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The discussion revolves around a playful and humorous exchange in a new forum, encouraging participants to ask "stupid questions" and receive equally silly answers. Participants engage in lighthearted banter, often incorporating puns and wordplay, such as discussing the time it might take to reach 1,000 posts or the best superpower, with self-levitation being a favorite. Questions range from the absurd, like the fate of old forums, to whimsical inquiries about elephants and the universe. The tone is irreverent, with users joking about the nature of their questions and the concept of "stupidity" in their responses. The thread serves as a space for creative and nonsensical dialogue, emphasizing fun over seriousness.
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xnick said:
@Ulagatin: You can't use just any kind of rubber chicken to answers questions in physics. It must be a http://www.miwiki.net/Rubber_chicken_with_a_pulley_in_the_middle".

It's getting hot here. Why hasn't no one yet come up with a "microwave freezer"?

Because there hasn't been a need to freeze microwaves.

Why isn't there a relativity theory for time dilation that occurs during a vacation? Time drags before your vacation and then goes at light speed during your vacation - then it drags again.
 
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Borg said:
Because there hasn't been a need to freeze microwaves.

Why isn't there a relativity theory for time dilation that occurs during a vacation? Time drags before your vacation and then goes at light speed during your vacation - then it drags again.
Since an observer can always be sure he's not the one on vacation.

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Gin a body meet a body
Coming thro' the rye,
Gin a body kiss a body -
Need a body cry?
 
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dav2008 said:
Since an observer can always be sure he's not the one on vacation.

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Gin a body meet a body
Coming thro' the rye,
Gin a body kiss a body -
Need a body cry?

No need for cry because they are close
Why do we see the sun by daytime and not night?
 
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Mueiz said:
No need for cry because they are close
Why do we see the sun by daytime and not night?

Because the Earth is fat.

What is soylent green?
 
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It's what became of Little Green Riding Hood's grandmother.

Why don't rubber bands tour the world as much as rock bands do?
 
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Dr Lots-o'watts said:
It's what became of Little Green Riding Hood's grandmother.

Why don't rubber bands tour the world as much as rock bands do?

Going around the world stretches them out a little too much.

Why did the chicken fail his driving test.
 
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The examiner realized it was actually a rooster having lied on the application form when the parallel parking was a success.

How do we know there aren't Chameleons all around us?
 
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Because chameleans don't really exist. It's the government that lies to us by inventing the concept "chameleon"...

Why do I often see 11:11, when I check my clock?
 
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Becuause You haven't changed the time on that clock in years.

Why is coffee so delicious?
 
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Can I buy some lean tramps from a trampoline store?
 
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dacruick said:
Becuause You haven't changed the time on that clock in years.
Why is coffee so delicious?
Because it's probably not good for you.
Topher925 said:
Can I buy some lean tramps from a trampoline store?
Not until you answer the other question first. :rolleyes:

Why is Evo's jar of yellow curry powder missing? Where would it go? And why?
 
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Don't play innocent Borg, we all know you stole it. I don't know why, though...


Why did Borg steal Evo's jar of yellow curry powder??
 
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micromass said:
Don't play innocent Borg, we all know you stole it. I don't know why, though...

Why did Borg steal Evo's jar of yellow curry powder??
It wasn't me and I have proof:
https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=3079426&postcount=5580"

Why is curry powder yellow?
 
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Borg said:
Why is curry powder yellow?

Because it smells yellow.

Why can't I turn off infomercials when they come on?

P.S Youtube 'the shakeweight', you won't regret it.
 
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dacruick said:
Because it smells yellow.

Why can't I turn off infomercials when they come on?

P.S Youtube 'the shakeweight', you won't regret it.

Because infomercials have low standards.

Why does my neck hurt after sitting in front of the laptop all night?
 
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your laptop emits pain radiations for necks!

Why cannot I work when i really have a lot to do?
 
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Because you're posting on Physics Forums instead of working.

Why does my university close due to inclement weather on the one day of the week I actually have a long enough block of time to do something productive in the lab I work in?
 
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The university is closed because you were fated to find the answer to everything if you went there today.Will you ever find the answer now?
 
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Everyone already knows the answer to everything is 42.

Why are spiders obsessed with bath tubs?
 
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That's because there's an attractive force between spiders and bath tubs the solution to which is equal to proof of the Riemann hypothesis. Spiders, in both their real and imaginary parts, are drawn to bath tubs with a nonconservative force the magnitude of which, given in furlongs/fortnight^2, is equal to ζ(s), where s is the spider function as referred to in the 1883 issue of the Journal of the Slovenian Philological Society.

Why do spiders have an imaginary component?
 
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jarednjames said:
Why are spiders obsessed with bath tubs?

They, like the rest of us, are sometimes thirsty.
 
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mugaliens said:
They, like the rest of us, are sometimes thirsty.

It wasn't a serious question. General theme of this thread.
 
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This definitely belongs here:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_grams_are_in_one_kilometer"
 
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0.01 light years.

is there a black hole on earth?
 
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madiha.sahar said:
is there a black hole on earth?
Yes, you should be able to find plenty of holes around that are black.

What happens if an object has a negative radius?
 
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FtlIsAwesome said:
What happens if an object has a negative radius?

Then squaring the circle will involve some imaginary numbers...

How can I be sure that signals in my sensory cortices correspond to an external world?
 
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its weight also becomes negative

all the light that comes on Earth daily, where does it go?
 
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madiha.sahar said:
all the light that comes on Earth daily, where does it go?

It's used up in all the dark suckers.

How does an optician check the eyesight of an illiterate person?
 
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How does an optician check the eyesight of an illiterate person?

he first teaches them how to read
 

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