Defining Gravity - Give it a Rest

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The discussion revolves around the concept of gravity, specifically addressing a satirical theory referred to as "Intelligent Falling." Participants engage with the implications of this theory, its humorous nature, and the reactions it provokes within the scientific community.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant criticizes scientific explanations of gravity as whimsical and delusional, suggesting that the most accurate answer can be found in a satirical article.
  • Another participant expresses support for the "Intelligent Falling" theory, appreciating its lack of need for evidence or deductions, and humorously suggesting it resolves the mystery of gravity.
  • A participant questions the validity of replacing established theories of gravity with ambiguous alternatives, expressing frustration with the perceived lack of rigor in the new theory.
  • There is a clarification that the "Intelligent Falling" theory is a joke, as indicated by multiple participants.
  • One participant humorously suggests that the theory should be renamed "Intelligent Pushing," critiquing its nomenclature.
  • A claim is made that gravity does not exist, with a humorous remark about the Earth "sucking."
  • Concerns are raised about the originality of the thread, with suggestions that it may have been copied from another forum.
  • Participants share their experiences with the satirical content of The Onion, indicating its humorous impact on their time and attention.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally agree that the "Intelligent Falling" theory is a joke, but there are competing views regarding the seriousness of the discussion and the implications of the theory. The overall tone suggests a mix of humor and critique, with no consensus on the validity of the theory itself.

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The discussion relies heavily on satire and humor, which may lead to misunderstandings about the seriousness of the claims being made. The nature of the conversation is influenced by the participants' varying levels of familiarity with the satirical source.

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Defining Gravity - Give it a Rest!

As usual the scientific explanations are all totally off the wall; nothing but whimsical flights of imagination by delusional pseudo-intellectual kooks who base their pretentious propositions on foundations of their own fatuous utopian conceptions.

The most accurate answer can be found at the source noted below.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512/print/
 
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What i like about that theory is that requires no evidence, observations, deductions... I have felt that, in my times of thinking about hard problems, it would be best to just give up. So you can see why i totally support "Intelligent Falling". I think it's great. Finally, the mistery of gravity is solved and i don't have to think about anymore. Sweet, what will i do with my time.
 
I like how these idiots are replacing the theory of gravity, which they call flawed, by their own theory which is just as ambiguous. :rolleyes: :smile:

Kansas must have a state full of idiots.
 
You know it's a joke, right cyrus? :rolleyes:

- Warren
 
:smile: It is? D'OH! :blushing:
 
cyrusabdollahi said:
:smile: It is? D'OH! :blushing:
:smile: Yep, The Onion is known for satire. :biggrin:
 
I never heard about it......grrrr
 
Despite the headway this new theory makes it has a fatal flaw: it is misnamed. Since God is pushing everything down it ought to be called Intelligent Pushing.
 
Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth really sucks!

Zz.
 
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chroot said:
You know it's a joke, right cyrus? :rolleyes:

- Warren
Is Gillwill a joke? Who is he/she really?
 
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Whoever he/she is, I think he/she just copied this thread from another forum. I saw it somewhere a few days ago.
 
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This was brought up here a while back.

The onion is pretty funny.

What's the phrase from Wayne's World? FISHED IN! FISHED IN!
 
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wow, thanks to you I've been reading the onion for the past 4 hours, I'm going to get fired here!
 
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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38718 :biggrin:
 
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