Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

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Dawguard said:
Motorcycle gang laughs at the gay gigilos' pathetic attempt to beat someone up, and procedes to kill them all.
This is homophobic, besides being untrue.
Having a handbag slammed into your face HURTS!

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arildno said:
This is homophobic,
Nah, I'm not afraid of them, just skeptical of their ability to win in a fight against a real gang.

arildno said:
besides being untrue.
You ever seen a fight between gay gigilos and motorcycle gangs? Then how do you know?

arildno said:
Having a handbag slammed into your face HURTS!
Not as much as a baseball bat. Trust me on that.

arildno said:
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Yes it can, it doesn't break any rules.
 
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arildno said:
This is homophobic, besides being untrue.
Having a handbag slammed into your face HURTS!

Your suggestion cannot be accepted.

Florence Henderson beats motorcycle gang. (Did anyone else see her on VH1 dressed as a biker chic? Dang! If only she were younger. :!) )

-Dan
 
topsquark said:
Bill Gates beats lack of money. (Or does he cause it? Hmmm...)

-Dan


Linux users beat Bill Gates (literally)
 
zanazzi78 said:
Linux.OSF.8759 beats linux user

Old fashioned FORTRAN punchcards beat Linux . (I don't like Linux , can you tell? :rolleyes: )

-Dan
 
Ravenous opossum eats old fashioned FORTRAN punchcards.
 
arildno said:
Ravenous opossum eats old fashioned FORTRAN punchcards.

Redneck shoots and eats ravenous opossum. Nuttin' like a hunk o' 'possum pie! :-p

-Dan
 
a bucket of blue paint makes a redneck just a neck by hitting it in its head
 
Mattara said:
a bucket of blue paint makes a redneck just a neck by hitting it in its head
Eco-terroist taking over the EPA and bans everything that harms the enviromet beats bucket of blue paint.
 
The FBI puts Eco-terrorist on there watch list and the government hounds them to extinction
 
Argentum Vulpes said:
The FBI puts Eco-terrorist on there watch list and the government hounds them to extinction

(Let's see how many can figure this one out... :biggrin: )

"International Exports" beats the FBI.

-Dan
 
a Colombian electronic surveillance team beats Pablo Escobar
 
scott1 said:
a Colombian electronic surveillance team beats Pablo Escobar

A good old fashioned "Colombian cigarillo" beats Colombian electronic surveillance team.

-Dan
 
African tribesman digging for water kills hibernating lungfish and puts an ends to the beat.
 
An slave ship beats an African tribesman
(SORRY I'am not a racist but we all know what can beat a slave ship...)
 
Crazy polticans froming an New world oder beats the UN...
(I'am still sorry)
 
Patrick Fitzgerald leads to the conviction of crazy politicians