How Can Science and Math Help You Get a Date?

[HeLiXe]

ur what? I don't get it even after counting the stars.

 

[AnTiFreeze3]

ur what? I don't get it even after counting the stars.

There's a certain variation in length with the aforementioned body part, depending on outside stimuli... hence the "rate of change."

It was a very forthright joke.

 

[HeLiXe]

It was a very forthright joke.

Without your explanation I totally would not have understood it. >_<

 

[AnTiFreeze3]

Without your explanation I totally would not have understood it. >_<

Well, by forthright, I meant that, if you were a girl, you would basically have a guy asking you to measure his penis.

 

[HeLiXe]

*vomits*

 

[kevinferreira]

If you come with me I'll defy the laws of nature so that you won't see any length contraction when we get to higher speed...

Lame.

 

[HeLiXe]

That was a hell of a lot better than the last one lol

 

[Nikitin]

"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

oh my god.. kill me please

:p

 

[WannabeNewton]

Babe, you're the delta to my epsilon. >.<

 

[HeLiXe]

awwwww <3 that is so sweet!

 

[jhae2.718]

Babe, you're the delta to my epsilon. >.<

I'm pretty sure \varepsilon is also the probability that any of these would actually work.

 

[Digitalism]

 

[AnTiFreeze3]

Hey baby, you ever take a course on differential equations?

Take off your clothes.

 

[HeLiXe]

lolololz...earthlings

 

[ChaosLokoInc]

You're more curved than spacetime in the presence of a 10^23 kilogram mass

 

[BobG]

You're more curved than spacetime in the presence of a 10^23 kilogram mass

Are you insulting her mom?

Hmmm. That's actually an interesting strategy that plays on the tension that often seems to exist between mother-daughter.

 

[jim hardy]

Bolero? Too invariant, almost monotonic. Have you tried 1812 Overture ?

 

[nuuskur]

Bolero? Too invariant, almost monotonic. Have you tried 1812 Overture ?

I like Bolero, it has its own charm :P

 

[jim hardy]

The ballerina for whom Ravel wrote Bolero...

10+

 

[256bits]

wow you guys are so cool i wish i had the nerve to go and use my chemistry chat up lines on girls. i find chloroform better.

Yeah. It puts you to sleep so you don't have to worry about all the hassle of meeting someone and trying to chat them up.

 

[cpscdave]

A friend sent me this... Yay friends...

 

[Linalines]

I always prefer the following math pick up lines:
Hey girl, you must be asking me to evaluate the area under a curve for an unbounded region of x, because my integral’s not the only thing that wants to get improper.

Hey baby, hopefully you don’t think I am being obtuse, but you sure are acute. I bet if we got together it would be pretty complementary.

Hey girl are you 1/x because you’re the rate of change of my natural log.

Girl, you must be the corresponding y in the codomain of an argument x in a one to one function, because you’re unique.

Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

If i’m sin^2, then you must be Cos^2, because together we are one~

 

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