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The discussion revolves around a playful and humorous exchange in a new forum, encouraging participants to ask "stupid questions" and receive equally silly answers. Participants engage in lighthearted banter, often incorporating puns and wordplay, such as discussing the time it might take to reach 1,000 posts or the best superpower, with self-levitation being a favorite. Questions range from the absurd, like the fate of old forums, to whimsical inquiries about elephants and the universe. The tone is irreverent, with users joking about the nature of their questions and the concept of "stupidity" in their responses. The thread serves as a space for creative and nonsensical dialogue, emphasizing fun over seriousness.
  • #1,981
Why to prevent suicide and increase fidelity.

Nobody ones to kill themselves if they're having great orgasms. I sure wouldn't.

Would you?
 
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  • #1,982
franznietzsche said:
Why to prevent suicide and increase fidelity.

Nobody ones to kill themselves if they're having great orgasms. I sure wouldn't.

Would you?
Personally I am not bothered.

Why? Should I be bothered?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,983
Heres something I got for homework once.

Write an equation that includes everything in bedmass and solve the problem.

Heres what I did in 2sec others struggled for some reason.(it was along time ago)

( (3*3+7)+3-2/2+3*5*2+10^5)*0=0
 
  • #1,984
eax said:
Heres something I got for homework once.

Write an equation that includes everything in bedmass and solve the problem.

Heres what I did in 2sec others struggled for some reason.(it was along time ago)

( (3*3+7)+3-2/2+3*5*2+10^5)*0=0

Edgardo said:
LoL,

I was just trying to compute this one in my head and watched the right hand side and ...huh, why zero, until I also saw the zero on the left side

Sadly you two may have just managed to ruin this thread, stopping me from carrying it to 2000 posts. Do you have idea what you fools have done? You went off topic in an off topic thread!


Not since the days of jellitivity have i seen anything so foolishly foolish.

By zargling's hammer, i shall be avenged!

Little known fact: Zargling's hammer is not in fact a hammer. What is it really?
 
  • #1,985
whats 10squared?
100

haha not stupid now haha
 
  • #1,986
It's a search term for which Google has no answers!

What's a Birmingham Screwdriver?
 
  • #1,987
There's an older viersion of PF?
 
  • #1,988
brewnog said:
It's a search term for which Google has no answers!

What's a Birmingham Screwdriver?


An birmingham screwdriver happens to be a rather twisted version of a long island iced tea. It involves replacing the triple sec with absinthe, lighting the whole mixture on fire, dousing it with splash of coke, and using a shot of aftershock as a chaser.

There is also its derivative, the Mobile Screwdriver is less well known. What is the reciped for this concotion?
 
  • #1,989
franznietzsche said:
An birmingham screwdriver happens to be a rather twisted version of a long island iced tea. It involves replacing the triple sec with absinthe, lighting the whole mixture on fire, dousing it with splash of coke, and using a shot of aftershock as a chaser.

There is also its derivative, the Mobile Screwdriver is less well known. What is the reciped for this concotion?
Well as a Birmingham screwdriver gives rise to this:

BS = absinthe + fire+ coke + aftershock

Take absinthe to be t^3
Take fire to be t^6
Take coke to be t
Take aftershock to be t^2

Then BS = t^6 + t^3 + t^2 + t

So \frac{BS}{dt} = 6t^5 + 3t^2 + 2t + 1

So I think the recipe is quite strange but more regular in shape.

Is this close to being right?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #1,990
The Bob said:
Well as a Birmingham screwdriver gives rise to this:

BS = absinthe + fire+ coke + aftershock

Take absinthe to be t^3
Take fire to be t^6
Take coke to be t
Take aftershock to be t^2

Then BS = t^6 + t^3 + t^2 + t

So \frac{BS}{dt} = 6t^5 + 3t^2 + 2t + 1

So I think the recipe is quite strange but more regular in shape.

Is this close to being right?

The Bob (2004 ©)


Well, no, you've got the wrong initial recipe for the birmingham screwdriver. It should be:

BS = long island iced tea - triple sec +absinthe +fire +coke + aftershock

This reduces to

BS = rum + tequila + gin + vodka +absinthe + 2 coke +aftershock

Using the corrected recipe for a Birmingham screwdriver, what do you get for the Mobile Screwdriver?
 
  • #1,991
franznietzsche said:
Using the corrected recipe for a Birmingham screwdriver, what do you get for the Mobile Screwdriver?
The mobile screwdriver is a twisted version of the BS. Take the long island iced tea; switch the triple sec with absinthe; while you're being absinthe-minded set your hair on fire; run around like a loco coco; pass out from the aftershock !

So what's a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall ?
 
  • #1,992
Gokul43201 said:
So what's a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall ?

A Doc Hollywood reference.

Or was that a Long hard screw up against the wall?
 
  • #1,993
franznietzsche said:
Or was that a Long hard screw up against the wall?

No, that's a hangover remedy.

Do you realize this thread is making even me blush? :blushing:
 
  • #1,994
Moonbear said:
No, that's a hangover remedy.

Do you realize this thread is making even me blush? :blushing:


It couldn't possibly. You lack the GATTACA sequence in your genome--quite simply, you're physically incapable of blushing. The GATTACA sequence codes for a little known protein, thycyclinamine, which enables the facial muscles to draw extra blood when the organism is perturbed by a stimulus.

Who discovered this protein and the genetic sequence that produces it?
 
  • #1,995
franznietzsche said:
Who discovered this protein and the genetic sequence that produces it?
Mother Nature.

How do you make a Stealth Kitty?
 
  • #1,996
How do you make a Stealth Kitty?
You wait for the female house cat to come into heat, then attempt to open any door leading to the outside…
*can you say ‘kitty litter’?*


What would be the first thing you would do if you possessed the flexibility of a cat?
 
  • #1,997
I'd clean my own genitals without needing running water.

So, who's going to have the glory of post #2000 then?
 
  • #1,998
brewnog said:
I'd clean my own genitals without needing running water.

So, who's going to have the glory of post #2000 then?

Why, I'll take the honor! Can we let the thread die a quiet death now that the thread-killer is here? :biggrin:
 
  • #1,999
Moonbear said:
Can we let the thread die a quiet death now that the thread-killer is here? :biggrin:
No, I will fight you to the death for that ! We can not permit the curtailing of stupidity.

Darest thou quetion this right of ours ?
 
  • #2,000
Gokul made post 2,000

Today 01:45 PM by Gokul43201 2,000 29,295
 
  • #2,001
Evo said:
Gokul made post 2,000

Today 01:45 PM by Gokul43201 2,000 29,295

Nope,Gokul made REPLY NO.2000,POST NO.2000 was made by Moonbear. :-p

Now,why don't u close it,else they want to go to 3000...?? :-p

Daniel.
 
  • #2,002
I only count replies. The first post is the thread start, so it doesn't count. A thread with zero replies is a dud, although it has "one" post.

So, either can claim it. :-p
 
  • #2,003
Well let the thread die then. A group of us saved it and now it has reached this total. Personally I don't see the problem with letting it go on. If people are annoyed by it then ignore it.

Will we ever see 3000 for this thread?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #2,004
It broke 2000 and i wasn't HERE! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


I'm going to need a lot of chocolate ice cream after this. :frown:
 
  • #2,005
The Bob said:
Will we ever see 3000 for this thread?
You better, you better, you bet.

Here franze, no chocolate but ... you like dulce de leche ?
 
  • #2,006
franznietzsche said:
It broke 2000 and i wasn't HERE! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


I'm going to need a lot of chocolate ice cream after this. :frown:
For enough money I can delete some posts and let you be the 2,000th. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,007
Gokul43201 said:
You better, you better, you bet.

Here franze, no chocolate but ... you like dulce de leche ?


Its ok, I'm not crazy about it though.

I'd settle for truck load of tamales con chiles though. :-p
 
  • #2,008
franznietzsche said:
Its ok, I'm not crazy about it though.

I'd settle for truck load of tamales con chiles though. :-p
Don't worry. You will get to see 3000 posts go by.

So let's start here.

Why was this thread invented in the first place?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #2,009
Recently I noticed this: Evo's really beautiful!
 
  • #2,010
chound said:
Recently I noticed this: Evo's really beautiful!
Recently? It seems many others have made the same observation.

So where to now?
 

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