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Russ_watters beats MK in post
Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?
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The discussion revolves around a game where participants respond with objects that "beat" the previous object in a creative and logical manner, following specific rules. The game emphasizes imagination and requires players to respond in the format "Y [verb]'s X," where Y is the new object and X is the previous one. Key rules include no time travel, no people or actions, no fictional objects, no repeats, and a ban on hammers. Participants engage in a back-and-forth exchange, attempting to outdo each other with increasingly elaborate and humorous responses. The conversation often veers into absurdity, with players debating the validity of their responses and the interpretations of the rules. There are moments of confusion and clarification regarding what constitutes a valid response, particularly concerning the timeline of events and the nature of the objects used. The thread showcases a blend of creativity, humor, and playful competition, highlighting the challenges of maintaining the game's structure while allowing for imaginative contributions.
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hammer beats russ waters
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Scerwdriver beats hammer
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JamesU
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chainsaw beats screwdriver
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Weilder beats chainsaw
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Nonmetals beat weilder.
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Dual-weilder beats weilder.
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semi-conductors beats Nonmetalsscott_alexsk said:
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Hm. A little late to disqualify some things now...
Technically, post 87:
"...Tripping office worker assigned to shred Kyoto Accord results in his tie being sucked into paper shredder. Office worker gets bloody nose, strained neck, and the paper shredder is inoperable..."
violates rule b] :
"...no people or actions..."
but that was 10 pages ago!
The next one I found was post #110:
"...Basilisk outstares the paltry HEL rays..."
which violates rule c] :
"...no fictional objects or half-baked theoretical objects..."
(Ok, I'm not deliberately picking on Arildno).
If I wanted to be a strict hard-ass, I could keep yanking it back into line, but I think that might actually knock the fun out of it.
So I guess this thread continues on its slow progress towards silliness...
Technically, post 87:
"...Tripping office worker assigned to shred Kyoto Accord results in his tie being sucked into paper shredder. Office worker gets bloody nose, strained neck, and the paper shredder is inoperable..."
violates rule b] :
"...no people or actions..."
but that was 10 pages ago!
The next one I found was post #110:
"...Basilisk outstares the paltry HEL rays..."
which violates rule c] :
"...no fictional objects or half-baked theoretical objects..."
(Ok, I'm not deliberately picking on Arildno).
If I wanted to be a strict hard-ass, I could keep yanking it back into line, but I think that might actually knock the fun out of it.
So I guess this thread continues on its slow progress towards silliness...
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Cold beats semi-conductors.
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Sex beats cold.
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I think this rule should be changed to allow mythical objects and organisms.
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Super nova beats coldscott_alexsk said:
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Too late; sex beats cold.scott1 said:
You must find something that beats sex.
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Being alive beats sex.
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H***** beats being alive..
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censorship beats H*****arildno said:
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Teens revolting against censorship coz they won't get teh göd stuff beats censorship (or atleast make the people who work with it out of a job, but that is beating i guess :D)
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Draft beats teens revoltingMattara said:
I'am scott1 and I approve this message
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Drought beats draft.
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Raining beats drought!
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Leidenfrost effect beats rain.
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The lake effect beats the Leidenfrost effect
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El Nino beats lake effect.
(edit: post kills fun?)
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La Niña beats El Nino
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Ll Transvestite beats La Niña AND El Niño!
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A kick in the balls beats transvestite.
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wearing a titanium alloy cup beats a kick in the balls
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Howitzer beats titanium alloy cup.
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thermonuclear missile beats Howitzer