Everyone is so quality around here

[Evo]

Ok, don't delete me (at least not yet), I just have a question. Does that mean that NO ONE will be able to even mention anything about their sex life/m*******tion?

If it's brought up as a biological topic, I believe you can post it in the biology forum. If it's just adolescent nonsense, it will be deleted.

A famous member was recently banned for repeatedly creating sex related threads. We're trying to raise the bar here. That doesn't mean discussions regarding sex aren't allowed.

I think if you remember the posts you've made that have been deleted, you will get a feel for what is acceptable here and what isn't. There are forums on the internet where you can post stuff like that to your heart's content, this isn't one of them.

 

[Moonbear]

Ok, don't delete me (at least not yet), I just have a question. Does that mean that NO ONE will be able to even mention anything about their sex life/m*******tion? Oh, and if I didn't want you to know that I'm that same person, you probably wouldn't have.

If you are having difficulty understanding where the line is drawn between mature adult conversation and lewdness, I can offer you some advice from what I've seen on the board that is allowed and what gets deleted.

First, any discussion about topics that are illegal are off limits (such as child pornography) unless you wish to have an academic discussion on its illegality in the politics or ethics subforums.

Second, we really don't want to hear about anyone's personal sex life here (the exception is you can complain that you don't have one). When we discuss the topic of sex, it isn't about sharing personal details.

If you think you'd be likely to get slapped in the face if you asked a stranger in person about something, it isn't appropriate to ask here either.

Photos and links to sites with such photos are not allowed.

There are ways of having some fun and joking about topics that we recognize are normal behaviors of adults without being crass and crude about it. One sign of maturity is learning where that line exists. If you've been having your posts deleted and have been getting banned over it, you've crossed that line.

Regarding masturbation, we had a very scientific discussion about it in the biology section, we recognize that this is something people do, but again, we don't want to hear any personal details about it, or get too graphic about the process.

If you're serious about wanting a second (or 3rd or 10th) chance here, maybe you'd be better off just avoiding those topics if you're not sure of how to know if you've crossed that line between appropriate and indecent. Keep it PG-13.

The rest of us know that if we post something that goes beyond what the board management considers acceptable, they'll delete or edit it, and we won't be upset by it. We'll just know for the future that we went too far and not repeat that mistake. I know people don't get banned for making just one mistake, so you're not learning from your mistakes. I saw one of your deleted responses to Evo for one of the other deleted threads (I was quick before she got it deleted)...it wasn't a mature response and was offensive in many ways, and not just to Evo. If you are uncertain about board rules, use the PM feature and ask the mentors for help understanding what you did wrong and you'll go a lot further than if you insult them on the forum for enforcing board rules (insulting them via PM won't help either).

 

[franznietzsche]

(the exception is you can complain that you don't have one).

Or in Tribdog's case, complain that you do

 

[quantumdude]

Tom, in case you haven't realized, I AM THAT VERY SAME ORGAZMO (also iodmys, James Dean, anonymous299792458, iodmys101), just got a different user name now.

DUH!

Why do you think I named that one username out of over 16,000?

 

[BobG]

That's one well fed cat,huh?? Hopefully she's still slender enough to chase down and slay the mouse...

Daniel.

I think you just called Evo fat! And even when you know she's itching to try out that new BAN button! Now you have to write "Evo is slender and beautiful" 1000 times in permanent marker on your forehead! (Hint, write small.)

I think you just called dextercioby a pinhead! You know darn well he could write "Evo is slender and beautiful" at least a 1000 times on his forehead.

 

[Artman]

DUH!

Why do you think I named that one username out of over 16,000?

I knew you had him pegged, Tom.

 

[Moonbear]

DUH!

Why do you think I named that one username out of over 16,000?

You know how kids are; they always think they've outsmarted the adults when they get handed a little more rope.

He may be having fun playing cat and mouse with the mentors, but will eventually learn that if you play that game long enough, the cat always wins. Let's hope he's seen the light and is ready to reform before being banned again.

 

[enigma]

Oh, and if I didn't want you to know that I'm that same person, you probably wouldn't have.

That's why we know which accounts, out of the dozen or so people who sign up daily, belong to you and keep banning them... yep... that's the ticket.

 

[Live Fast Die Young]

DUH!

Why do you think I named that one username out of over 16,000?

Of course I was suspecting that you knew who I am. I mean, one of my former names was James Dean, and this time it was (still is) Live Fast Die Young!

 

[Live Fast Die Young]

You know how kids are; they always think they've outsmarted the adults when they get handed a little more rope.

He may be having fun playing cat and mouse with the mentors, but will eventually learn that if you play that game long enough, the cat always wins. Let's hope he's seen the light and is ready to reform before being banned again.

Nope, click here:
http://www.exn.ca/forum/login.asp?target=default.asp
That forum ain't accepting new memeber after my posts (which were much much worse than anything I've ever posted on this forum). So I seem to have won that time.

 

[Live Fast Die Young]

That's why we know which accounts, out of the dozen or so people who sign up daily, belong to you and keep banning them... yep... that's the ticket.

Keep banning my accounts? My only accounts (as far as I remember) are: iodmys, iodmys101, anonymous299792458, orgazmo101, James Dean, and Live Fast Die Young. I believe all of them except the last one were banned on the same day. Also, how could you possibly know which accounts belong to me? It's not like I post from the same ip all the time...
Just admit it, if I REALLY didn't want you to know that I'm that same person, there would be no way that you'd know that.

 

[enigma]

Nope, click here:
http://www.exn.ca/forum/login.asp?target=default.asp
That forum ain't accepting new memeber after my posts (which were much much worse than anything I've ever posted on this forum). So I seem to have won that time.

Well congratulations.

I'm sure your parents must be so proud of you. What was the prize for "winning", if you don't mind me asking?

Being a pest is such a misunderstood profession, but it is so very rewarding in the long run. And you have the gall to yell about how "mean" we are.

You're not the first pest we've dealt with. You won't be the last. It takes us about 2 mouseclicks to ban a user. Compare that with you having to register for a new email account, register a new user, and then post more garbage. Yeah. You're a "winner" alright.

 

[Moonbear]

Nope, click here:
http://www.exn.ca/forum/login.asp?target=default.asp
That forum ain't accepting new memeber after my posts (which were much much worse than anything I've ever posted on this forum). So I seem to have won that time.

So that's the game you're playing? When you die, will you donate your body to science? I really want to find out what makes someone like you tick.

 

[Live Fast Die Young]

If it's brought up as a biological topic, I believe you can post it in the biology forum. If it's just adolescent nonsense, it will be deleted..

I bet if I bring it up, even as a biological topic, I'll get deleted in no time.

I think if you remember the posts you've made that have been deleted, you will get a feel for what is acceptable here and what isn't. There are forums on the internet where you can post stuff like that to your heart's content, this isn't one of them.

Ok, so it seems that ASKING about it is not appropriate. On the other hand, posting a reply in which you state that you do it, IS (as other members have demostrated).

 

[enigma]

It's not like I post from the same ip all the time...
Just admit it, if I REALLY didn't want you to know that I'm that same person, there would be no way that you'd know that.

Actually, according to the records which anyone of our mentors can access, you don't use too many IPs. In fact, all of the users you listed except orgazmo101 (which is linked to both iodmys and anonymous299792458 on a different IP) shows up using one in particular.

I think you need to practice your kung-fu a little more...

 

[Live Fast Die Young]

Well congratulations.

I'm sure your parents must be so proud of you. What was the prize for "winning", if you don't mind me asking?

Being a pest is such a misunderstood profession, but it is so very rewarding in the long run. And you have the gall to yell about how "mean" we are.

You're not the first pest we've dealt with. You won't be the last. It takes us about 2 mouseclicks to ban a user. Compare that with you having to register for a new email account, register a new user, and then post more garbage. Yeah. You're a "winner" alright.

Well, that forum was easy prey. They didn't have any mods, just one admin. Crippling this forum obviously requires much more resources than I possess. If I win the lottery, you'd no longer exist and there'd be a porn site at www.physicsforums.com

Prize? Just personal satisfaction.

 

[Live Fast Die Young]

Actually, according to the records which anyone of our mentors can access, you don't use too many IPs. In fact, all of the users you listed except orgazmo101 (which is linked to both iodmys and anonymous299792458 on a different IP) shows up using one in particular.

I think you need to practice your kung-fu a little more...

That's just not possible. Live Fast Die Young must certainly show up on a different IP.

 

[enigma]

That's just not possible. Live Fast Die Young must certainly show up on a different IP.

Nope. Sorry.

Shows up with James Dean, iodmys101, iodmys and anonymous299792458

anonymous299792458, iodmys and orgazmo101 also show up together.

All are also IPs belonging to verizon.net.

Maybe we should just report you to abuse@verizon.net. I'm sure your parents would be THRILLED to find out what you're doing instead of homework.

 

[Live Fast Die Young]

So that's the game you're playing? When you die, will you donate your body to science? I really want to find out what makes someone like you tick.

What makes me tick? Probably boredom and the need for attention. I was expelled from 6th grade for a bomb threat (the school was happy to get rid of me after all the other stuff I've done there). Donate my body to science? Probably not. I try not to think about death anyway. Which reminds me... (PLEASE don't ban me for this, I'm just trying to give you a better idea of who I am). There's been some talk about the cat and mouse game in this thread. Well, when I was about 11 years old, I played that game. And guess what? It wasn't the mouse (me) that wound up dead. Actually, it was sort of an accident. I was "just" torturing it (kicking, punching, stragling), and it died while hanging on one of my computer wires.

 

[Live Fast Die Young]

Nope. Sorry.

Shows up with James Dean, iodmys101, iodmys and anonymous299792458

anonymous299792458, iodmys and orgazmo101 also show up together.

All are also IPs belonging to verizon.net.

Maybe we should just report you to abuse@verizon.net. I'm sure your parents would be THRILLED to find out what you're doing instead of homework.

My parents? My dad lives in ANOTHER COUNTRY, and I'm almost an adult anyway. No, all IPs can't belong to verizon.net, at least one of them has to belong to someone else (the local university).

 

[enigma]

My parents? My dad lives in ANOTHER COUNTRY, and I'm almost an adult anyway.

Legally maybe.

 

[Live Fast Die Young]

Legally maybe.

maybe...

Apparently, the above message is too short, and I'm supposed to lengthen it to at least 10 characters...

 

[Moonbear]

What makes me tick? Probably boredom and the need for attention.

Then go out and do something productive. There's no excuse for being bored. And being bored is no excuse for being a disruptive nuisance. Get a job.

I was expelled from 6th grade for a bomb threat (the school was happy to get rid of me after all the other stuff I've done there).
Donate my body to science? Probably not. I try not to think about death anyway.

Well, just donate your brain. I don't have much use for the rest of your body, but you'd make me quite rich if I could find out what makes you tick differently from the other kids.

Which reminds me... (PLEASE don't ban me for this, I'm just trying to give you a better idea of who I am). There's been some talk about the cat and mouse game in this thread. Well, when I was about 11 years old, I played that game. And guess what? It wasn't the mouse (me) that wound up dead. Actually, it was sort of an accident. I was "just" torturing it (kicking, punching, stragling), and it died while hanging on one of my computer wires.

Maybe enigma should report you, force your parents to wake up and smell the coffee. Just do us all a favor and don't ever have children. We don't need you abusing them like you abused your cat. My crystal ball shows prison time in your future. Any interest in proving research wrong and cleaning up your act?

 

[Live Fast Die Young]

Maybe enigma should report you, force your parents to wake up and smell the coffee. Just do us all a favor and don't ever have children. We don't need you abusing them like you abused your cat. My crystal ball shows prison time in your future. Any interest in proving research wrong and cleaning up your act?

I told you, I'm almost an adult (legally). The research is probably wrong, as I don't plan to abuse my children. More cats? Maybe... I mean, seriously, I've got this urge to um... do some horrible thing to a cat. Now, that doesn't mean that I will actually go out and do it, but... I've also been thinking a lot about brutally torturing women whom I know... Again, that doesn't mean that I'm just going to go out there and actually do any of the stuff that I've been thinking about... Did I mention that I've thought about suicide quite a bit?

 

[Moonbear]

I told you, I'm almost an adult (legally).

Glad you put in your own qualifier this time.

 

[franznietzsche]

Nope, click here:
http://www.exn.ca/forum/login.asp?target=default.asp
That forum ain't accepting new memeber after my posts (which were much much worse than anything I've ever posted on this forum). So I seem to have won that time.

what is your ISP?

Or your IP, either will suit my purposes.

 

[brewnog]

Did I mention that I've thought about suicide quite a bit?

Bless! Aren't you sweet!

 

[franznietzsche]

All are also IPs belonging to verizon.net.

Well that answers my question, unfortunately i use them, so that's out of the question.

Any chance i can ged mentor powers and exterminate the pest?

*I know i won't, I'm just fantasizing here*

 

[quantumdude]

My parents? My dad lives in ANOTHER COUNTRY, and I'm almost an adult anyway. No, all IPs can't belong to verizon.net, at least one of them has to belong to someone else (the local university).

Yes, there are 2. But when we click on "check IP address", all of your IPs show up. Furthermore, the system cross-references your IP with those of all the other members and we see right away who all has the same one.

Now, both your home and school IP addresses are logged with us. You're just leaving your muddy little fingerprints all over the place, aren't you?

 

[franznietzsche]

I told you, I'm almost an adult (legally). The research is probably wrong, as I don't plan to abuse my children. More cats? Maybe... I mean, seriously, I've got this urge to um... do some horrible thing to a cat. Now, that doesn't mean that I will actually go out and do it, but... I've also been thinking a lot about brutally torturing women whom I know... Again, that doesn't mean that I'm just going to go out there and actually do any of the stuff that I've been thinking about... Did I mention that I've thought about suicide quite a bit?

he doesn't plan to abuse his children. Most priests and other child abusers didn't either.

Really, please make me a mentor for five minutes so i can exterminate him from the internet permanently. please?

*still just fantasizing*