Friend of Evo's Lands $600k Modeling Gig on Popular Game Show!

[Evo]

Most Americans know of this game show hosted by Howie Mandel. A friend of the Child of Evo's has just signed a contract to be one of the models that opens a briefcase and supposedly she will get paid $600,000.00. That's just sick.

 

[wolram]

I hate all game shows, one of the reasons i do not have a TV, as you say $600,000 is sick
but that is what TV has come to.

 

[Cyrus]

No Deal!

 

[Evo]

No Deal!

But would you date her?

 

[rewebster]

To earn that much she must have some experience, and know the physics of how those specific cases open

 

[turbo]

Most Americans know of this game show hosted by Howie Mandel. A friend of the Child of Evo's has just signed a contract to be one of the models that opens a briefcase and supposedly she will get paid $600,000.00. That's just sick.

I would sign a contact to do that! What's wrong with that?? (besides the little niggling complication that most of the US would be really pissed to see an average-looking 55-year-old guy up there ready to open a briefcase?) I would like to have a little more clothing on than the ladies, though.

 

[fileen]

I gave my TV away when I discovered that people can get married to complete strangers on those game shows.

 

[lisab]

I would sign a contact to do that! What's wrong with that?? (besides the little niggling complication that most of the US would be really pissed to see an average-looking 55-year-old guy up there ready to open a briefcase?)

I'm with you, Turbo! I would SO open suitcases for $600,000!

So, Evo, is this girl at all...smart?

 

[rewebster]

That's just sick.

I'm sure your daughter's friend who got the job is thinking the same thing

 

[Beeza]

But would you date her?

What's her #?

 

[Hurkyl]

this game show

I don't think this counts as a game show.

 

[turbo]

I'm with you, Turbo! I would SO open suitcases for $600,000!

So, Evo, is this girl at all...smart?

I know, lisab!. There are a lot of things that I wouldn't do for $600,000, but opening a briefcase a few times a week while grinning like a fox eating $hit off a wire brush isn't one of them.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

There are a lot of things that I wouldn't do for $600,000, but opening a briefcase a few times a week while grinning like a fox eating $hit off a wire brush isn't one of them.

And you would probably look pretty good in an evening gown!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Actually, that is a reeeeally scary thought. [shudders]

 

[turbo]

And you would probably look pretty good in an evening gown!

You stop that! I'm killer in a cocktail dress and heels, but evening gowns don't do anything for me!

 

[rewebster]

evo, are you saying that you WOULDN'T do it?

 

[Poop-Loops]

A friend of the Child of Evo's has just signed a contract to be one of the models that opens a briefcase and supposedly she will get paid $600,000.00. That's just sick.

My prediction:

Game show gets boring in a few months maybe a year or so and gets canceled. $600k to open brief cases turns into $600 and some crack to do porn.

 

[Evo]

So, Evo, is this girl at all...smart?

Uhm, yeah, a rocket scientist.

 

[Cyrus]

But would you date her?

What does she look like?

 

[lisab]

The thing about Deal or No Deal that's interesting to me: The game goes on until it's down to a battle between the contestant's intellectual brain, and their reptile brain. The intellectual brain says, "Stop now! Take the offer - it's $150,000 of FREE MONEY!"

And the reptile brain hisses, "Noooo, there'sssss a one-in-ssssssseven chancccce you could get $400,000! Don't ssssssstop now!"

And the person always listens to their reptile brain. And they wind up with a couple thousand dollars.

 

[Evo]

What does she look like?

http://www.nbc.com/Deal_or_No_Deal/models/

 

[Cyrus]

Which one is she?

(Crossing fingers, don't be blonde, don't be blonde, don't be blonde)

 

[Evo]

Which one is she?

She's new, not on tv yet.

 

[Evo]

evo, are you saying that you WOULDN'T do it?

Hell yeah I would do it. When I was offered modeling contracts they actually required work and weren't that lucrative.

Love it, the Child of Evo goes "well, you missed that chance".

 

[Astronuc]

Most Americans know of this game show hosted by Howie Mandel. A friend of the Child of Evo's has just signed a contract to be one of the models that opens a briefcase and supposedly she will get paid $600,000.00. That's just sick.

I'm obviously out of touch with reality here, and I'm certainly missing something, but what's the deal with the brief case?

Or is this basically some girl gets paid $600 K because she looks pretty?

 

[Poop-Loops]

Or is this basically some girl gets paid $600 K because she looks pretty?

Bingo. She stands on stage and opens a brief case when someone calls out the number she is holding. That's it.

 

[Evo]

The thing about Deal or No Deal that's interesting to me: The game goes on until it's down to a battle between the contestant's intellectual brain, and their reptile brain. The intellectual brain says, "Stop now! Take the offer - it's $150,000 of FREE MONEY!"

And the reptile brain hisses, "Noooo, there'sssss a one-in-ssssssseven chancccce you could get $400,000! Don't ssssssstop now!"

And the person always listens to their reptile brain. And they wind up with a couple thousand dollars.

I KNOW! Why don't they just call it GREED?? Oh yeah, there was a show called Greed. I loved it.

All this show is about is how much people will risk for greed.

 

[Astronuc]

http://www.nbc.com/Deal_or_No_Deal/models/

None of those girls even come close to this lady!

 

[mattmns]

Deal: I'd wear a small tight dress and open briefcases for 600,000 a year

 

[Evo]

Deal: I'd wear a small tight dress and open briefcases for 600,000 a year

You guys are shameless, but you're smart.