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This thread invites members to share and discuss humorous or insightful one-liners from Physics Forums, highlighting wit and cleverness in responses related to various topics in physics, mathematics, and science in general. The scope includes pithy remarks, humorous exchanges, and notable quotes from members, as well as some commentary on broader themes in science and reasoning.

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Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share one-liners that reflect humor in scientific discussions, such as comments on relativity and the limitations of crayons.
  • One participant notes the irony in the assertion that "thinking outside the box" requires understanding what is inside it.
  • Another humorous remark discusses the absurdity of "table/pillow duality" in relation to everyday objects.
  • A quote from a departed member emphasizes that interesting scientific questions often arise amidst conflicting ideas.
  • Several participants share humorous takes on homeopathy, including a quip about overdosing on homeopathic medication.
  • One exchange humorously highlights the redundancy of stating that wood is as strong as wood.
  • A participant reflects on the challenges of estimating forces in a humorous context, suggesting a light-hearted take on serious topics.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share humorous observations and witty remarks, but there is no consensus on the validity or implications of the statements made, particularly regarding homeopathy and scientific reasoning.

Contextual Notes

Some remarks may rely on specific contexts or definitions that are not fully explored, such as the nature of homeopathic remedies and their purported effects. Additionally, the humor in some exchanges may depend on shared knowledge of prior discussions or scientific concepts.

  • #511
hmmm27 said:
I haven't read The Hobbit either, though I imagine it's a comparitively easy read.
I was exposed to "The Hobbit" in year 9 high school English class. It was one of the prescribed literature textbooks, but our teacher refused to teach anything about it. She thought it was nonsense -- far beneath her. (Tbh, I didn't like her much at all. A literature teacher who doesn't comprehend the achievements of J.R.R. Tolkien?? Sheesh.)

"The Hobbit" is interesting in that the writing starts off with a rather childish tone -- well below year 9, I'd have thought. Not to mention the silly poems/songs.

Then the tone soon becomes more mature as the chapters advance.
 
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  • #512
I took a speed reading class and then was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes.

It's about Russia.

That was Woody Allen.
 
  • #513
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to self-report, but this is from a PM discussion with a couple members after they wasted a fair amount of time and effort trying to help a user in the EE forum who mainly seemed clueless about their AC Mains project they kept asking about, but turned out to have ulterior motives...

berkeman said:
Yeah, very sorry about that, what a waste of our time and effort. He was a help vampire and hacker hidden in clueless sheep's clothing. (That might be a record for mixing metaphors...) :smile:
 
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  • #514
Hacker hidden in clueless sheep's clothing? Maybe he's just not the sharpest cookie in the jar.
 
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  • #515
Vanadium 50 said:
Hacker hidden in clueless sheep's clothing? Maybe he's just not the sharpest cookie in the jar.
Doh! :smile:
 
  • #516
Link limited to a select group !

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  • #517
BvU said:
Link limited to a select group !
Yes, it's from a PM conversation. :smile:
 
  • #518
Or...you can lead a gift horse to water but you can't look in his mouth.
 
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  • #519
I always thought the gifted horses were the ones stomping out answers to arithmetic questions...
 
  • #520
gmax137 said:
I always thought the gifted horses were the ones stomping out answers to arithmetic questions...
They could also just be horses given to someone.
 
  • #521
gmax137 said:
I always thought the gifted horses were the ones stomping out answers to arithmetic questions...
HorseGPT.
 
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  • #522
Vanadium 50 said:
HorseGPT.
ChatGPY and horses have one thing in common, at least: they both produce a lot of hotses.h...er...manure.
 
  • #523
Vanadium 50 said:
HorseGPT.
That could be a winner. People like animals. Could CatGPT lie ahead?

I kind of like the idea of ChatLSD but that might get old fast. Then again, maybe not.
 
  • #524
CatGPT would just ignore your questions.

Edit: This got me to thinking about Googling it and it turns out that CatGPT exists - https://cat-gpt.com
 
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  • #525
Hornbein said:
Could CatGPT lie ahead?
We already have it in French. :-p
 
  • #526
jack action said:
We already have it in French. :-p
Well dang. I've had this happen before. Last time it was Apocalypso. Someday soon anything you can imagine will already be there. Then what?

A ChatLSD search turned up the Charles Schwab brokerage. Who knew?

There was a ChatLSD on Instagram that has been removed.
 
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  • #527
Hornbein said:
Who knew?
Timothy Leary?
 
  • #528
PeroK said:
This process of continually updating one's knowledge of a subject is called learning. It's the opposite of religiously adhering to an established view in the face of evidence to the contrary.
 
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  • #529
pbuk said:
... if only there were some way of searching for information on the internet :wink:
This deserves to be in this thread in its own right, yeah?
 
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  • #530
PeroK said
This process of continually updating one's knowledge of a subject is called learning. It's the opposite of religiously adhering to an established view in the face of evidence to the contrary.
I might borrow this one, if you don't mind.

-Dan
 
  • #531
Swamp Thing said:
This deserves to be in this thread in its own right, yeah?
That was my complaint about the title "Breaking bad."
 
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  • #533
In a discussion about a woman who had 69 children from 27 pregnancies (all multiple births):
BillTre said:
27 x .75 = 20.25 years
That so much more reasonable.
Very fertile, but also efficient.
 
  • #534
About questionable results in a new paper:

Vanadium 50 said:
At least it puts the woo in woo hoo.

:smile:
 
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  • #535
When trying to help an EE student with analyzing fairly simple circuits, and they keep trying to use SPICE to guide their learning...

DaveE said:
You'll learn a lot more about electronics if you solve simple circuits with math before you simulate them. Simulations only give you answers, not reasons.
 
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  • #536
russ_watters said:
As a rule of thumb, when the first thing someone tells you is that their invention isn't a perpetual motion machine (before you can even think to ask), that means it's a perpetual motion machine.
 
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  • #537
That sounds like a conversation that could go on forever.
 
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  • #538
gleem said:
There is no universal Least Action path to happiness.
 
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  • #539
This one is way over my head... :smile:

Vanadium 50 said:
The fact that you can buy an oven mitt at all is proof of quantum mechanics.
 
  • #540
There is an explanation in that thread.
 
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