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Mk
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Because of your mom... nothing, its been taken too far.
Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer
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This thread explores a variety of whimsical and humorous questions and answers, often playing with language and absurdity. The discussion includes light-hearted inquiries about posting habits, the nature of questions, and fantastical concepts like superpowers and the universe's expansion.
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- Participants humorously speculate on how long it might take to reach 1000 posts in the thread.
- There is a playful exchange about the misspelling of "question," with some participants embracing the humor in it.
- Questions about the existence of old forums and their accessibility are raised, with some participants suggesting they exist only in dreams.
- Various superpowers are proposed, including self-levitation and the ability to pass through solid objects, with humorous implications about their practicality.
- Participants engage in absurd reasoning, such as attributing the universe's expansion to flatulence or a "Big Bean Burrito."
- There are whimsical inquiries about why planets orbit stars and the nature of the sun's light, leading to playful responses.
- Some participants reflect on the nature of belief and reality, with humorous takes on philosophical questions.
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The discussion remains largely playful and humorous, with no clear consensus or serious disagreement. Participants engage in a light-hearted manner, often building on each other's absurdities.
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The thread is characterized by a lack of serious inquiry, focusing instead on humor and playful banter. Many questions posed are intentionally nonsensical or absurd, reflecting a light-hearted atmosphere.
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Readers interested in humorous discussions, playful language, and whimsical inquiries may find this thread entertaining.
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vikasj007
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Sariaht said:
no you are not. neither am i.
what did i have for lunch today??
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honestrosewater
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A callipygian wobbegong.vikasj007 said:
Do sharks even have buttocks?
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loseyourname
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honestrosewater said:
They don't have legs and so they don't have the musculature that we associate with our asscheeks.
Why do take naps in the early evening and end up staying awake all night?
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madcat11
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loseyourname said:
Because evening is passe and the night is around.
Why is the night round?
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Ba
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The night is round because it follows the moon.
Why do people say the moon is made of cheese?
Why do people say the moon is made of cheese?
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xJuggleboy
Ba said:
Becouse cheese is yummey and the man in the moon needs sustanance. ANd what better to eat than cheese!
Where does all the new cheese come from after he eats it all in 28 days?
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Ba
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It goes through the moon cycle.
Why does fog burn off?
Why does fog burn off?
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The Bob
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Burn off? Fog Burns off?Ba said:
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madcat11
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The Bob said:
That was a quetion, The Bob - shame on you - , and fog doesn't burn off it just sputters away.
Where does fog go?
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The Bob
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The first part of my post was amazment that fog burns off. The next bit was the question. I do apologise.madcat11 said:
It packs it's bags and goes to Scotland. I don't know why but fog likes Scotland.madcat11 said:
Might by why it is so foggy up there, no?
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penguinraider
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Is fog afraid of the dark?
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The Bob
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You have to answer the last posters question first and then post an answer. Honestly.penguinraider said:
Well fog is but when it is in a large group it is happy and that is why it is more likely to be found at night because it is scared and finds others. In the day, it is not scared and is on its own.
What is the purpose of the rubber duck?
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penguinraider
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To keep insecure children from looking out the window in the dark, so they don't start screaming, and crying, and going into bad convulsions, and... (sorry, childhood memories!)
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Evo
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penguinrader, to participate in this thread, you must first answer the question in the prior post then ask a question.
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penguinraider
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ok then, (sorry, newbie) why must cows go moo, can't they say something smart like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemememememememeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?
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Bartholomew
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Because cows are nicknamed "foggy fogtop."
Have you read that book?
Have you read that book?
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penguinraider
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no, I can't say I have. What's it about? (There! There's your question!)
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Davorak
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Must be about foggy fogtop topest frog that ever toped the top.
Will this thread’s gravitational pull cause a big crunch of all pf threads possible leading a new pf universe with rules an bylaws?
Will this thread’s gravitational pull cause a big crunch of all pf threads possible leading a new pf universe with rules an bylaws?
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Gale
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Davorak said:
Somehow... i doubt that.
How come everytime i post in here, someone says something distracting and my questions never get answered?
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brewnog
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Probably because the answer to the preceding question was not particularly notable, and the accompanying question is completely unrelated and usually, rather daft.
What's the chemical composition of a fart?
What's the chemical composition of a fart?
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franznietzsche
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brewnog said:
100% essence of moron.
Are we facing a pandemic of stupidity?
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mattmns
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Yep
Is this thread going to die, now that it is not the strongest anymore?
Is this thread going to die, now that it is not the strongest anymore?
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Daggath
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No this thread is like the phoenix, it just keeps rising from its ashes evey time... How much entropy does a phoenix cause when it recombusts back to life? ( and where does it get all of that energy!?)
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The Bob
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You must learn to realize the truth.... There is no energy.Daggath said:
Entropy is low, very low.
What type of phoenix is best at taking the energy from its source?
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T90
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Ok. The bottle of wine is finished and the wife's in bed. Suddenly Einstein seems lost and only Hawkins has the answer. Is he the Einstein of Our Times? and would he help me with the design of my permanent magnet no-external-power motor...
B.T.W. I do have a PM3 motor design and have had some results. Reading up on the Adams Motor and the FluxGate etc I see where they went wrong and where I went wrong. I have the pieces of the puzzle now. Watch this space...
B.T.W. I do have a PM3 motor design and have had some results. Reading up on the Adams Motor and the FluxGate etc I see where they went wrong and where I went wrong. I have the pieces of the puzzle now. Watch this space...
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mattmns
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^ what in the hell 
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mapper
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mattmns said:^ what in the hell
In the form of the question and answer it would be "who in the hell" A= Pat Sajak is back on the forums again.
What if confucius was mute while allah is great but not good iif.?
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madcat11
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mapper said:
allah was anything but mute - mutable, maybe - but, mute, no; but that's not an answer to a stupid quetion, this is: confusius only confuses, greatly.
If you put confusius in a fusion-driven space ship, traveling at the speed of meditative thought, could you go all the way pre-medieval china without passing goethe?
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madcat11
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The Bob said:
The gortex covered ones.
Where does the phoenix get his fire source?