Chuck Norris Counts to Infinity Twice

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The discussion revolves around humorous and exaggerated claims about Chuck Norris, often framed as "Chuck Norris facts." Participants share various jokes and anecdotes that highlight the absurdity and hyperbolic nature of these statements, contributing to a light-hearted and comedic atmosphere.

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Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share classic Chuck Norris jokes, such as "Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice" and "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."
  • Others contribute variations on the theme, like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door" and "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever."
  • A few participants reflect on the cultural impact of Chuck Norris jokes, suggesting they represent a unique form of humor distinct from traditional joke formats.
  • Some comments reference the context in which these jokes are shared, such as in serious tones among peers, enhancing their comedic effect.
  • There are mentions of Chuck Norris jokes being intertwined with broader cultural references, such as comparisons to historical figures or fictional scenarios.
  • One participant expresses a personal belief about the theory of evolution, linking it to Chuck Norris in a humorous yet serious manner, which introduces a more contentious viewpoint.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

While participants generally enjoy sharing and laughing at Chuck Norris jokes, there is a divergence in views regarding the implications of some jokes, particularly those that touch on serious topics like evolution and creationism. The discussion remains largely light-hearted but includes moments of contention regarding the seriousness of certain claims.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes reference cultural phenomena and may rely on specific knowledge of Chuck Norris's public persona, which could limit their understanding for those unfamiliar with the context. Additionally, the blending of humor with serious topics introduces ambiguity regarding the intent behind certain statements.

Who May Find This Useful

This discussion may be of interest to those who enjoy humor, particularly in the form of internet memes and cultural references, as well as individuals curious about the interplay between comedy and serious topics in social discourse.

  • #241
Chuck Norris invented the Internet for his own entertainment.
 
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  • #242
nismaratwork said:
Chuck Norris has been ALL of the presidents of the USA.

(Nope, was it good? I haven't had the chance yet)

Chuck Norris has to wear a underwear made out of pure lead or else the radiation from his genitals will make people pregnant.

(well if you want to watch it here it is

http://www.mmageeks.co.cc/2011/03/ufc-128-fight-videos.html

crocop vs schaub

Mauricio vs jon jones

these are the main two fights)
 
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  • #243
you're really stretching with that last one, aren't you FF?

still funny :)
 
  • #244
nismaratwork said:
Chuck Norris has been ALL of the presidents of the USA.

:)



four more characters...
 
  • #245
stretching...,how?
 
  • #246
Chuck Norris can exit a black hole with little effort.
 
  • #247
FizixFreak said:
Chuck Norris has to wear a underwear made out of pure lead or else the radiation from his genitals will make people pregnant.

(well if you want to watch it here it is

http://www.mmageeks.co.cc/2011/03/ufc-128-fight-videos.html

crocop vs schaub

Mauricio vs jon jones

these are the main two fights)


And here I thought radiation tended to steralize... Chuck Norris has mighty glow-in-the-dark sperm!

(I'll watch that, thanks!)
 
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  • #248
IMP said:
Chuck Norris can exit a black hole with little effort.

Chuck Norris do not exit black holes, black holes exit Chuck Norris.
 
  • #249
DevilsAvocado said:
Chuck Norris do not exit black holes, black holes exit Chuck Norris.

... every time he exhales.
 
  • #250
Chuck Norris has a black hole in his beard, where he disposes of the bodies...
 
  • #251
Chuck Norris can take a bath without getting wet!
 
  • #252
Chuck Norris can breathe without taking in air.
 
  • #253
Chuck Norris can breath without his lungs!
 
  • #254
Chuck Norris can think without his brain.




Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick without his legs.
 
  • #255
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick without his enemy being there!
 
  • #257
What's all this fascination with Chuck Norris??
He's a skinny man that doesn't even come close to looking intimidating.
On top of that he has bad breath and his nose looks funny.

Uh oh... wait, he's knocking at my door. I have to leave.
 
  • #258
We're never going to hear of pallidin again. :biggrin:
 
  • #259
That's not Chuck Norris. Too slow. You got to finish your post.
 
  • #260
Uhhhhh,,,aagggg. Hey guys(panting breath) He just beat me like a sadistic massage therapist.
I take, aaggg, back, aaaagggg, everything I said.
 
  • #261
The fastest way to a mans heart is Chuck Noriss's fist
 
  • #263
"Gauss uses the squeeze theorem on oranges whenever he wants juice."
 
  • #264
A tautology's truth depends on Chuck Norris' approval.
 
  • #265
If Bruce Lee was alive, Chuck Norris jokes wouldn't exist
 
  • #266
chuck-norris-split-rock.jpg
 
  • #267
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-no-one-declines.png
 
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  • #268
runswimsurf said:
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/internet-memes-no-one-declines.png

lol!
 
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  • #269
wuliheron said:
Much taller then Norris who is lucky if he's 5'10".
Dragging up this old thread make me want to get my daughter to do some butt kicking. In my opinion, I don't think height is that important in butt kicking. Here's a pic of my 5'7'' daughter, who's taller than Master Vega on her right.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg207/scaled.php?server=207&filename=tmp9314.jpg&res=medium


BTW:
...Master Vega holds a 7th Dan with the International Taekwon-Do Federation, 6th Dan in O.S.C. Ho Sin Sool (Street Self Defense), 5th Dan in Korean Hapkido, 5th Dan in World Taekwon-Do Federation ,4th Dan in O.S.C. Mu Ki-Do (Korean weapons) and a Black Belt in Judo.

http://www.osckmaitf.com/1501.html
 
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  • #270
No matter what you say, it won't change the fact that Chuck Norris still owns them all. :approve: You can't change laws of nature. :wink:
 

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