Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[Argentum Vulpes]

faulty mirrors beat Hubble

 

[moose]

faulty mirrors beat Hubble

*is tempted to say hammer*

Nasa beats faulty mirrors.

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

*is tempted to say hammer*

Nasa beats faulty mirrors.

If you used a hammer the mirrors would still be broken.

Hummmmmm... to be tactful or not.

JPL unit conversions beats NASA.

 

[Blahness]

"Gangstas" with uzis defeat JPL unit.

 

[scott1]

*is tempted to say hammer*

Nasa beats faulty mirrors.

I'am not sure beats mirrors

Proper english beats "Gangstas"

 

[scott_alexsk]

Poetic License beats proper English

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

"Gangstas" with uzis defeat JPL unit.

Ok that is a bit far fetched on how to counter the Jet Propulsion Laboratory's incapacity to convert english mesurments into metric mesurments, but oh well.

Bitter college English professor beats Poetic License

 

[JamesU]

ebola beats bitter college english professor

 

[Mk]

Bubonic plague beats ebola.

 

[arildno]

Antibiotics beats bubonic plague

 

[Jelfish]

genetic mutations eventually beat antibiotics

 

[scott1]

genetic mutations eventually beat antibiotics

I'am not sure if that breaks the rules or not since it seems like you have chage an object in oder to beat but I'am not sure.
gentic engineering beats genetic mutations

 

[Mk]

Eugenics and environmentalists deface genetic engineering forever.

 

[DaveC426913]

I'am not sure if that breaks the rules or not

...because Lord knows we wouldn't want to break the rules...

 

[scott1]

Eugenics and environmentalists deface genetic engineering forever.

Cloning beats Eugenics

 

[Mk]

What about environmentalists? Flamethrowers would work well...

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

heavy particle load in the fuel colgs the Flamethrower (flames then nothing)

 

[scott1]

A janitor that cleans the feal clog beats heavy particle load

 

[topsquark]

A janitor that cleans the feal clog beats heavy particle load

Sexy secretary beats janitor. (Oh dear, that sounds SO bad! )

-Dan

 

[scott1]

Sexy secretary beats janitor. (Oh dear, that sounds SO bad! )

-Dan

Fourm mod that deletes your post beats a sexy secertary.

 

[Mk]

Flamethrower beats forum mod and the secretary.

 

[Mattara]

A thick heat sheild beats flametrower.

 

[scott1]

I think Flame thower has already been used.
Gravity beats A thick heat sheild

 

[arildno]

Merriment beats gravity.

 

[Mk]

Flamethrowers beat merriment.

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Flamethrowers beat merriment.

Lets not make a flamethrower the new hammer please.

A crucible beats a flamethrower.

 

[scott1]

Florence flask beats a cruicble

 

[topsquark]

Florence flask beats a cruicble

Florence Henderson beats a florence flask (whatever that is!)

-Dan

 

[Mk]

Flamethrowers beat Florence Henderson!

 

[Dawguard]

Holy water forever defeats the flamethrower.