Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

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The discussion revolves around a game where participants respond with objects that "beat" the previous object in a creative and logical manner, following specific rules. The game emphasizes imagination and requires players to respond in the format "Y [verb]'s X," where Y is the new object and X is the previous one. Key rules include no time travel, no people or actions, no fictional objects, no repeats, and a ban on hammers. Participants engage in a back-and-forth exchange, attempting to outdo each other with increasingly elaborate and humorous responses. The conversation often veers into absurdity, with players debating the validity of their responses and the interpretations of the rules. There are moments of confusion and clarification regarding what constitutes a valid response, particularly concerning the timeline of events and the nature of the objects used. The thread showcases a blend of creativity, humor, and playful competition, highlighting the challenges of maintaining the game's structure while allowing for imaginative contributions.
  • #301
Dawguard said:
Holy water forever defeats the flamethrower.

Pinhead from "Hellraiser" beats holy water.

-Dan
 
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  • #302
The pope performs an excorsism and beats the pinhead from "Hellraiser".
 
  • #303
Dawguard said:
The pope performs an excorsism and beats the pinhead from "Hellraiser".

Madonna sings "Like a Prayer" and the Pope runs! :smile:

(What can I say? I'm easily amused.)

-Dan
 
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  • #304
Crazy, overwieght drug addict jumps up onto the stage and tries to make out with Madonna. She kills herself rather then let that happen.
 
  • #305
FDA beats crazy, overweight drug addict.(but I'am not sure if that beats it)
 
  • #306
Golf playing, champagne sipping billionaire beats the FDA.
 
  • #307
Flamethrower beats any billionaire.
 
  • #308
Q from the Q Continuum wills the non-existence of the flamethrower.
 
  • #309
loseyourname said:
Q from the Q Continuum wills the non-existence of the flamethrower.
Thank god for that. A virus that causes severe depresion kills Q.
 
  • #310
Dawguard said:
Thank god for that. A virus that causes severe depresion kills Q.

Symantec kills virus.

-Dan
 
  • #311
Having an Apple computer beats Symantec and all antiviral software.
 
  • #312
Mk said:
Having an Apple computer beats Symantec and all antiviral software.

Newton eats the Apple.

-Dan
 
  • #313
Crackpot theorist strangles Newton.
 
  • #314
Dawguard said:
Crackpot theorist strangles Newton.

Guatemalan Cow of Paradise tramples crackpot theorist.

(For those Far Side lovers out there! :!) )

-Dan
 
  • #315
Dawguard said:
Crackpot theorist strangles Newton.
:mad:
Einstien gives the Crackpot theorist an E = mc^2 bomb
with really secience
I know this too late of a post but I couldn't be strangled by crackpot
 
  • #316
scott1 said:
:mad:
Einstien gives the Crackpot theorist an E = mc^2 bomb
with really secience
I know this too late of a post but I couldn't be strangled by crackpot

:cry: What about my Guatemalen Cow of Paradise?? :cry:

-Dan
 
  • #317
topsquark said:
:cry: What about my Guatemalen Cow of Paradise?? :cry:

-Dan
I love the Guatemalan Cow of Paradise.

Sorry, continue.
 
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  • #318
I've never seen a Guatemalen cow of paradise.
 
  • #319
While we're continuing with refrences, I might as well throw in one from Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

George Nelson brutally kills the cow of paradise with a tommy gun.
 
  • #320
Ohh how I am tempted to say flamethrower...
 
  • #321
Isn't there a rule that one object can't be used twice? Even without that the flamethrower is gone forever, thanks to loseyourname. :biggrin:
 
  • #322
I can't believe he did it... with his secret English television show powers... Please excuse me. :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
  • #323
Dawguard said:
While we're continuing with refrences, I might as well throw in one from Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

George Nelson brutally kills the cow of paradise with a tommy gun.

A large Mexican pro-wrestler nicknamed "Chi Chi" who has been eating "inferno" chili all day at a truckstop, walks up to George Nelson, bends over, and lights a fart :eek: thereby incinerating said George Nelson.

That's MY flamethrower! :smile:

-Dan
 
  • #324
Broder patrol beats A large Mexican pro-wrestler
 
  • #325
Broadest patrol beats broder patrol.
 
  • #326
Volcano buries the broadest patrol in lava.
 
  • #327
Dawguard said:
Volcano buries the broadest patrol in lava.

Anne Heche :!) and Tommy Lee Jones beat Volcano.

-Dan
 
  • #328
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee beat Anne Heche and Tommy Lee Jones.
 
  • #329
FCC beats Pamela Anderson and tomy lee
 
  • #330
FDA beats FCC
 
  • #331
Merck & Co.beats FDA
 
  • #332
scott1 said:
Merck & Co.beats FDA
Chicago mafia beats Merck & Co.
 
  • #335
YPIPWDAAYRAAPNTTAHTTTPBCWPFSM beats aliens
 
  • #336
Office of Anti-Acronym Abuse destroys YPIPWDAAYRAAPNTTAHTTTPBCWPFSM.
 
  • #337
franzbear! said:
Office of Anti-Acronym Abuse destroys YPIPWDAAYRAAPNTTAHTTTPBCWPFSM.

AAA beats Office of Anti-Acronym Abuse.

-Dan
 
  • #338
topsquark said:
AAA beats Office of Anti-Acronym Abuse.

-Dan
A million car pileup beats the AAA.
 
  • #339
franzbear! said:
A million car pileup beats the AAA.

My level of utter geekiness for being on the forum doing work at 10PM on a Saturday night beats a million car pileup.

-Dan

(I am SO badly in need a life! :cry: )
 
  • #340
topsquark said:
My level of utter geekiness for being on the forum doing work at 10PM on a Saturday night beats a million car pileup.

-Dan

(I am SO badly in need a life! :cry: )
Are you saying that I need a life! I've been on here all night too, on a Saturday! My immenant offense beats your geekiness.
 
  • #341
franzbear! said:
Are you saying that I need a life! I've been on here all night too, on a Saturday! Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
your geekiness.
Scott1,Yommmama,Lisa!,Tribdog,everone elese fighting to the death heoricly fighting against franzbear! beats franzbear's immenant offense...but some do not surivie:cry: :cry:... oh the hummanity:cry: :cry:
 
  • #342
scott1 said:
Scott1,Yommmama,Lisa!,Tribdog,everone elese fighting to the death heoricly fighting against franzbear! beats franzbear's immenant offense...but some do not surivie:cry: :cry:... oh the hummanity:cry: :cry:
Shoddy radio equipment beats the heroisism of everyone fighting against me! :wink:
 
  • #343
franzbear! said:
Shoddy radio equipment beats the heroisism of everyone fighting against me! :wink:
Televison beats shoddy radio equipment.
 
  • #344
An object with a handle and a head beats television..
 
  • #345
arildno said:
An object with a handle and a head beats television..

MC "Hammer" beats your "object with a handle and a head."

-Dan
 
  • #346
Absurdly oversized nail beats hammer
 
  • #347
Oxidation beats absurdly oversized nail
 
  • #348
Oxidation beats absurdly oversized nail

Tramplification by bulls easily beats one little oxidation.
 
  • #349
jimmie said:
Tramplification by bulls easily beats one little oxidation.

Little Spanish restraunt just outside Pamplona serving "Bull Oysters" beats bulls.

-Dan
 
  • #350
Health activist and PETA beats Little Spanish restraunt just outside Pamplona serving "Bull Oysters.
 

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