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This thread explores a variety of whimsical and humorous questions and answers, often playing with language and absurdity. The discussion includes light-hearted inquiries about posting habits, the nature of questions, and fantastical concepts like superpowers and the universe's expansion.

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  • Participants humorously speculate on how long it might take to reach 1000 posts in the thread.
  • There is a playful exchange about the misspelling of "question," with some participants embracing the humor in it.
  • Questions about the existence of old forums and their accessibility are raised, with some participants suggesting they exist only in dreams.
  • Various superpowers are proposed, including self-levitation and the ability to pass through solid objects, with humorous implications about their practicality.
  • Participants engage in absurd reasoning, such as attributing the universe's expansion to flatulence or a "Big Bean Burrito."
  • There are whimsical inquiries about why planets orbit stars and the nature of the sun's light, leading to playful responses.
  • Some participants reflect on the nature of belief and reality, with humorous takes on philosophical questions.

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The discussion remains largely playful and humorous, with no clear consensus or serious disagreement. Participants engage in a light-hearted manner, often building on each other's absurdities.

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The thread is characterized by a lack of serious inquiry, focusing instead on humor and playful banter. Many questions posed are intentionally nonsensical or absurd, reflecting a light-hearted atmosphere.

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Readers interested in humorous discussions, playful language, and whimsical inquiries may find this thread entertaining.

  • #2,101
madcat11 said:
If you put confusius in a fusion-driven space ship, traveling at the speed of meditative thought, could you go all the way pre-medieval china without passing goethe?
Not bloody likely, and you don't get to ask two questions!
Where does the phoenix get his fire source?
100% Essence of Moron.

When was the last time someone asked a genuinely stupid quetion?
 
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  • #2,102
long long back. these days people are not even good at asking stupid questions.


can someone post a serious and logical answer to my stupid question??
 
  • #2,103
You know how on restaurants they always say "no shirt, no shoes, no service"? What if someone walked in with no pants? What would they do then?
 
  • #2,104
Offer them a razor.
If pants and scissors only come in pairs, what the hell is the point of having invented a pant and a scissor in the first place?
 
  • #2,105
If pants and scissors only come in pairs, what the hell is the point of having invented a pant and a scissor in the first place?[/QUOTE]

If a pant and a scissor never existed, then we never would have made the jump to pants and scissors.

But more importantly, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
 
  • #2,106
vikasj007 said:
can someone post a serious and logical answer to my stupid question??


maybe if you put it in the form of a quetion. and then I seriously doubt it..read the thread name...only stupid answers allowed... whoops, ahem: Actually, only when the moon glows orange on tangerine seas.


Did the Beatles really exist in this time frame?
 
  • #2,107
wikkidwife said:
But more importantly, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
My name is Adam, I have a belly button
:P

On the other hand, why am I in europe on a laptop that isn't mine?
 
  • #2,108
Because You're deluded, and a theif that doesn' understand questions. Why the heckare the two perople on the computer next to me getting in and out of the login?
 
  • #2,109
penguinraider said:
Because You're deluded, and a theif that doesn' understand questions. Why the heckare the two perople on the computer next to me getting in and out of the login?
Login??

What login?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #2,110
the one over there.

where'd my feet go?

(had to say something ridiculous...if its been said...the world's populace seriously needs help haha)

[Edit]
and in case u don't want to answer the feet thing...:
The meaning to life, the universe, and everything? (not sure i got that right)
[/Edit]
 
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  • #2,111
being that i am probably the only on pf who hasn't posted a reply on this particular thread here goes.

that's better

Fibonacci
 
  • #2,112
1 said:
being that i am probably the only on pf who hasn't posted a reply on this particular thread here goes.

that's better

Fibonacci

Bloody neophytes need to bloody learn how to post in this thread or stop altogether...*grumble grumble*

Why does physical activity hurt this bad?
 
  • #2,113
franznietzsche said:
Bloody neophytes need to bloody learn how to post in this thread or stop altogether...*grumble grumble*

Why does physical activity hurt this bad?

It doesn't. Try again and it won't hurt.

Why am i stupid?
 
  • #2,114
Bladibla said:
It doesn't. Try again and it won't hurt.

Why am i stupid?

Because nobody loved you as a child.

Why am I in such a fantastic mood?
 
  • #2,115
expensive drugs come to mind...

What is so chaotic about the chaos theory?
 
  • #2,116
The Chao is sacred.

What is the PIN for God's checking account?
 
  • #2,117
0!

Duh!

but he really doesn't need one does he?
 
  • #2,118
whitetigerboy56 said:
but he really doesn't need one does he?
Of course not ! He wouldn't hear of it. Haven't you heard : Jesus saves !

If Jesus is saving, shouldn't we expect a rainy day ?
 
  • #2,119
Gokul43201 said:
If Jesus is saving, shouldn't we expect a rainy day ?


No silly, that's the wrong kind of save. Jesus saves! The rest of you take damage.

Anyone else ready for the rupture?
 
  • #2,120
maybe,if i knew what youwere talking about.
Are we a figment of someone else's imagination?
 
  • #2,121
penguinraider said:
maybe,if i knew what youwere talking about.
Are we a figment of someone else's imagination?
No, you are a figment of your own imagination.

If Jesus saves, then does Moses invest?
 
  • #2,122
NoTime said:
If Jesus saves, then does Moses invest?


No i told you, everyone else takes damage.

Why doesn't anyone else get the paper and pencil RPG joke?
 
  • #2,123
franznietzsche said:
Why doesn't anyone else get the paper and pencil RPG joke?

I don't know about the pencil RPG joke, but I get the paper every morning.

What the hell is a pencil RPG?
 
  • #2,124
It's where you pretend to be a pencil neck geek.
Where have you been?
 
  • #2,125
TheStatutoryApe said:
Where have you been?

Reading a recommended to be me by a sexy woman.

Why don't i sleep?
 
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  • #2,126
franznietzsche said:
Why don't i sleep?
You do- you just aren't aware of it because you're always asleep when it happens.

Do you like scary movies?
 
  • #2,127
honestrosewater said:
Do you like scary movies?
Not really. Not my thing.

What sort of cheese do most people like and why?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #2,128
I have a new favourite cheese every month. This month I'm up for a medium Cheddar (perhaps a mild Cathedral City), because it's strong enough for sandwiches yet mild enough for pizza and lasagne.

What's that white stuff that appears on exposed cheese surfaces?
 
  • #2,129
Frost. Your fridge is turned too cold.

Why did the lumberjack cross the river?
 
  • #2,130
to ask the rabbit how sexy is the dutch cow,

Why Bush invade Iraq?
 

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