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pinball1970 said:
Or Einstein borrowing with MCHammer. E=MCHammer.
 
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Films with math puns.

These are bad- Just to warn you....

Add Max

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To Kill a Mocking Surd

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My favourite.

An officer Tan gentleman

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Random Variables got my friend in trouble. He was charged with joint distribution.
 
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Let's hope she doesn't become Mean.
 
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Why do atheists struggle to work with exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.
 
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pinball1970 said:
I need a translation please
O##\pi##nion
 
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pinball1970 said:
I need a translation please
o(pi)nion
 
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He who laughs last, laughs longest.
 
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Baluncore said:
He who laughs last, laughs longest.
He who laughs last on this thread needs to study more mathematics!

I must have stuck that damn pi in the onion every which way before getting an opinion.
 
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The soviet onion made me cry.
 
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This reminds me of Prof X's former student , who wrote a paper, where , in his dedication, he thanked Prof X, who " Taught him everything he knows about Mathematics. "

The paper was full of errors.
 
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$$\sqrt{2^{6^{2^{1^{4^{4}}}}}} = 262144$$
$$\sqrt{2^{\left(6^{\left(2^{\left(1^{\left(4^{4}\right)}\right)}\right)}\right)}} = 262144$$
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Lego actually makes these:
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A square part used to make a spiral staircase

I had used similar wording to make a square circle, but it was a 'figure with four equal straight sides and four equal angles'. Just draw it with chalk on a parking lot. If it isn't circular, you didn't draw it large enough.
 
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