Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[plover]

I think it's something in the water.

Why is this out of the quetion? this

 

[UrbanXrisis]

Because after you typed "Why is this out of the quetion?", you typed "this"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[BoulderHead]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To poop on the other side.


What's that white stuff in chicken poop?
(I know, I asked this a long time ago but it's the best I can do right now.)

 

[UrbanXrisis]

chocolate.

why is it white?

 

[honestrosewater]

chocolate.

why is it white?

You chicken-poop-inspecting people are freaks, that's why.

Why is looking at chicken poop better than watching Fox News?

 

[Smurf]

Chicken poop doesn't lie in your language.

Does size really matter?

 

[honestrosewater]

Does size really matter?

As Robin Williams says, "You can't make butter with a toothpick". But I think we should consult a butter-making expert.

All you butter-making experts: Can you make butter with a toothpick?

 

[franznietzsche]

No, but it'll save you a groaning taking off smurf's edge if you use one instead.

Do you groan on the edge?

 

[Smurf]

All the bloody time

Why are people still doing this so late?

 

[franznietzsche]

All the bloody time

Why are people still doing this so late?

Cause that's when the neighbors are asleep.

Why aren't we doing this more often?

 

[Smurf]

Life gets in the way sometimes

Think I could get used to this?

 

[franznietzsche]

I think you could get used to anything.

Why do people look at me funny when i start talking about energy transport in stellar interiors?

 

[Smurf]

They're small minds don't comprehend the greater sciences. So when they start hearing advanced Ideas they will psychologically reject them, and because they've been caught up in the consumerist disney market they express their inferiority by making odd faces.

Why am I so smart and everyone else so hopelessly ignorant to my genius?

 

[franznietzsche]

Because your thinking is much too backasswards.

Why is backasswards even a word?

 

[jimmy p]

Why is backasswards even a word?

Because if it wasnt, you couldn't say it and if you tried the grammar and spelling gestapo would hunt you down and sew your lips shut.

Why should I mind my P's and Q's?

 

[madcat11]

a twofer:

What is the point in sausage rolls being used as wheels?

The Bob (2004 ©)

I know it was a quote way back but, no one answered it and, it's a valid quetion and, in fact, a very interesting one which deserves a stupid answer just as much as any other one...so... ah ... sausage rolls used as wheels, the point is... they roll.

Why should I mind my P's and Q's?

Cuz if you don't you might get a cupie.

Does the Earth move around the sun or the other way around?

 

[Math Is Hard]

Does the Earth move around the sun or the other way around?

Something like that. Impossible to tell from this angle.

How do you balance on your tail like that, MadCat?

 

[tribdog]

balance? I thought that was a picture of someone's nose.

What's a good cure for a painful burn?

 

[BoulderHead]

What's a good cure for a painful burn?

About 3 or 4 days.


What's this git-r-done saying I'm beginning to hear?

 

[franznietzsche]

Its a new lifestyl fad, French equivalent of a diet fad. Your main activity consists of grunting itover and over all day. really burns the calories from that frnech vanilla ice cream.


Whydo they reduce fashion trend to fad?

 

[Astronuc]

Whydo they reduce fashion trend to fad?

Because 'fand' sounds too awkward. Or because the kind of people who worry about such things can only manage words with three letters or less.

Why is this thread only rated 5 stars?

 

[franznietzsche]

Because there are only 4 starsin the alfabet. Duh.


Why is he -----> so paranoid right now?

 

[BoulderHead]

Because there are only 4 starsin the alfabet. Duh.


Why is he -----> so paranoid right now?

Because he did this one wrong---->



What is going on between these two: :!)

 

[franznietzsche]

:!) = 14 year old moron who loves...
= jerk celebrity

You do the math.


Thanks to SpaceShipOne we know have commercial astronauts. But why don't we commercial cosmonauts? Isn't it politically incorrect?

 

[Astronuc]

But why don't we commercial cosmonauts? Isn't it politically incorrect?

I don't know how we would commercial a cosmonaut.

What's on the other side of this screen?

 

[franznietzsche]

Liquid Crystals.


How can a crystal be liquid? Isn't that contradictory?

 

[honestrosewater]

How can a crystal be liquid? Isn't that contradictory?

Not if you name your horse Crystal.

Did you ask to be born?

 

[mattmns]

No I did not.

Who are you supposed to ask? [to be born]

 

[jimmy p]

No I did not.

Who are you supposed to ask? [to be born]

I asked my milkman.

Are all milkmen married to swedish milkmaids called Ute?

 

[franznietzsche]

Only if they're named Sven. If they're named Olaf then they're married to norwegian milkmaids named Olga.


Why is it that waking up, hung over or not, is always a bad thing?

 

[The Bob]

Why is it that waking up, hung over or not, is always a bad thing?

Because sleep is great and something that no one wants to disturb. But you have to and that is why it is bad. It is the transition from the land of sand and sea and palm trees to realising that the ship you were on was in fact none existant.

Not Fair.

What is the reason for the shape of bananas?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[madcat11]

What is the reason for the shape of bananas?

The Bob (2004 ©)

So you can peel them, duh. (the 'fruit-creator' thought of that early-on; you couldn't very easily peel a banana if it were shaped like a car transmission...)

[and, that's not my tail...]

Is he wearing magnifying glasses?

 

[honestrosewater]

Is he wearing magnifying glasses?

No, is a girl.

If I look in my ear while wearing magnifying glasses, will I appear smarter than I actually am?

 

[BoulderHead]

Perhaps not, but your head will certainly appear more flexible then it actually is.


Should "Toe-jam football" be allowed as an officially recogized Olympic competition?

 

[franznietzsche]

Perhaps not, but your head will certainly appear more flexible then it actually is.


Should "Toe-jam football" be allowed as an officially recogized Olympic competition?

Not before endurance sleepingdag gummit! I want my gold medal!


Why is gold so much better than silver?

 

[jimmy p]

Why is gold so much better than silver?

Because silver is better than bronze but not quite as good as gold.


Why do people laugh at their own jokes?

 

[franznietzsche]

Because silver is better than bronze but not quite as good as gold.


Why do people laugh at their own jokes?

Because they're funny.

Why am i always so hungry, even when i don't eat?

 

[Moonbear]

Because they're funny.

Why am i always so hungry, even when i don't eat?

Well, that makes no sense at all. If you don't eat, your stomach should get used to being empty, and downregulate the hungry proteins so you don't feel hungry anymore. You might need to check that out with your doctor.


Why are scissors always sold in packages that require scissors to open?

 

[franznietzsche]

because otherwise drunk people like me might open and use them

Why am i posting after sooo many long island iced teas?

 

[Moonbear]

Why am i posting after sooo many long island iced teas?

Because you're too drunk to remember the recipe for rum and cokes.

Why does rum and coke taste great, but rum and rootbeer is quite awful?

 

[franznietzsche]

Actually i like rum and rootbeer. Shot of rootbeer, pint of rum. Good stuff.


Why do so many people drink wussie drinks instead of good old fashioned hard liquor?

 

[Smurf]

More time to enjoy it before your taste buds start to dance.

Why do I always forget to post a question?

 

[mattmns]

You didn't forget that time, or maybe you did...

Why does pumpkin pie make a great breakfast? *wipes face*

 

[Ba]

It has enough sugar to allow you energy to start the coffee machine.

Why does morning come so early?

 

[jimmy p]

Why does morning come so early?

Cos night finishes so late to guarantee minimum sleeping time.

Citric acid is found in citrus fruit. Why is this so convenient?

 

[Ba]

Otherwise we'ld have to look to potatoes.

Can one imagine a world without people?

 

[jimmy p]

Otherwise we'ld have to look to potatoes.

Can one imagine a world without people?

Every time I look at the sun.

How come the answer blows in the wind?

 

[Ba]

Because that's what it is made of, the air coming from your mouth.

Getting a question is always harder, why is an answer always the easy thing?

 

[franznietzsche]

Because, like Derek Zoolander you couldn't turn left to save your ass.


Why is being drunk sooo much fun?

 

[jimmy p]

Why is being drunk sooo much fun?

Because when you are drunk the world laughs with you... like this...

Does soap ever get dirty?