Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[honestrosewater]

If you put confusius in a fusion-driven space ship, traveling at the speed of meditative thought, could you go all the way pre-medieval china without passing goethe?

Not bloody likely, and you don't get to ask two questions!

Where does the phoenix get his fire source?

100% Essence of Moron.

When was the last time someone asked a genuinely stupid quetion?

 

[vikasj007]

long long back. these days people are not even good at asking stupid questions.


can someone post a serious and logical answer to my stupid question??

 

[hypatia]

You know how on restaurants they always say "no shirt, no shoes, no service"? What if someone walked in with no pants? What would they do then?

 

[Danger]

Offer them a razor.
If pants and scissors only come in pairs, what the hell is the point of having invented a pant and a scissor in the first place?

 

[wikkidwife]

If pants and scissors only come in pairs, what the hell is the point of having invented a pant and a scissor in the first place?[/QUOTE]

If a pant and a scissor never existed, then we never would have made the jump to pants and scissors.

But more importantly, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

 

[madcat11]

can someone post a serious and logical answer to my stupid question??

maybe if you put it in the form of a quetion. and then I seriously doubt it..read the thread name...only stupid answers allowed... whoops, ahem: Actually, only when the moon glows orange on tangerine seas.


Did the Beatles really exist in this time frame?

 

[moose]

But more importantly, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

My name is Adam, I have a belly button
:P

On the other hand, why am I in europe on a laptop that isn't mine?

 

[penguinraider]

Because You're deluded, and a theif that doesn' understand questions. Why the heckare the two perople on the computer next to me getting in and out of the login?

 

[The Bob]

Because You're deluded, and a theif that doesn' understand questions. Why the heckare the two perople on the computer next to me getting in and out of the login?

Login??

What login?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[infamous_Q]

the one over there.

where'd my feet go?

(had to say something ridiculous...if its been said...the world's populace seriously needs help haha)

[Edit]
and in case u don't want to answer the feet thing...:
The meaning to life, the universe, and everything? (not sure i got that right)
[/Edit]

 

[1123581321]

being that i am probably the only on pf who hasn't posted a reply on this particular thread here goes.

that's better

Fibonacci

 

[franznietzsche]

being that i am probably the only on pf who hasn't posted a reply on this particular thread here goes.

that's better

Fibonacci

Bloody neophytes need to bloody learn how to post in this thread or stop altogether...*grumble grumble*

Why does physical activity hurt this bad?

 

[Bladibla]

Bloody neophytes need to bloody learn how to post in this thread or stop altogether...*grumble grumble*

Why does physical activity hurt this bad?

It doesn't. Try again and it won't hurt.

Why am i stupid?

 

[franznietzsche]

It doesn't. Try again and it won't hurt.

Why am i stupid?

Because nobody loved you as a child.

Why am I in such a fantastic mood?

 

[penguinraider]

expensive drugs come to mind...

What is so chaotic about the chaos theory?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

The Chao is sacred.

What is the PIN for God's checking account?

 

[whitetigerboy56]

0!

Duh!

but he really doesn't need one does he?

 

[Gokul43201]

but he really doesn't need one does he?

Of course not ! He wouldn't hear of it. Haven't you heard : Jesus saves !

If Jesus is saving, shouldn't we expect a rainy day ?

 

[franznietzsche]

If Jesus is saving, shouldn't we expect a rainy day ?

No silly, that's the wrong kind of save. Jesus saves! The rest of you take damage.

Anyone else ready for the rupture?

 

[penguinraider]

maybe,if i knew what youwere talking about.
Are we a figment of someone else's imagination?

 

[NoTime]

maybe,if i knew what youwere talking about.
Are we a figment of someone else's imagination?

No, you are a figment of your own imagination.

If Jesus saves, then does Moses invest?

 

[franznietzsche]

If Jesus saves, then does Moses invest?

No i told you, everyone else takes damage.

Why doesn't anyone else get the paper and pencil RPG joke?

 

[hypnagogue]

Why doesn't anyone else get the paper and pencil RPG joke?

I don't know about the pencil RPG joke, but I get the paper every morning.

What the hell is a pencil RPG?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

It's where you pretend to be a pencil neck geek.
Where have you been?

 

[franznietzsche]

Where have you been?

Reading a recommended to be me by a sexy woman.

Why don't i sleep?

 

[honestrosewater]

Why don't i sleep?

You do- you just aren't aware of it because you're always asleep when it happens.

Do you like scary movies?

 

[The Bob]

Do you like scary movies?

Not really. Not my thing.

What sort of cheese do most people like and why?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[brewnog]

I have a new favourite cheese every month. This month I'm up for a medium Cheddar (perhaps a mild Cathedral City), because it's strong enough for sandwiches yet mild enough for pizza and lasagne.

What's that white stuff that appears on exposed cheese surfaces?

 

[Danger]

Frost. Your fridge is turned too cold.

Why did the lumberjack cross the river?

 

[Moses]

to ask the rabbit how sexy is the dutch cow,

Why Bush invade Iraq?