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Mad scientist genetically engineers a new virus resistant dragon and beats the virus.
Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?
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You may not believe this but there is an actual Rock, Paper, Scissors league. They sent representatives to all the college bars in my town to get people to compete. The best 'players' of the evening had their names taken for a chance to win a free trip to Las Vegas to compete on ESPN. I kid you not.
Dawguard
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I'll bet we could take them. Do they have immortal's, dragons, black holes, supernovas and tidal waves on their side? And that's only our most recent uses.
Really, who would watch rock, paper, scissors on ESPN?
Really, who would watch rock, paper, scissors on ESPN?
penguinraider
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Nuclear warhead vaporises virus resistant dragon
scott1
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Hippie beats a Nuclear warhead.
zanazzi78
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Warhead remains un-damaged by hippie with stick.
Dawguard
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Sorry, but that's rule breaking. Once something is beaten it is gone: you can't go back and change a previous event. If you have contention with the fact that a hippie could beat a nuke, then consider if they managed to lobby the congress to remove all nukes.zanazzi78 said:
ukmicky
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hippie gets beaten by the Establishment.
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subversion defeats establishment.
scott1
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The rebels lack of estlabshiment of effective and proper government and causes them to go into civil war beats subversion.
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scott1 said:
Cannibals eat rebels.
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Food poisoning beats cannibals.topsquark said:
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Dawguard said:
(Hmmmmmmm...If you wanted to "food poison" cannibals, wouldn't you have to have taken the poison yourself?? Kind of a lose-lose situation, isn't it? )
Proper handling and storage beats food poisoning.
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scott1
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Avian bird flu that causes the workers to contamint the food beats proper handling of food
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scott1 said:
A traditional, environmentally friendly, English bird shoot wipes out the entire avian population on Earth, beating avian bird flu.
-Dan
Dawguard
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Gun banning beat English bird hunt.topsquark said:
scott1
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Dick Cheny and his favorit http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/topstories_story_048114947.html" beats gun banning
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Dawguard
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Foaming mad liberals beat Cheney.scott1 said:
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Mk
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Rabies vaccine beats the foaming liberals
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PETA beats rabies vaccine due to animal testing.
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(And here I though PETA would never be useful!
Please don't track me down for saying that...)
Dawguard
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Bloody, gruesome civil war between trial lawers beats PETA.topsquark said:PETA beats rabies vaccine due to animal testing.
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(And here I though PETA would never be useful!
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Dawguard said:
Samuel L. Jackson beats trial lawyers. (Go Shaft!)
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Mk
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Peacemaker missile beats Samuel L. Jackson.
ukmicky
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anti gun activist beats colt 45 peacemaker
JamesU
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gun beats anti-gun activist
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Shoddy ammo creates carbon build-up and jams the gun
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arildno said:
Shoddy ammo blows up and kills armadillo. End of contest!
Just kidding!
Redneck shoots, stuffs, and "mounts" armadillo.
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Dawguard
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Motorcycle gang laughs at the gay gigilos' pathetic attempt to beat someone up, and procedes to kill them all.arildno said: