is a brilliant idea. This way we could hitch rides without have to lift a finger.

What are some of the more creative uses for dental floss ?

 

[BoulderHead]

What are some of the more creative uses for dental floss ?

It's great for wearing to the beach as a bikini replacement...


Got any more, hahah?

[edit}
Oops, I was beat to the punch too, please ignore this post.

 

[Math Is Hard]

It's great for wearing to the beach as a bikini replacement...


Got any more, hahah?

Got any more of what? Bikini replacements?
Sure! Lots!

1) whipped cream
2) aluminum foil
3) fig leaf
4) marshmallows
5) live ferrets
6) topsoil
7) a couple of AOL CDs and a slingshot
8) Boulderhead's boxer shorts
9) duct tape

Why can't I go swimming at the YMCA anymore?

 

[Physics_wiz]

Because you use whipped cream as a bikini replacement.

Why are engineers called nerds (in my college at least)?

 

[selfAdjoint]

Because you use whipped cream as a bikini replacement.

Why are engineers called nerds (in my college at least)?

It stands for Nutty Engineering Romance Dropout.

Why are CS students called Dweebs?

 

[tribdog]

Dilemma: we're embarassingly emotional, but smart.


Would you rather be the 10 of clubs or the 3 of hearts?

 

[Moonbear]

10 of clubs. No idea why.

Disney's teacup ride...why teacups? Why not soup bowls?

 

[Math Is Hard]

10 of clubs. No idea why.

Disney's teacup ride...why teacups? Why not soup bowls?

a very valid quetion, as most Americans have graduated from teacup-sized to soup-bowl-sized butts in the last three decades.

Which brings me to a related quetion.. if a woman's bra size is a T-cup, why is her bosom size more like a couple of gallons than two teensy half-pints?

 

[madcat11]

Which brings me to a related quetion.. if a woman's bra size is a T-cup, why is her bosom size more like a couple of gallons than two teensy half-pints?

Because 12-year old boys choose the names for women's underwear...

Also, related quetion: Since A (avocado), B (baseball), C (cantalope) and D (dog) cup sizes are so descriptive, why don't jock straps come in letter sizes?

 

[Jesus Freak]

Because men are not classified by their jockstrap, but by the size of their shoes

 

[Moonbear]

Jesus Freak, get back here! You forgot to ask a quetion! We've worked too long and hard to keep this game going to see it end here.

 

[Smurf]

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 12 and buns in packages of 8?

 

[matthyaouw]

It's to keep a cycle of purchase going. If you buy 12 hot dogs, and 8 buns, then you'll run out of buns and be forced to buy more before you can finish the hot dogs, but then you'll have surplus buns and require more hot dogs. Here is where the theory stumbles, as the next purchase will leave you with sufficient hotdogs to fill the buns, but I'd wager it relies on someone dropping one, or snacking on a lone hotdog late at night when no other food is readily avaliable.

Is work a gas? (I'm basing this on the fact that it expands to fill the space you have to do it)

 

[jimmy p]

Is work a gas? (I'm basing this on the fact that it expands to fill the space you have to do it)

No, its a type of curry.

How come quetion has less letters than question?

 

[8====D]

It doesn't, you're just dreaming.

If you were to die in the next 5 hours, what will you do?

 

[jimmy p]

It doesn't, you're just dreaming.

If you were to die in the next 5 hours, what will you do?

Start my stopwatch.

How can you start a stopwatch?

 

[8====D]

You put batteries into a clock.

Where can I buy batteries?

 

[jimmy p]

Where can I buy batteries?

The finest gun batteries are easily stolen from your local army base.

Why do hyenas find everything funny?

 

[8====D]

Too much laughing gas.

How many posts do I have? How come it says zero?

 

[mattmns]

0 obviously

Why did you ask two questions?

 

[The Bob]

Why did you ask two questions?

Because this person likes cheating.

What is the point in sausage rolls being used as wheels?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Ba]

Because he asked the same question twice, but wanted different answers. Sounds greedy.

Why do people think power corrupts?

 

[Smurf]

Because when people hear something clever they automatically think "Thats clever, it must be true", so it was with "Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely" which is really just a meaningless slogan to gain control of the population and convince them that Democracy is the best option. Similar to the slogan "Support our troops" which also doesn't mean anything, it's just something that no one's against, everyone's for and distracts the people from the real issues like "What do you think of our policies"

Whats the difference between pork bellies and deep fried bacon?

 

[Moonbear]

Whats the difference between pork bellies and deep fried bacon?

About $2 billion.

Why is it called a sink when it stays bolted to the countertop?

 

[Smurf]

The original design was that it would 'sink' into the wall and electro radiated macrowave beams would recreate an exact replicate of your hands which it would then screw onto your wrists after incinerating your original pair and recycling the ashes as Plutonium Chlorophyte which would be used to power the Fusion Quantum Batteries that created the hands in the first place.

Does anyone really know how a microwave works?

 

[Gokul43201]

Why is it called a sink when it stays bolted to the countertop?

To remind you that diamond rings are heavier than water.

Edit :too late...ignore this

Does anyone really know how a microwave works

Yeah, there's a tribe that inhabit a bunch of islands in the South Pacific that do.

Why is it so important for dishwashing soap to work wonders for your skin ?

 

[Moonbear]

TWhy is it so important for dishwashing soap to work wonders for your skin ?

Because that scoundrel laundry soap refuses to do it.

If you put a light bulb, grape and aluminum foil into the microwave all at the same time, what color is the front door?

 

[Smurf]

Pitch black, the light reflects off the grape and goes into the light bulb causing a psychoanalytical reaction to the aluminium which effectively destroys all the light in the microwave.

What country is Africa in?

 

[Gokul43201]

What country is Africa in?

London ! No, wait...that's a continent...but...but Africa itself is a country, isn't it ? There, I knew that was a trick quetion !

But why do Africans look like black folk (nothing to do with a grape, a bulb and an aluminum foil I hope) ?

 

[Smurf]

But why do Africans look like black folk (nothing to do with a grape, a bulb and an aluminum foil I hope) ?

'Fraid so, when the KKK got together with god they decided that all indigenous africans would look like the blacks in America and so they bought a Eden-Sized Microwave, a grape and some aluminium foil, picked up africa and stuck it in the microwave and turned it on.

Why is this guy's face grey?

 

[plover]

He can't wash it without getting soap in his eyes

How do you digitize soap?

 

[Smurf]

Use the scanner on your cell phone.

Why is ritalin so widely accepted?