Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[arildno]

US grand jury beats Oliver North.

 

[dav2008]

Nancy Grace uses false information, misleading opening arguments, contradictory closing statements, and illegal searches to confuse the US Grand Jury

 

[topsquark]

Nancy Grace uses false information, misleading opening arguments, contradictory closing statements, and illegal searches to confuse the US Grand Jury

Connie Chung :!) beats Nancy Grace any day in my book!

-Dan

 

[JamesU]

knife beats connie chung

 

[Dawguard]

knife beats connie chung

Anti-technology freaks beat the knife . (Think long ago...way, way long ago. Pre-Stone age. Pre-pre-stone age. Before sharp rocks were common)

 

[scott1]

Anti-technology freaks beat the knife . (Think long ago...way, way long ago. Pre-Stone age. Pre-pre-stone age. Before sharp rocks were common)

Intellgent Design beats Anti-technology freaks

 

[topsquark]

Intellgent Design beats Anti-technology freaks

A 3 year old science student disproves Intelligent Design ( ).

-Dan
(Poor Connie Chung! )

 

[scott1]

A 3 year old science student disproves Intelligent Design ( ).

-Dan
(Poor Connie Chung! )

Chirstan Fundmentlist Science teacher failing him because he was attempting learn about real seciene beats A 3 year old science student.
(We need education system )

 

[topsquark]

Chirstan Fundmentlist Science teacher failing him because he was attempting learn about real seciene beats A 3 year old science student.
(We need education system )

Scientologist (literally) beats Christian Fundamentalist Science teacher.

-Dan

(Hey, yesterday they owned the forum. Who owns it today I wonder?)

 

[scott1]

Scientologist (literally) beats Christian Fundamentalist Science teacher.

-Dan

(Hey, yesterday they owned the forum. Who owns it today I wonder?)

George Lucas leading an Army of star wars fans wearing stormtrooper amour with Darth Vader and Wookies beats Tom Cruise and the army of Scientologist...

 

[arildno]

Rebel Ewok beats George Lucas.

 

[topsquark]

Rebel Ewok beats George Lucas.

Toy manufacturer kidnaps Rebel Ewok and turns it into a Furby.

-Dan

 

[Mattara]

The UN human rights employee beats toy manufacurer.

 

[dav2008]

The world laughs at the UN human rights employee

 

[arildno]

Ascetic, sour-faced communist makes the world stop laughing.

 

[JamesU]

Ascetic, sour-faced communist makes the world stop laughing.

The communist's pants fall down and the world goes back into its fit of laughterI can only imagine the next comment...

 

[arildno]

The commie starts wearing a toga instead of pants.

 

[JamesU]

Stain beats toga

 

[arildno]

Washing powder beats stain.

 

[JamesU]

club soda beats washing powder

 

[JamesU]

fine then...

 

[dav2008]

Sodium Hydroxide neutralizes the carbonic acid in the club soda

 

[scott1]

hydrochloric acid beats Sodium Hydroxide

 

[topsquark]

hydrochloric acid beats Sodium Hydroxide

TOOOGA! TOOOGA! TOOOGA! TOOOGA! TOOOGA! TOOOGA!

(I :!) Animal House!)

PCP beats HCl. (Not that I know from personal experience, of course.)

-Dan

 

[scott1]

PCP beats HCl. (Not that I know from personal experience, of course.)

-Dan

topsquark beats PCP with his own personoal experirence.

 

[franzbear!]

topsquark beats PCP with his own personoal experirence.

Crazy mistake results in banning and beat topsquark.

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

well documentation process beats crazy mistakes

 

[franzbaer]

Server failure beats well documentation.

 

[jimmie]

PF's move to a more reliable, always up-and-running, never-down-in-the-middle-of-posting-a-reply, server, beats server failure.

 

[franzbaer]

Massive electrical failure beats new server.