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Because of your mom... nothing, its been taken too far.
 
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Sariaht said:
Boy, am I hungry?

no you are not. neither am i.

what did i have for lunch today??
 
vikasj007 said:
what did i have for lunch today??
A callipygian wobbegong.

Do sharks even have buttocks?
 
honestrosewater said:
A callipygian wobbegong.

Do sharks even have buttocks?

They don't have legs and so they don't have the musculature that we associate with our asscheeks.

Why do take naps in the early evening and end up staying awake all night?
 
loseyourname said:
Why do take naps in the early evening and end up staying awake all night?



Because evening is passe and the night is around.

Why is the night round?
 
The night is round because it follows the moon.

Why do people say the moon is made of cheese?
 
Ba said:
The night is round because it follows the moon.

Why do people say the moon is made of cheese?


Becouse cheese is yummey and the man in the moon needs sustanance. ANd what better to eat than cheese!

Where does all the new cheese come from after he eats it all in 28 days?
 
It goes through the moon cycle.

Why does fog burn off?
 
Ba said:
Why does fog burn off?
Burn off? Fog Burns off?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
The Bob said:
Burn off? Fog Burns off?

The Bob (2004 ©)

That was a quetion, The Bob - shame on you - , and fog doesn't burn off it just sputters away.

Where does fog go?
 
madcat11 said:
That was a quetion, The Bob - shame on you - , and fog doesn't burn off it just sputters away.
The first part of my post was amazment that fog burns off. The next bit was the question. I do apologise.

madcat11 said:
Where does fog go?
It packs it's bags and goes to Scotland. I don't know why but fog likes Scotland.

Might by why it is so foggy up there, no?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
penguinraider said:
Is fog afraid of the dark?
You have to answer the last posters question first and then post an answer. Honestly. :-p

Well fog is but when it is in a large group it is happy and that is why it is more likely to be found at night because it is scared and finds others. In the day, it is not scared and is on its own.

What is the purpose of the rubber duck?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
To keep insecure children from looking out the window in the dark, so they don't start screaming, and crying, and going into bad convulsions, and... (sorry, childhood memories!)
 
penguinrader, to participate in this thread, you must first answer the question in the prior post then ask a question.
 
ok then, (sorry, newbie) why must cows go moo, can't they say something smart like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemememememememeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?
 
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Because cows are nicknamed "foggy fogtop."

Have you read that book?
 
no, I can't say I have. What's it about? (There! There's your question!)
 
Must be about foggy fogtop topest frog that ever toped the top.

Will this thread’s gravitational pull cause a big crunch of all pf threads possible leading a new pf universe with rules an bylaws?
 
Davorak said:
Must be about foggy fogtop topest frog that ever toped the top.

Will this thread’s gravitational pull cause a big crunch of all pf threads possible leading a new pf universe with rules an bylaws?

Somehow... i doubt that.

How come everytime i post in here, someone says something distracting and my questions never get answered?
 
Probably because the answer to the preceding question was not particularly notable, and the accompanying question is completely unrelated and usually, rather daft.


What's the chemical composition of a fart?
 
brewnog said:
Probably because the answer to the preceding question was not particularly notable, and the accompanying question is completely unrelated and usually, rather daft.


What's the chemical composition of a fart?


100% essence of moron.

Are we facing a pandemic of stupidity?
 
Yep

Is this thread going to die, now that it is not the strongest anymore?
 
No this thread is like the phoenix, it just keeps rising from its ashes evey time... How much entropy does a phoenix cause when it recombusts back to life? ( and where does it get all of that energy!?)
 
Daggath said:
No this thread is like the phoenix, it just keeps rising from its ashes evey time... How much entropy does a phoenix cause when it recombusts back to life? ( and where does it get all of that energy!?)
You must learn to realize the truth.... There is no energy.

Entropy is low, very low.

What type of phoenix is best at taking the energy from its source?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
Ok. The bottle of wine is finished and the wife's in bed. Suddenly Einstein seems lost and only Hawkins has the answer. Is he the Einstein of Our Times? and would he help me with the design of my permanent magnet no-external-power motor...

B.T.W. I do have a PM3 motor design and have had some results. Reading up on the Adams Motor and the FluxGate etc I see where they went wrong and where I went wrong. I have the pieces of the puzzle now. Watch this space...
 
mattmns said:
^ what in the hell :smile:

In the form of the question and answer it would be "who in the hell" A= Pat Sajak is back on the forums again.


What if confucius was mute while allah is great but not good iif.?
 
mapper said:
What if confucius was mute while allah is great but not good iif.?

allah was anything but mute - mutable, maybe - but, mute, no; but that's not an answer to a stupid quetion, this is: confusius only confuses, greatly.


If you put confusius in a fusion-driven space ship, traveling at the speed of meditative thought, could you go all the way pre-medieval china without passing goethe?
 
The Bob said:
What type of phoenix is best at taking the energy from its source?

The Bob (2004 ©)


The gortex covered ones.

Where does the phoenix get his fire source?