Can a monkey outrun a bullet and still save her litter?

[hemjeet]

A tablespoonfull.

none its a hole!

 

[hemjeet]

a women shoots her husband.then she holds him in water for over five minutes.Finally she hangs him.But after 5 minutes they both go out and enjoy a wonderfull dinner together? How can this be?

 

[hemjeet]

th third one is safest for him becouse th lions haven't eaten for three year it means that the lions have dead

 

[DaveC426913]

a women shoots her husband.then she holds him in water for over five minutes.Finally she hangs him.But after 5 minutes they both go out and enjoy a wonderfull dinner together? How can this be?

Hee hee that's clever.

Spoiler

She's a photographer.

 

[davee123]

Spoiler

She's a photographer.

In water? She must not a very good one!

DaveE

 

[janeybee]

5000, i did it in my head easily, 1k+1k+1k+1k=4k+10+40=4.5k+20+30=5k

i think it should be 4100

 

[janeybee]

another simple one
Larry's father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty...Guess what would be the name of the fifth?

easy: it's Larry

 

[phywjc]

NOt right;
Can anyone answer this?
2) A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

sorry，I am puzzled~~

 

[DaveC426913]

In water? She must not a very good one!

DaveE

I think if it had listed 'developer, then stop bath, then fix, then water rinse', it might have given something away.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

I'm surprised she didn't frame him before she hanged him.

 

[berkeman]

sorry，I am puzzled~~

Read it again -- it's easy.

 

[DaveC426913]

I'm surprised she didn't frame him before she hanged him.

that would have been good - but definitely a giveaway.

 

[sugandh]

a women shoots her husband.then she holds him in water for over five minutes.Finally she hangs him.But after 5 minutes they both go out and enjoy a wonderfull dinner together? How can this be?

she shoots with camera...easy one

 

[sugandh]

easy: it's Larry

correct!

 

[sugandh]

NOW A GOOD ONE DEDICATED TO LIERS ,IF ANY ONE CAN SOUGHT OUT WITH REASON.

A GUY NAMED BILLOO visited an island.ther were only two tribes living in that island.the eastern tribes always tella lie and the western tribes always tell the truth.Billoo saw a tribal person passing him he asked his tour guide to ask the tribal person where he lives.the tour guide ask the person and came with the answer He lives over WEST. the tour guide said the truth or tell a lie?

 

[Upisoft]

the tour guide said the truth or tell a lie?

The tourist can can breathe more easily now. His tour guide is not a liаr.

 

[sugandh]

the tourist can can breathe more easily now. His tour guide is not a liаr.

hhhmmm...

 

[aliozair]

Let me ask the Ist Quest:'n.
"1) How much soil is there in a hole measuring one metre by one metre by one metre?"

none its a hole:P

 

[aliozair]

3)(in your head!) take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Pls sincerely add it in mind...

5000..??

 

[aliozair]

NOt right;
Can anyone answer this?
2) A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

none he will die neway!

 

[aliozair]

Q: A man is in a room with no windows, no door, no holes in the ceiling and no trapdoors in the floor. How does he escape the room?

if dr is no door cudnt he jus walk out ov dr lol...mayb stil no idea:)

 

[JaredJames]

5000..??

Nope

none he will die neway!

Really? Try not eating for three years and see if you're still alive after it...

 

[JaredJames]

if dr is no door cudnt he jus walk out ov dr lol...mayb stil no idea:)

Please use proper English.

 

[ashishsinghal]

NOt right;
Can anyone answer this?
2) A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

The lions are dead they have not eaten for three years.

 

[tisshhh]

:::>A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt.

How did the driver know there was a man in the road?

its morning

 

[Char. Limit]

its morning

or noon. Or evening. Or any time that's not dark night.

 

[evra]

i am a 5 letters word; backward forward i am still the same. if you remove my first letter i become the first man God created, when you remove my first two letters i become an energy and when you remove my last two letters i become unconsicious. which word am i??

what is the answer to this?

goodluck!

 

[IMP]

i am a 5 letters word; backward forward i am still the same. if you remove my first letter i become the first man God created, when you remove my first two letters i become an energy and when you remove my last two letters i become unconsicious. which word am i??

what is the answer to this?

goodluck!

madam

 

[evra]

is Zero(0) an even number, odd or prime??

 

[evra]

do women get bald? is it normal? explain it, please.

 

[JaredJames]

is Zero(0) an even number, odd or prime??

It's none of those.

 

[JaredJames]

do women get bald? is it normal? explain it, please.

Of course women can go bald.

There are a number of causes but I'd say the main cause (not including voluntary shaving) would be cancer treatment (Chemotherapy).

 

[evra]

jarednjames; then tell me where can you catagorise zero(0) under? and for baldness in women is it strictly abnnormal, genetically?

 

[JaredJames]

jarednjames; then tell me where can you catagorise zero(0) under? and for baldness in women is it strictly abnnormal, genetically?

Scrap that, apparently 0 is even, although I don't agree with the logic on it I'm in no position to argue it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0_(number)#As_a_number

Female Baldness: http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/physical_health/conditions/hair_loss_women.shtml

 

[Darken-Sol]

can you use the word "and" 5 times in a row in a sentence that is grammatically correct?

 

[Darken-Sol]

can you use the word "and" 5 times in a row in a sentence that is grammatically correct?

if i was painting a sign for ben and jerries i'd want equal spacing between ben and and and and and jerries.

 

[DaveC426913]

Can you use the word had eight times in a row in a grammatically correct and meaningful (if fictional) sentence?

 

[Darken-Sol]

Can you use the word had eight times in a row in a grammatically correct and meaningful (if fictional) sentence?

i cannot.

 

[Darken-Sol]

c'mon dave you got to tell us. i will own up to being a slacker. i just keep saying "had" after two hads i get nowhere.

 

[regor60]

Can you use the word had eight times in a row in a grammatically correct and meaningful (if fictional) sentence?

eight times with no intervening words ?

 

[DaveC426913]

eight times with no intervening words ?

Yes.

Spoiler

In teaching the class about tenses, the teacher made them write out several sentences like "If I'd had the time I'd have gotten gas too."

When she checked their papers afterward, she saw that Jimmy had had 'had', while Karen had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

 

[BOYALSAHAB]

NOt right;
Can anyone answer this?
2) A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Third Room Because Lions Are Not Live Because Of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.


Third Room Because Lions Are Not Live Because Of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.

ANSWERED BY BOYALSAHAB

 

[evra]

i have a bus that takes 100 passengers and i need only 100dollars id the bus is full. the fare for;
1 man is 10dollars
5 children is 1dollar
4 women is 5dollars
i need the bus to be full and i need 100dollars only out of it..

how many children, men and women should I've in the bus??

 

[DaveC426913]

i have a bus that takes 100 passengers and i need only 100dollars id the bus is full. the fare for;
1 man is 10dollars
5 children is 1dollar
4 women is 5dollars
i need the bus to be full and i need 100dollars only out of it..

how many children, men and women should I've in the bus??

Women have a fee different from men? Do they have to sit at the back too?

 

[evra]

Women have a fee different from men? Do they have to sit at the back too?

that is not important. anyone can sit anywhere.

 

[DavidSnider]

So the constraint is exactly 100 people and exactly 100 dollars?

I don't think there is a solution.

 

[evra]

So the constraint is exactly 100 people and exactly 100 dollars?

I don't think there is a solution.

there is! just do your best and see. if you can't, that does not mean that there is no solution.

 

[DavidSnider]

Well, I brute forced it... Maybe my math is wrong, take a look:

var answers = [];
for(var i = 0; i<=100; i++) {
	for(var j = 0; j<=100; j++) {
		for(var k = 0; k<=100; k++) {
		    if(((i*10.0) + (j*0.2) + (k*1.25)) == 100.0 && (i + j + k == 100.0)) {
		        answers.push({ men: i, children: j, women: k, total: (i * 10.0 + j * 0.2 + k * 1.25) });
			}
		}
	}
}
answers;

 

[evra]

check it again.. u can do better than this from wat i saw.

 

[Soca fo so]

This might be a stupid question, but is the driver included in the 100 passengers?