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Mad scientist genetically engineers a new virus resistant dragon and beats the virus.
Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?
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The discussion revolves around a game where participants respond with objects that "beat" the previous object in a creative and logical manner, following specific rules. The game emphasizes imagination and requires players to respond in the format "Y [verb]'s X," where Y is the new object and X is the previous one. Key rules include no time travel, no people or actions, no fictional objects, no repeats, and a ban on hammers. Participants engage in a back-and-forth exchange, attempting to outdo each other with increasingly elaborate and humorous responses. The conversation often veers into absurdity, with players debating the validity of their responses and the interpretations of the rules. There are moments of confusion and clarification regarding what constitutes a valid response, particularly concerning the timeline of events and the nature of the objects used. The thread showcases a blend of creativity, humor, and playful competition, highlighting the challenges of maintaining the game's structure while allowing for imaginative contributions.
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quantumdude
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You may not believe this but there is an actual Rock, Paper, Scissors league. They sent representatives to all the college bars in my town to get people to compete. The best 'players' of the evening had their names taken for a chance to win a free trip to Las Vegas to compete on ESPN. I kid you not.
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I'll bet we could take them. Do they have immortal's, dragons, black holes, supernovas and tidal waves on their side? And that's only our most recent uses.
Really, who would watch rock, paper, scissors on ESPN?
Really, who would watch rock, paper, scissors on ESPN?
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Nuclear warhead vaporises virus resistant dragon
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scott1
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Hippie beats a Nuclear warhead.
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Warhead remains un-damaged by hippie with stick.
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Dawguard
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Sorry, but that's rule breaking. Once something is beaten it is gone: you can't go back and change a previous event. If you have contention with the fact that a hippie could beat a nuke, then consider if they managed to lobby the congress to remove all nukes.zanazzi78 said:
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ukmicky
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hippie gets beaten by the Establishment.
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subversion defeats establishment.
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scott1
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The rebels lack of estlabshiment of effective and proper government and causes them to go into civil war beats subversion.
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Cannibals eat rebels.
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Food poisoning beats cannibals.topsquark said:
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Dawguard said:
(Hmmmmmmm...If you wanted to "food poison" cannibals, wouldn't you have to have taken the poison yourself?? Kind of a lose-lose situation, isn't it? )
Proper handling and storage beats food poisoning.
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scott1
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Avian bird flu that causes the workers to contamint the food beats proper handling of food
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A traditional, environmentally friendly, English bird shoot wipes out the entire avian population on Earth, beating avian bird flu.
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Dawguard
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Gun banning beat English bird hunt.topsquark said:
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scott1
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Dick Cheny and his favorit http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/topstories_story_048114947.html" beats gun banning
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Dawguard
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Foaming mad liberals beat Cheney.scott1 said:
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Mk
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Rabies vaccine beats the foaming liberals
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PETA beats rabies vaccine due to animal testing.
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(And here I though PETA would never be useful!
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Dawguard
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Bloody, gruesome civil war between trial lawers beats PETA.topsquark said:PETA beats rabies vaccine due to animal testing.
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(And here I though PETA would never be useful!
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Samuel L. Jackson beats trial lawyers. (Go Shaft!)
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Mk
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Peacemaker missile beats Samuel L. Jackson.
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ukmicky
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anti gun activist beats colt 45 peacemaker
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JamesU
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gun beats anti-gun activist
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Argentum Vulpes
Shoddy ammo creates carbon build-up and jams the gun
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Hungry armadillo eats shoddy ammo.
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arildno said:
Shoddy ammo blows up and kills armadillo. End of contest!
Just kidding!
Redneck shoots, stuffs, and "mounts" armadillo.
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A gang of gay gigolos beats up redneck
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Dawguard
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Motorcycle gang laughs at the gay gigilos' pathetic attempt to beat someone up, and procedes to kill them all.arildno said: