Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[arildno]

Motorcycle gang laughs at the gay gigilos' pathetic attempt to beat someone up, and procedes to kill them all.

This is homophobic, besides being untrue.
Having a handbag slammed into your face HURTS!

Your suggestion cannot be accepted.

 

[Dawguard]

This is homophobic,

Nah, I'm not afraid of them, just skeptical of their ability to win in a fight against a real gang.

besides being untrue.

You ever seen a fight between gay gigilos and motorcycle gangs? Then how do you know?

Having a handbag slammed into your face HURTS!

Not as much as a baseball bat. Trust me on that.

Your suggestion cannot be accepted.

Yes it can, it doesn't break any rules.

 

[topsquark]

This is homophobic, besides being untrue.
Having a handbag slammed into your face HURTS!

Your suggestion cannot be accepted.

Florence Henderson beats motorcycle gang. (Did anyone else see her on VH1 dressed as a biker chic? Dang! If only she were younger. :!) )

-Dan

 

[scott1]

The Canceltion of the Brady Bunch beats Florence Henderson

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Syndication beats Canceltion

 

[scott1]

Public broad casting beats syndication

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Lack of money beats PBS

 

[topsquark]

Lack of money beats PBS

Bill Gates beats lack of money. (Or does he cause it? Hmmm...)

-Dan

 

[jimmy p]

Bill Gates beats lack of money. (Or does he cause it? Hmmm...)

-Dan

Linux users beat Bill Gates (literally)

 

[zanazzi78]

Linux.OSF.8759 beats linux user

 

[topsquark]

Linux.OSF.8759 beats linux user

Old fashioned FORTRAN punchcards beat Linux . (I don't like Linux , can you tell? )

-Dan

 

[arildno]

Ravenous opossum eats old fashioned FORTRAN punchcards.

 

[topsquark]

Ravenous opossum eats old fashioned FORTRAN punchcards.

Redneck shoots and eats ravenous opossum. Nuttin' like a hunk o' 'possum pie!

-Dan

 

[Mattara]

a bucket of blue paint makes a redneck just a neck by hitting it in its head

 

[topsquark]

a bucket of blue paint makes a redneck just a neck by hitting it in its head

-Dan

 

[scott1]

a bucket of blue paint makes a redneck just a neck by hitting it in its head

Eco-terroist taking over the EPA and bans everything that harms the enviromet beats bucket of blue paint.

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

The FBI puts Eco-terrorist on there watch list and the government hounds them to extinction

 

[topsquark]

The FBI puts Eco-terrorist on there watch list and the government hounds them to extinction

(Let's see how many can figure this one out... )

"International Exports" beats the FBI.

-Dan

 

[zanazzi78]

Pablo Escobar beats (literally) small time exporter.

 

[scott1]

a Colombian electronic surveillance team beats Pablo Escobar

 

[topsquark]

a Colombian electronic surveillance team beats Pablo Escobar

A good old fashioned "Colombian cigarillo" beats Colombian electronic surveillance team.

-Dan

 

[ukmicky]

Lung cancer wins. right let's start a new one :)

 

[topsquark]

Lung cancer wins. right let's start a new one :)

Lung fish beats lung cancer.

(And the beat goes on...)

-Dan

 

[ukmicky]

African tribesman digging for water kills hibernating lungfish and puts an ends to the beat.

 

[scott1]

An slave ship beats an African tribesman
(SORRY I'am not a racist but we all know what can beat a slave ship...)

 

[Mattara]

UN anti-slavery legislation(s) beats slave ships

 

[scott1]

Crazy polticans froming an New world oder beats the UN...
(I'am still sorry)

 

[dav2008]

Patrick Fitzgerald leads to the conviction of crazy politicians

 

[scott1]

John David Ashcroft beats Patrick Fitzgerald

 

[topsquark]

John David Ashcroft beats Patrick Fitzgerald

Oliver North beats John David Ashcroft.

-Dan