Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[eax]

Most amazing and confusing question ever :D

what's 2+2

Ask it to a random person and they will stumble in confusion for a few seconds :D Works every time ;) (except in math class, the students are ready)

 

[The Bob]

Most amazing and confusing question ever :D

what's 2+2

Ask it to a random person and they will stumble in confusion for a few seconds :D Works every time ;) (except in math class, the students are ready)

Any other newbie that does not get the point of this thread. You answer the last question in the last post and then ask one yourself.

Will no on get this?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[tribdog]

Will no on get this?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Only you Bob, only you.

At what temperature will a piece of ham burst into flame?

 

[rachmaninoff]

According to a reclusive amazonian tribe who have constructed an entire measuring system on the physical and chemical properties of dead pigs - the answer is: unity (1).

(Edit: then again it might depend on the species of dead pig in question...)

Why is a mongoose?

 

[The Bob]

Why is a mongoose?

Because a Tou-Can.

Why is it that you can wait ages for a bus and then three come at once?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Rader]

According to a reclusive amazonian tribe who have constructed an entire measuring system on the physical and chemical properties of dead pigs - the answer is: unity (1).

(Edit: then again it might depend on the species of dead pig in question...)

Why is a mongoose?

He is the cousin of turkey.

How come the New Year is celebrated at the end of the Year if it is so new?

 

[The Bob]

How come the New Year is celebrated at the end of the Year if it is so new?

It is meant to trick your mind into thinking the wrong way round. It is very clever.

Look at post above this one for next question.

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[The Bob]

Why is it that you can wait ages for a bus and then three come at once?

I don't know but I saw it happen today.

What is the point in Mathematical problems?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[madcat11]

What is the point in Mathematical problems?

The Bob (2004 ©)

The decimal, duh.

What is the point in the road?

 

[rachmaninoff]

The point in "the road?" is the little dot under the question mark '?'.

What is the point of grammar?

 

[The Bob]

What is the point of grammar?

We could go on this route all night. It is there so that words are not in any old order (although this can happen in Russia).

Russia?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[rachmaninoff]

Moscow.

Luxembourg?

 

[The Bob]

Luxembourg?

Luxembourg but another circle is appearing.

Where is the centre of a piece of cake?

The Bob (2004 *©)

 

[franznietzsche]

Moscow.

Luxembourg?

Money

Mone?

 

[The Bob]

Mone?

What?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[franznietzsche]

What?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Sky.


Will this thread make it to 2,000 posts?

 

[BoulderHead]

Sky.


Will this thread make it to 2,000 posts?

Not the way it's going.


Does this thread deserve to reach 2,000 posts?

 

[Gokul43201]

Does this thread deserve to reach 2,000 posts?

Not the way it's going.


What say we solve a murder mystery instead ?

 

[rachmaninoff]

What say we solve a murder mystery instead ?

Not the way it's going.

Could I solve the Riemann conjecture if I tried?

 

[Gokul43201]

Could I solve the Riemann conjecture if I tried?

Fat chance ! You'd sooner compose a piano concerto than solve a millenium problem.

Okay, so I'm wandering about in PF-land and suddenly I'm ambushed by a stealthy member trying to rob me of my posts (I know this, from all the threatening PMs I've gotten from an unknown sender). Just as I turn around, I feel a blow to the back of my head followed by ...nothing.

Whodunnit ?

 

[BoulderHead]

Okay, so I'm wandering about in PF-land and suddenly I'm ambushed by a stealthy member trying to rob me of my posts (I know this, from all the threatening PMs I've gotten from an unknown sender). Just as I turn around, I feel a blow to the back of my head followed by ...nothing.

Whodunnit ?

This woman right here;
http://sdrc.lib.uiowa.edu/traveling-culture/turkey.jpg


How many posts did she make off with?

 

[remcook]

i could tell, but I'd have to kill you

does it ever stop?

 

[hypnagogue]

How many posts did she make off with?

Pi, to go with the turkey.

Assume a turkey is a sphere. Would you want to eat it?

 

[honestrosewater]

Assume a turkey is a sphere. Would you want to eat it?

Only after it stops.

does it ever stop?

Only after I eat it.

If qualia were a joke, would the zombies get it?

 

[franznietzsche]

NO they only get qualio.


Whats wrong with this guy: :!) ? Is he diseased?

 

[hypnagogue]

If qualia were a joke, would the zombies get it?

It is logically impossible for qualia to be a joke; that is to say, there are no metaphysically possible worlds wherein qualia can be jokes.

If zombies could tell jokes, would we feel any worse about dismembering them and then setting the pieces on fire?

 

[honestrosewater]

Whats wrong with this guy :!) ? Is he diseased?

Yes, he has herpes simplex keratitis- and you can guess how he got it.

If zombies could tell jokes, would we feel any worse about dismembering them and then setting the pieces on fire?

No worse than they would feel.

Are impure representational properties what I think they are?

 

[hypnagogue]

Are impure representational properties what I think they are?

I can't possibly answer such an impurely represented question.

What's the over/under on how long the "Should we eat meat?" thread lasts?

 

[honestrosewater]

What's the over/under on how long the "Should we eat meat?" thread lasts?

Until it ends- over someone's dead body, under suspicious circumstances.

Has anyone ever actually seen a chicken cross a road?

 

[Gokul43201]

Has anyone ever actually seen a chicken cross a road?

I have. I was walking down the street (not really on the street, but you get what I mean) when I noticed Colonel Sanders on the other side, greedily eyeing something crossing the road towards him. Stupid chicken !

Feeling an urge to rescue the chicken from the grim fate that was drooling at it, I decided to try and distract the Colonel.

"Colonel, there's a bear behind you ! ", I screamed. No effect.

Next I tried, "Fire in the hole", but that didn't work either.

After several such unsuccessful attempts, during which time the chicken had made little forward progress, I gave up and asked the Colonel, "Why did the chicken cross the road ?". Immediately the Colonel's head snapped in my direction, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

What did the Colonel say next ?