Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

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The discussion revolves around a game where participants respond with objects that "beat" the previous object in a creative and logical manner, following specific rules. The game emphasizes imagination and requires players to respond in the format "Y [verb]'s X," where Y is the new object and X is the previous one. Key rules include no time travel, no people or actions, no fictional objects, no repeats, and a ban on hammers. Participants engage in a back-and-forth exchange, attempting to outdo each other with increasingly elaborate and humorous responses. The conversation often veers into absurdity, with players debating the validity of their responses and the interpretations of the rules. There are moments of confusion and clarification regarding what constitutes a valid response, particularly concerning the timeline of events and the nature of the objects used. The thread showcases a blend of creativity, humor, and playful competition, highlighting the challenges of maintaining the game's structure while allowing for imaginative contributions.
  • #451
franzbear survives all that
 
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  • #452
A hacker hits the PF server and Kills (deletes) Franzbear.
 
  • #453
unnoticed bomb in computer stops hacker
 
  • #454
Bomb squad disarms bomb
 
  • #455
m(h)a(a)l(m)l(m)e(e)t(r) beats bombsquad
 
  • #456
a rigid metal structure beats your force transferal device
 
  • #457
yomamma said:
unnoticed bomb in computer stops hacker
OMG TOTAL BREAKAGE! You can NEVER go back in time to beat a previous object or say "however he forgot...," "but he didn't notice that...," "a faulty wiring at the factory..." NO! RULE BREAKAGE!
 
  • #458
Argentum Vulpes said:
A hacker hits the PF server and Kills (deletes) Franzbear.
Actually, that wouldn't harm me. I am now existing beyond the PF.
 
  • #459
Argentum Vulpes said:
Nitroglycern, TNT, C4, Semtex... High explosives beats rock
Right, picking up where this should have left off, according to the RULES!

Crushing tidal wave beats high explosives.
 
  • #460
Thirsty, incontinent woman beats tidal wave.
 
  • #461
Mad serial killer with a gun beats thirsty, incontinent women.
 
  • #462
By incontinently shedding their blood (and tidal wave) all over him, the women beat the mad serial killer back.
 
  • #463
Insanely hot heat wave evaporates and beats the water and blood.
 
  • #464
A nuclear winter beats Insanely hot heat wave
 
  • #465
Nutcase from the '60's builds a fallout shelter and beats nuclear winter.
 
  • #466
Running out of food and being stuck with hippies in the nuclear fallout shelter beats fallout shellter.
 
  • #467
Insanity makes you forget the present and beats lack of food and hippies.
 
  • #468
A surgent removes your brain with insainty beats insanity.
 
  • #469
Rusty scalpel and swift investiagtion beats insane surgeon.
 
  • #470
Liguid helium frezzes Rusty scalpel and swift investiagtion
 
  • #471
Explosion of the sun beats liquid helium.
 
  • #472
Black hole beats Explosion
 
  • #473
Unsolved math beats a black hole.
 
  • #474
Hawking beats unsolved math
 
  • #475
Complete and utter paralysis beats Hawking. (Oh, that was cruel and mean :devil: )
 
  • #476
Magical cure beats paralysis
 
  • #477
Harsh reality beats magical cure.
 
  • #478
Questing mind beats harsh reality.
 
  • #479
A dragon beats the questing mind.
 
  • #480
Deadly virus beats the dragon
 
  • #481
Mad scientist genetically engineers a new virus resistant dragon and beats the virus.
 
  • #482
You may not believe this but there is an actual Rock, Paper, Scissors league. They sent representatives to all the college bars in my town to get people to compete. The best 'players' of the evening had their names taken for a chance to win a free trip to Las Vegas to compete on ESPN. I kid you not.
 
  • #483
I'll bet we could take them. Do they have immortal's, dragons, black holes, supernovas and tidal waves on their side? And that's only our most recent uses.
Really, who would watch rock, paper, scissors on ESPN?
 
  • #484
Nuclear warhead vaporises virus resistant dragon
 
  • #485
Hippie beats a Nuclear warhead.
 
  • #486
Warhead remains un-damaged by hippie with stick.
 
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zanazzi78 said:
Warhead remains un-damaged by hippie with stick.
Sorry, but that's rule breaking. Once something is beaten it is gone: you can't go back and change a previous event. If you have contention with the fact that a hippie could beat a nuke, then consider if they managed to lobby the congress to remove all nukes.
 
  • #488
hippie gets beaten by the Establishment.
 
  • #489
subversion defeats establishment.
 
  • #490
The rebels lack of estlabshiment of effective and proper government and causes them to go into civil war beats subversion.
 
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scott1 said:
The rebels lack of estlabshiment of effective and proper government and causes them to go into civil war beats subversion.

Cannibals eat rebels.

-Dan
 
  • #492
topsquark said:
Cannibals eat rebels.

-Dan
Food poisoning beats cannibals.
 
  • #493
Dawguard said:
Food poisoning beats cannibals.

(Hmmmmmmm...If you wanted to "food poison" cannibals, wouldn't you have to have taken the poison yourself?? Kind of a lose-lose situation, isn't it? )

Proper handling and storage beats food poisoning.

-Dan
 
  • #494
Avian bird flu that causes the workers to contamint the food beats proper handling of food
 
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scott1 said:
Avian bird flu that causes the workers to contamint the food beats proper handling of food

A traditional, environmentally friendly, English bird shoot wipes out the entire avian population on Earth, beating avian bird flu.

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
A traditional, environmentally friendly, English bird shoot wipes out the entire avian population on Earth, beating avian bird flu.

-Dan
Gun banning beat English bird hunt.
 
  • #497
Dick Cheny and his favorit http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/topstories_story_048114947.html" beats gun banning
 
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scott1 said:
Dick Cheny and his favorit http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/topstories_story_048114947.html" beats gun banning
Foaming mad liberals beat Cheney.
 
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Rabies vaccine beats the foaming liberals
 
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Mk said:
Rabies vaccine beats the foaming liberals

PETA beats rabies vaccine due to animal testing.

-Dan

(And here I though PETA would never be useful! :biggrin: Please don't track me down for saying that...)
 

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