Can you become a minister online?

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Evo said:
Well I doubt that I'll be able to get my mother's permission. She's out of town for another 3-4 days as it is.
I'll be good.
Really? I was kinda hoping you'd be... :devil:
(lots of money) :tongue2:
What do you do anyways?
Rutroh, the fair Gale17 is involved?
Rutroh?
ydoapgs, is this good in Utah?
It doesn't matter! Our love lives outside the law!
 

Lisa!

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yourdadonapogostick said:
my Church is fine with polygamy, but the US government doesn't like it.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Your church?!!!!!!!!!!!
I think even Demon would be a better minister! :devil:
 
my fee is 47.85USD and a peice of cake.
 
Lisa! said:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Your church?!!!!!!!!!!!
I think even Demon would be a better minister! :devil:
what's that supposed to mean?:mad::devil:
 

Lisa!

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yourdadonapogostick said:
what's that supposed to mean?:mad::devil:
A :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: minister!
 
how dare you insult a minister of the church of...hold on...the Universal Life Church?! I hereby banish you to Hell!:devil: and take franzbear with you!
 

Lisa!

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yourdadonapogostick said:
how dare you insult a minister of the church of...hold on...the Universal Life Church?! I hereby banish you to Hell!:devil: and take franzbear with you!
Why not? When they accept you as a minister, they insult at church.So I'm allowed to insult at you and your church! :devil: :devil:
 
o, ur skippin' purgatory. you bought yourself a one way ticket to hell. :rofl:
 

Mk

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Smurf said:
Rutroh is a quotation from a famous animated television and movie charachter called Scooby-Doo. Scooby has some difficulty with pronunciation, and tends to pronounce most words as if they begin with an R. She means "uh-oh?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/Scooby.jpg [Broken]
 
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Evo

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Smurf said:
Well I doubt that I'll be able to get my mother's permission. She's out of town for another 3-4 days as it is.
But we don't need it in 22 days?

Really? I was kinda hoping you'd be... :devil:
Mmmm, I could be.

What do you do anyways?
I make an obscene amount of money selling to companies]

Rutroh?

It doesn't matter! Our love lives outside the law!
I want everyone one to be happy.
 
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Mk said:
Rutroh is a quotation from a famous animated television and movie charachter called Scooby-Doo. Scooby has some difficulty with pronunciation, and tends to pronounce most words as if they begin with an R. She means "uh-oh?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/Scooby.jpg [Broken]
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


hmmm... I did an image search for scooby snacks, and got some interesting pics :surprised
 
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Mk

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yourdadonapogostick said:
my fee is 47.85USD and a peice of cake.
Well I have one now, and my fee is 444 ¥ and a piece of cake (icing included).
 

Lisa!

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yourdadonapogostick said:
o, ur skippin' purgatory. you bought yourself a one way ticket to hell. :rofl:
I look forward to going to hell provided that you wouldn't be there! :devil:
 
Mk said:
Well I have one now, and my fee is 444 ¥ and a piece of cake (icing included).
get your own job. i already got this one.
 

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Evo said:
Moonbear, get ready to be Maid of Honor!!!! :tongue:
Uh oh! That means I have to sit and eat where everyone can see me, and I'm still trying to figure out if I'm holding my fork right side up or upside down! :eek: How about we just serve soup? I'm positive about which way to hold a spoon and I don't slurp. :biggrin:
 
hey moonie, ministers in my church are allowed to marry:biggrin:
 

Evo

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Moonbear said:
Uh oh! That means I have to sit and eat where everyone can see me, and I'm still trying to figure out if I'm holding my fork right side up or upside down! :eek: How about we just serve soup? I'm positive about which way to hold a spoon and I don't slurp. :biggrin:
Spoons are ok. If held right.
 
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Hmmmm, Evo you may be slightly dissapointed with my table manners....





:surprised I don't switch hands with my fork. :surprised
 

Curious3141

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[Joey]Wait, Internet Ministers can still have sex right ?[/Joey] :rofl:
 

Danger

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Smurf said:
:surprised I don't switch hands with my fork. :surprised
Doing so is a ridiculous waste of effort and inelegant besides. I never do it unless I need the fork-holding hand to reach for something else.
 

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