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Defining Gravity - Give it a Rest

  1. Mar 2, 2006 #1
    Defining Gravity - Give it a Rest!!!

    As usual the scientific explanations are all totally off the wall; nothing but whimsical flights of imagination by delusional pseudo-intellectual kooks who base their pretentious propositions on foundations of their own fatuous utopian conceptions.

    The most accurate answer can be found at the source noted below.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512/print/
     
    Last edited: Mar 2, 2006
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  3. Mar 2, 2006 #2

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    What i like about that theory is that requires no evidence, observations, deductions... I have felt that, in my times of thinking about hard problems, it would be best to just give up. So you can see why i totally support "Intelligent Falling". I think it's great. Finally, the mistery of gravity is solved and i don't have to think about anymore. Sweet, what will i do with my time.
     
  4. Mar 2, 2006 #3
    I like how these idiots are replacing the theory of gravity, which they call flawed, by their own theory which is just as ambiguous. :rolleyes: :rofl:

    Kansas must have a state full of idiots.
     
  5. Mar 2, 2006 #4

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    You know it's a joke, right cyrus? :uhh:

    - Warren
     
  6. Mar 2, 2006 #5
    :rofl: It is? D'OH! :blushing:
     
  7. Mar 2, 2006 #6

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    :rofl: Yep, The Onion is known for satire. :biggrin:
     
  8. Mar 2, 2006 #7
    I never heard about it.......................grrrr :grumpy:
     
  9. Mar 2, 2006 #8
    Despite the headway this new theory makes it has a fatal flaw: it is misnamed. Since God is pushing everything down it ought to be called Intelligent Pushing.
     
  10. Mar 3, 2006 #9

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    Gravity doesn't exist. The earth really sucks!

    Zz.
     
  11. Mar 3, 2006 #10

    Chi Meson

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    Is Gillwill a joke? Who is he/she really?
     
  12. Mar 3, 2006 #11
    Whoever he/she is, I think he/she just copied this thread from another forum. I saw it somewhere a few days ago.
     
  13. Mar 3, 2006 #12

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    This was brought up here a while back.

    The onion is pretty funny.

    What's the phrase from Wayne's World???? FISHED IN!!! FISHED IN!!!
     
  14. Mar 3, 2006 #13
    wow, thanks to you i've been reading the onion for the past 4 hours, i'm gonna get fired here!
     
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