Bad Math Jokes

[WWGD]

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Or Einstein borrowing with MCHammer. E=MCHammer.

 

[pinball1970]

Films with math puns.

These are bad- Just to warn you....

Add Max

To Kill a Mocking Surd

My favourite.

An officer Tan gentleman

 

[WWGD]

Random Variables got my friend in trouble. He was charged with joint distribution.

 

[Gifovaco]

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Up the frequency...

 

[BillTre]

 

[Borg]

Let's hope she doesn't become Mean.

 

[berkeman]

 

[jack action]

Why do atheists struggle to work with exponents?

Spoiler: Answer

They don't believe in a higher power.

 

[collinsmark]

Storage Tanks

(Source: https://xkcd.com/2974/)

 

[berkeman]

 

[jack action]

 

[pinball1970]

This one took me way too long to figure out...

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I need a translation please

 

[Ibix]

I need a translation please

O$\pi$nion

 

[renormalize]

I need a translation please

o(pi)nion

 

[Baluncore]

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

 

[pinball1970]

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

He who laughs last on this thread needs to study more mathematics!

I must have stuck that damn pi in the onion every which way before getting an opinion.

 

[Baluncore]

The soviet onion made me cry.

 

[WWGD]

This reminds me of Prof X's former student , who wrote a paper, where , in his dedication, he thanked Prof X, who " Taught him everything he knows about Mathematics. "

The paper was full of errors.

 

[DrClaude]

 

[jack action]

$$\sqrt{2^{6^{2^{1^{4^{4}}}}}} = 262144$$

Spoiler: What? No it doesn't.

$$\sqrt{2^{\left(6^{\left(2^{\left(1^{\left(4^{4}\right)}\right)}\right)}\right)}} = 262144$$

 

[collinsmark]

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[Ibix]

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And another - four equal sides and contains four right angles:

 

[Halc]

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Lego actually makes these:

A square part used to make a spiral staircase

I had used similar wording to make a square circle, but it was a 'figure with four equal straight sides and four equal angles'. Just draw it with chalk on a parking lot. If it isn't circular, you didn't draw it large enough.

 

[berkeman]

 

[berkeman]

LOL

 

[Baluncore]

 

[edwardII]

 

[jack action]

 

[Borg]

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I think that there's been an orgy since I saw it last.