Kids are also fascinated by poop.
Why Poop is Brown
by Vera Lynn
Introduction
My poop is brown, even when I don't eat brown food. When I mix my finger paints all together, they turn brown.
I think my poop is brown, because my food gets mixed up inside me.
Experiment: Have finger paints of different colors available, and mix them, showing different resulting colors. In then end, have the children mix all the colors together.
Background:
In the summer of 1984, my mother and I were tasked with baby sitting my 5 nieces and nephews. Mother, being about 60, was not up to the task, so I took charge. I presented them with an old piece of scrap wood wall paneling, 8 containers of fluorescent paint, and a paintbrush for each one. Each child created a beautiful image, until, my two eldest nieces, discovered that when you mix the colors together, something magical happened. One screamed out; "It's poop!". Which prompted the other niece to do the experiment, which prompted her to scream out; "Yes! It makes poop!". At this point, they decided to turn everyones drawing into poop, which make my nephew cry, so I terminated the experiment, and made the poop-meisters sign the resulting masterpiece.
It still hangs on my bedroom wall.
ps.
Crystal & Kelly were both 5.
Michael was 7, and was obviously very upset that his relatives were still obsessed with poop.
I probably would have cried too. It's sad when people don't grow up.
pps.
If you're upset that her conclusion is wrong, remember this:
Just this past year, I discovered that "Purple" is not a spectral color, but a construct, of our minds.
And in the last month, I discovered that "potential energy ≠ mgh". It's a lie!