When you'll stop posting on this forum , we will know you are dead. We will mourn you for a day, then we will get over it and continue the fun. And you know what ? You are too preoccupied with death.And, it has to be reliable. If it's wiping my hard drive once a week, I'm going to get very irate.
(I totally stole this idea from another forum, by the way, but it actually would be a good idea.)