Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Sourabh N]

I was. Its lunch break.

If time had a gender, what would it be?

 

[rolerbe]

French!

Are dolphins frictionless?

Actually asked in a high school physics class -- civilization is doomed, doomed I say![/size]

 

[ZigusZagus]

they might be.

k2 - t3 = 4
k=?
t=?

 

[Schrodinger's Dog]

French!

Are dolphins frictionless?

Actually asked in a high school physics class -- civilization is doomed, doomed I say![/size]

Yes and no. Are they quantum dolphins in a box?

 

[Schrodinger's Dog]

they might be.

k2 - t3 = 4
k=?
t=?

They are.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Are they quantum dolphins in a box?

No, but they have quantum boxes inside them existing in the superposed state of being both open and closed at the same time.

2049: The world is rocked by the announcement of the 27Thousand Certainty Principle. After 30 years of dogged effort PF's own 27Thousand finally succeeds in creating his formula to determine for certain whether or not girls are attracted to you. However, the formula requires an unfortunate trade off for those who employ it: certainty over whether a girl is attracted to you or not comes at the cost of certainty over whether or not you are attracted to her. In other words, you can know if a girl is hot, OR, you can know if she's attracted to you, but you can't know both.

Completely misreading this post, many PF members begin slaughtering dolphins to find out if girls like them or not. The result is consistently the same: girls do like dolphins.

Why do dolphins swallow boxes?

 

[adicabrady]

It helps them regurgitate when they have a tummy ache,which they often get after severe partying.What substance do dolphins use to party?

 

[Sourabh N]

speakers.

Why do dolphins party?

 

[EvilKermit]

because they have to relax after living with the stresses of modern dolphin living?

Is it possible that in any given universe, that dolphins right now could rule of humans, and in that case, could it be possible that it is in our universe?

 

[samuelcpaul]

They are.

Wont change I guess.. K = K, and t= t ...

How to stab one to the wall...?

Kinda technique to use...?

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Sam.

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safe adhesive tape

 

[Koshi]

Is it possible that in any given universe, that dolphins right now could rule of humans, and in that case, could it be possible that it is in our universe?

Little known fact: dolphins are the underlings of crows. They're the creatures we should really be concerned about.

Who watches the crows?

 

[adicabrady]

I watch the crows.They are my only friends.What I do for them is watch them.What do they do for me?

 

[Andy]

They scratch your ***, why does your *** need scratching?

 

[higgsnerd137]

Because it relaxes you after a long day of uncomfortable chairs. Why is my head shaped like an apple.

 

[evagriselda]

Because it relaxes you after a long day of uncomfortable chairs. Why is my head shaped like an apple.

Because of the original sin.
Why am I almost virgin if my name is Eva?

 

[Andy]

Because your parents can't spell.

Why is emma bunton a judge on dancing on ice?

 

[DukeofDuke]

dancing on water is considerably harder.

What's Duke Basketball? (be careful when you answer...)

 

[adicabrady]

It is a game that you and John Wayne play.Who has been winning since he died?

 

[legendarium]

dancing on water is considerably harder.

What's Duke Basketball? (be careful when you answer...)

Its an excuse for a town to sharpen their pitch forks.

Why does love hurt?

 

[MotoH]

Its an excuse for a town to sharpen their pitch forks.

Why does love hurt?

It doesn't.

Why is Bar Rafaeli so hot?

 

[legendarium]

It doesn't.

Why is Bar Rafaeli so hot?

Because she can't have me :D

Why is chemistry so different than math?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Why is chemistry so different than math?

Chemistry fell prey to an industrial accident back in the 1840's in the stable of the Earl of Ffeffershire, an outbuilding which he had converted to a laboratory in the hopes of discovering a process for extracting pure nicotine from local weeds. Bales and bales of these weeds were stacked in the lab, but, being damp, were subject to spontaneous combustion. The Earl did his best to keep an eye on them. In doing so he neglected chemistry, which wandered off into the woods and mated with two or three weasels. The offspring bore no discernible resemblance to math.
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Recently when I was out in my stable trying, yet again, to breed the weasel genes out of chemistry, I heard an alarming crackling noise behind me. Turning I saw that a bale of local weeds had spontaneously burst into flames. I ran with all my might to the far wall where I had judiciously installed a fire extinguisher, but just before reaching it I tripped on an old, moldy copy of Halliday and Resnick, and hit my head on a lucky horseshoe that had been nailed to a post, and blacked out.

When I regained consciousness I discovered to my horror that math had wandered off into the woods and bred with two or three woodchucks. Then I realized that breeding math and woodchucks would certainly yield the definitive answer to the old quetion.

When can I expect my Nobel Prize?

 

[legendarium]

lmaoo :)

Why can't woman just tell us how they feel?

 

[zoobyshoe]

lmaoo :)

Why can't woman just tell us how they feel?

You may not ask a quetion until you have completely and stupidly ansered the previous quetion.

 

[eo1989]

Yo zoobyshoe I'm really happy for you and ima let you finish, but Woodrow Wilson was the best Nobel Prize winners of all time.



Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

 

[legendarium]

You may not ask a quetion until you have completely and stupidly ansered the previous quetion.

There is no previous question.

 

[zoobyshoe]

There is no previous question.

Correct. However there is a previous quetion, which is: "When can I expect my Nobel Prize? "

 

[Koshi]

Yo zoobyshoe I'm really happy for you and ima let you finish, but Woodrow Wilson was the best Nobel Prize winners of all time.



Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

No, its discovery dates back to the late 6th century when an unfortunate rider fell asleep in the saddle during a jousting tournament.

Is there a sport more noble then jousting?

 

[legendarium]

Correct. However there is a previous quetion, which is: "When can I expect my Nobel Prize? "

Ahh, i thought that was in your signature.

 

[adicabrady]

I don't know what has happened to this forum since I was last here.The simple" ask a stupid quetion get a stupid answer " format has degraded.I am sorry Zoobyshoe but you won't be getting your nobel prize because that idiot "Legedarium" killed the committee and stole all the prizes.How long will it take to form a new committee and make new prizes so Zoobyshoe can get what he rightfully earned?