Can you become a minister online?

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The discussion revolves around the ease of becoming an online minister, specifically through the Universal Life Church, which allows individuals to obtain ministerial status quickly and perform ceremonies like weddings. Participants express skepticism about the legitimacy of such a rapid ordination process and its implications for religion. Some share personal experiences, noting that they have received certificates and can legally officiate weddings, while others joke about the responsibilities and challenges of being a minister. The conversation also touches on topics like polygamy, marriage licenses, and humorous anecdotes about personal relationships and social dynamics. Overall, the thread highlights a mix of lighthearted banter and serious reflections on the nature of online ordination and its societal perceptions.
  • #31
how dare you insult a minister of the church of...hold on...the Universal Life Church?! I hereby banish you to Hell!:devil: and take franzbear with you!
 
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  • #32
yourdadonapogostick said:
how dare you insult a minister of the church of...hold on...the Universal Life Church?! I hereby banish you to Hell!:devil: and take franzbear with you!
Why not? When they accept you as a minister, they insult at church.So I'm allowed to insult at you and your church! :devil: :devil:
 
  • #33
o, ur skippin' purgatory. you bought yourself a one way ticket to hell. :smile:
 
  • #34
Smurf said:
Rutroh?

Rutroh is a quotation from a famous animated television and movie charachter called Scooby-Doo. Scooby has some difficulty with pronunciation, and tends to pronounce most words as if they begin with an R. She means "uh-oh?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/Scooby.jpg
 
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  • #35
Smurf said:
Well I doubt that I'll be able to get my mother's permission. She's out of town for another 3-4 days as it is.
But we don't need it in 22 days?

Really? I was kinda hoping you'd be... :devil:
Mmmm, I could be.

What do you do anyways?
I make an obscene amount of money selling to companies]

Rutroh?

It doesn't matter! Our love lives outside the law!
I want everyone one to be happy.
 
  • #36
Mk said:
Rutroh is a quotation from a famous animated television and movie charachter called Scooby-Doo. Scooby has some difficulty with pronunciation, and tends to pronounce most words as if they begin with an R. She means "uh-oh?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/Scooby.jpg
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:smile: :smile: :smile:


hmmm... I did an image search for scooby snacks, and got some interesting pics
 
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  • #37
yourdadonapogostick said:
my fee is 47.85USD and a piece of cake.
Well I have one now, and my fee is 444 ¥ and a piece of cake (icing included).
 
  • #38
yourdadonapogostick said:
o, ur skippin' purgatory. you bought yourself a one way ticket to hell. :smile:
I look forward to going to hell provided that you wouldn't be there! :devil:
 
  • #39
Mk said:
Well I have one now, and my fee is 444 ¥ and a piece of cake (icing included).
get your own job. i already got this one.
 
  • #40
Evo said:
Moonbear, get ready to be Maid of Honor! :-p
Uh oh! That means I have to sit and eat where everyone can see me, and I'm still trying to figure out if I'm holding my fork right side up or upside down! :eek: How about we just serve soup? I'm positive about which way to hold a spoon and I don't slurp. :biggrin:
 
  • #41
hey moonie, ministers in my church are allowed to marry:biggrin:
 
  • #42
Moonbear said:
Uh oh! That means I have to sit and eat where everyone can see me, and I'm still trying to figure out if I'm holding my fork right side up or upside down! :eek: How about we just serve soup? I'm positive about which way to hold a spoon and I don't slurp. :biggrin:
Spoons are ok. If held right.
 
  • #43
Hmmmm, Evo you may be slightly dissapointed with my table manners...





I don't switch hands with my fork.
 
  • #44
[Joey]Wait, Internet Ministers can still have sex right ?[/Joey] :smile:
 
  • #45
Smurf said:
I don't switch hands with my fork.
Doing so is a ridiculous waste of effort and inelegant besides. I never do it unless I need the fork-holding hand to reach for something else.
 

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