Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Koshi]

Because their eyes are filled with dirt.

What is filthier than dirt?

 

[Dembadon]

... What is filthier than dirt?

Mud.

My turn: How do I create test data? (I have actually been asked this question before)

 

[zoobyshoe]

How do I create test data?

One does not create test data from thin air, of course, since it's subject to the usual conservation laws. One must convert some other form of data into test data. In practice, test data is most frequently harvested from old phone books or outdated dictionaries or from the copy on cereal boxes.

Recently some test data I harvested from an Alka-Seltzer Plus package indicated that if you jump a photon and wrestle it into its back it will go into a sort of hypnotic stupor and won't bite you. I was pleased, because, of course, that's completely consistent with GR.

How, though, do I stop the squishy noise in my left ear when I swallow?

 

[mg0stisha]

Stop swallowing!

Who's the greatest historical figure of all time?

 

[sganesh88]

Who's the greatest historical figure of all time?

Adam.

What if Adam had been gay?

 

[Dweirdo]

He wouldn't have eaten that orange he ate because of that girl! and we all now would have a Ferrari.

what if the snake had been gay?

 

[kotreny]

Then Slytherin House would be very different.


How's the weather up there?

 

[ZigusZagus]

Cold

What if the sun was alive?

 

[kotreny]

Then it would get sunspots mostly in its teen years.


Is it physically possible to answer your own quetion?

 

[kotreny]

Nope.


Shouldn't YOU be helping Russ fix the US energy crisis, instead of wasting your life away reading this?

 

[Sourabh N]

I was. Its lunch break.

If time had a gender, what would it be?

 

[rolerbe]

French!

Are dolphins frictionless?

Actually asked in a high school physics class -- civilization is doomed, doomed I say![/size]

 

[ZigusZagus]

they might be.

k2 - t3 = 4
k=?
t=?

 

[Schrodinger's Dog]

French!

Are dolphins frictionless?

Actually asked in a high school physics class -- civilization is doomed, doomed I say![/size]

Yes and no. Are they quantum dolphins in a box?

 

[Schrodinger's Dog]

they might be.

k2 - t3 = 4
k=?
t=?

They are.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Are they quantum dolphins in a box?

No, but they have quantum boxes inside them existing in the superposed state of being both open and closed at the same time.

2049: The world is rocked by the announcement of the 27Thousand Certainty Principle. After 30 years of dogged effort PF's own 27Thousand finally succeeds in creating his formula to determine for certain whether or not girls are attracted to you. However, the formula requires an unfortunate trade off for those who employ it: certainty over whether a girl is attracted to you or not comes at the cost of certainty over whether or not you are attracted to her. In other words, you can know if a girl is hot, OR, you can know if she's attracted to you, but you can't know both.

Completely misreading this post, many PF members begin slaughtering dolphins to find out if girls like them or not. The result is consistently the same: girls do like dolphins.

Why do dolphins swallow boxes?

 

[adicabrady]

It helps them regurgitate when they have a tummy ache,which they often get after severe partying.What substance do dolphins use to party?

 

[Sourabh N]

speakers.

Why do dolphins party?

 

[EvilKermit]

because they have to relax after living with the stresses of modern dolphin living?

Is it possible that in any given universe, that dolphins right now could rule of humans, and in that case, could it be possible that it is in our universe?

 

[samuelcpaul]

They are.

Wont change I guess.. K = K, and t= t ...

How to stab one to the wall...?

Kinda technique to use...?

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Sam.

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safe adhesive tape

 

[Koshi]

Is it possible that in any given universe, that dolphins right now could rule of humans, and in that case, could it be possible that it is in our universe?

Little known fact: dolphins are the underlings of crows. They're the creatures we should really be concerned about.

Who watches the crows?

 

[adicabrady]

I watch the crows.They are my only friends.What I do for them is watch them.What do they do for me?

 

[Andy]

They scratch your ***, why does your *** need scratching?

 

[higgsnerd137]

Because it relaxes you after a long day of uncomfortable chairs. Why is my head shaped like an apple.

 

[evagriselda]

Because it relaxes you after a long day of uncomfortable chairs. Why is my head shaped like an apple.

Because of the original sin.
Why am I almost virgin if my name is Eva?

 

[Andy]

Because your parents can't spell.

Why is emma bunton a judge on dancing on ice?

 

[DukeofDuke]

dancing on water is considerably harder.

What's Duke Basketball? (be careful when you answer...)

 

[adicabrady]

It is a game that you and John Wayne play.Who has been winning since he died?

 

[legendarium]

dancing on water is considerably harder.

What's Duke Basketball? (be careful when you answer...)

Its an excuse for a town to sharpen their pitch forks.

Why does love hurt?

 

[MotoH]

Its an excuse for a town to sharpen their pitch forks.

Why does love hurt?

It doesn't.

Why is Bar Rafaeli so hot?

 

[legendarium]

It doesn't.

Why is Bar Rafaeli so hot?

Because she can't have me :D

Why is chemistry so different than math?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Why is chemistry so different than math?

Chemistry fell prey to an industrial accident back in the 1840's in the stable of the Earl of Ffeffershire, an outbuilding which he had converted to a laboratory in the hopes of discovering a process for extracting pure nicotine from local weeds. Bales and bales of these weeds were stacked in the lab, but, being damp, were subject to spontaneous combustion. The Earl did his best to keep an eye on them. In doing so he neglected chemistry, which wandered off into the woods and mated with two or three weasels. The offspring bore no discernible resemblance to math.
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Recently when I was out in my stable trying, yet again, to breed the weasel genes out of chemistry, I heard an alarming crackling noise behind me. Turning I saw that a bale of local weeds had spontaneously burst into flames. I ran with all my might to the far wall where I had judiciously installed a fire extinguisher, but just before reaching it I tripped on an old, moldy copy of Halliday and Resnick, and hit my head on a lucky horseshoe that had been nailed to a post, and blacked out.

When I regained consciousness I discovered to my horror that math had wandered off into the woods and bred with two or three woodchucks. Then I realized that breeding math and woodchucks would certainly yield the definitive answer to the old quetion.

When can I expect my Nobel Prize?

 

[legendarium]

lmaoo :)

Why can't woman just tell us how they feel?

 

[zoobyshoe]

lmaoo :)

Why can't woman just tell us how they feel?

You may not ask a quetion until you have completely and stupidly ansered the previous quetion.

 

[eo1989]

Yo zoobyshoe I'm really happy for you and ima let you finish, but Woodrow Wilson was the best Nobel Prize winners of all time.



Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

 

[legendarium]

You may not ask a quetion until you have completely and stupidly ansered the previous quetion.

There is no previous question.

 

[zoobyshoe]

There is no previous question.

Correct. However there is a previous quetion, which is: "When can I expect my Nobel Prize? "

 

[Koshi]

Yo zoobyshoe I'm really happy for you and ima let you finish, but Woodrow Wilson was the best Nobel Prize winners of all time.



Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

No, its discovery dates back to the late 6th century when an unfortunate rider fell asleep in the saddle during a jousting tournament.

Is there a sport more noble then jousting?

 

[legendarium]

Correct. However there is a previous quetion, which is: "When can I expect my Nobel Prize? "

Ahh, i thought that was in your signature.

 

[adicabrady]

I don't know what has happened to this forum since I was last here.The simple" ask a stupid quetion get a stupid answer " format has degraded.I am sorry Zoobyshoe but you won't be getting your nobel prize because that idiot "Legedarium" killed the committee and stole all the prizes.How long will it take to form a new committee and make new prizes so Zoobyshoe can get what he rightfully earned?

 

[GreatEscapist]

Until Johnny Quest makes an epic comeback.
Why do normal people wear socks that actually match?

 

[MotoH]

Until Johnny Quest makes an epic comeback.
Why do normal people wear socks that actually match?

Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts. (google it)

Normal people wear matching socks, because they only buy socks that are of the same colour.


How does an African Swallow carry a coconut to England?

 

[zoobyshoe]

How does an African Swallow carry a coconut to England?

I'm not going to anser this because it's clear from the quetion you're an enemy of England bent on amassing unusual biological weapons to be used against that great Island Nation. England does not currently have any anti-coconut defences, it's not the kind of attack they're expecting, and the utter ruthlessness of your plan to bomb them with these large, hard tropical nuts is beyond the pale. Plus it's a waste of food. I'm contacting Interpol, Mr. Moto!

Recently when I was awaiting maiming and torture at a dentists office I noticed someone had left a spy thriller on one of the seats: The Ludlum Formula. I picked it up and was soon engrossed in the twisty-plot tale of a rogue CIA assassin who'd been brainwashed to think he was a spy thriller novelist and spent his days penning novels about rogue CIA assassins who'd been brainwashed into thinking they were spy thriller novelists.

However, I was interrupted when an evil woman in a white smock came to lead me away to the Chair of Torment.

Anyone know how that book ended?

 

[xunxine]

It ended with "The End".

Who cares?

 

[magpies]

Yes that is the question that can never be answered because it was never even asked in the first place.

Ok so does anyone know what they really make soda out of?

 

[Sourabh N]

Love.

When is enthusiasm not proportional to deadlines?

 

[zoobyshoe]

When is enthusiasm not proportional to deadlines?

I'm not sure I completely understand the quetion, but if by "When is enthusiasm not proportional to deadlines?" you mean "How do they get that refreshing lemony scent in Pine-Sol?" then the anser is not available. It's a proprietary secret.

Who's that in the second row, third from the left?

 

[physics girl phd]

I Don't Know. Oops. He's on third.

What's on second?

 

[Koshi]

Whatever's not already on first.

Who do you think is first?

 

[GreatEscapist]

Me, obviously.