Is He the Right Match for Evo?

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The discussion revolves around the humorous and light-hearted quest to find a suitable partner for a member named Evo, who is described as needing a man to help with various domestic challenges and her energetic dog. Participants express their interest in Evo, highlighting traits such as humor, intelligence, and compatibility over physical appearance. The thread is filled with playful banter, with many contributors joking about their qualifications and the absurdity of the situation. There are references to potential candidates, with some expressing their admiration for Evo and others humorously disqualifying themselves. The tone remains jovial, with frequent mentions of wedding plans and the comedic notion of a "shotgun wedding." Overall, the thread showcases a community's camaraderie and affection for Evo, while also engaging in witty exchanges about relationships and personal attributes.
  • #121
tumor said:
Evo ? who is the ONE and ONLY ?

Hold on there big fella. We have a month or so, to quote Tsu. I'll need at least a week to thaw out my woo before I pitch it because it's been so long since it was last used. On second thought, it might not take that long because it's up to 66F outside today.

Gotta love those Texas winters.
 
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  • #122
Echo 6 Sierra said:
Hold on there big fella. We have a month or so, to quote Tsu. I'll need at least a week to thaw out my woo before I pitch it because it's been so long since it was last used. On second thought, it might not take that long because it's up to 66F outside today.

Gotta love those Texas winters.

How'd you like that White Christmas this year? I assume it snowed in Austin on Christmas Eve.

Maybe you could put on your 10-gallon hat, ride your white horse up to Miss Evo's door, and sweep her off her feet. I don't think she'd mind that at all. :biggrin:
 
  • #123
No snow here but my friends down south got either 6 or 13 inches of snow depending on what part of the coast they lived at. Imagine, snow on the beach in Texas!

As far as the second part of your post...giddy-up! :wink:
 
  • #124
I got an inch at most with most of it melting as soon as it hit the ground. What's unbelievable is that galveston got 4 inches.
 
  • #125
With this earthquake, tsunami and now snow down inTexas all this stuff gives me shivers,is this the beginning of the end?
 
  • #126
I reckon Tsu ... after the sex change operation. :devil:
 
  • #127
Nereid said:
I reckon Tsu ... after the sex change operation. :devil:
:confused: :confused:
 
  • #128
tribdog said:
When I was with my ex she was almost 20 years older than me. lol, plus she looks old for her age and I look young for mine. Everyone thought I was her son and it used to make her cry. I would say "you aren't old enough to be my mom, you just look like it."

Good thing I'm younger than you! Unless your mom has had tons of plastic surgery and looks 20-something, if you ever say that to me, I'll have to sneak in and create fake fingernails on you in your sleep and hide the acetone (then again, you're now the manicure expert of the two of us).

Evo, wow! I don't check in for about a day, and suddenly there are 7 or 8 pages of messages about finding you a boyfriend. Do you want one slightly used one with two fake fingernails? I'll give you a good deal! Since you don't leave home much, you can keep a better eye on him than I seem to be able to do. The moment I turn my back, he starts getting into messes. :biggrin:
 
  • #129
Are you prone to floccinaucinihilipilification?
 
  • #130
Does he come with a free ipod?
 
  • #131
Just a minute:

Why am I the ideal man for Evo (and her daughter by the way)?

*Pros:
i) I always help my mother at the kitchen.

ii) I make my bed everymorning.

iii) I always say pretty things to my female friends.

iv) I never want to have an argument about stupid things.

v) I always listen carefully to women's words.

vi) I try to be polite and handsome with women everytime.

vii) I always change the roll of paper at the toilet when it is empty.

viii) I always let all women take advantage of me (why am I so silly?)

ix) I am 22, so I have the force of a young stallion (everywhere).

*Cons:

i) very few women have realized about my advantages (WHY?)

ii) In fact there are no cons.

I waiting just here. You're both (you and your daughter) invited to lunch at my home. Taking into account I live with my parents, you Evo could convince them to go for a walk and let me alone with your daughter... :!) :cool: :wink:
 
  • #132
No wonder you are still single Clausius2, you are too good.
 
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  • #133
The problem is I always like the girls who have a boyfriend yet. So that, I collect negatives on this.

Here's me (attached).

So am I a serious candidate?

Maybe I will be studing at UCSD (if I am admited) next year if I finish Mech Engineering in July. So that, baby, you are going to waste a genial opportunity of you don't let me to visit you. :wink:
 

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  • #134
are you kidding? I'm checking IDs at the door. I'm not letting you through, sorry. Go outside and play.
NEXT!
 
  • #135
Clausius2 said:
You're both (you and your daughter) invited to lunch at my home. Taking into account I live with my parents, you Evo could convince them to go for a walk and let me alone with your daughter... :!) :cool: :wink:

That's the worst pickup line ever!

I guess that's one candidate eliminated.
 
  • #136
When do we get to find out who the lucky guy is then?
 
  • #137
Clausius2 a.k.a. The Latin Lover ?

LoL
 
  • #138
BobG said:
That's the worst pickup line ever!

I guess that's one candidate eliminated.

..which means less competition :-p.
 
  • #139
Well, a bit of sincerity is necessary some times. But I love mature women too (I don't mean Evo is too old :rolleyes: I think I have been eliminated right now indeed... :smile: ), I mean, an expertise woman can teach unbelievable ways of doing some things... :!) o:)

Migui, I'm not a Latin Lover, I am


EL MACHO IBÉRICO!
:smile: :smile:
 
  • #140
BobG said:
That's the worst pickup line ever!

I guess that's one candidate eliminated.

Agreed. Absolutely horrible, Clausius. You're out.
 
  • #141
http://carboninside.com/evilBob.JPG

BOb you evil mofo give the dude a chance

Besides Evo could benefit from a MechE around the house.. maybe he'll design and install a biometric door opener for her so that she doesn't have to run around butt naked in the cold with her keys locked inside :-p
 
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  • #142
cronxeh said:
Besides Evo could benefit from a MechE around the house.. maybe he'll design and install a biometric door opener for her so that she doesn't have to run around butt naked in the cold with her keys locked inside :-p
Good point. :redface:
 
  • #143
Hey I am a mechanic! Or to get it right, a light vehicle diagnostics technician for the Daimler Chrysler corporation. Not a bad title for a grease monkey!
 
  • #144
Why don't we make some kind of poll on who is going to be the lucky guy or maybe girl?
 
  • #145
I think each candidate should be given a challenge. For example, hang from a tree for 24 hours while suspended with fishhooks, or swim across a raging river while carrying 200 LBS of weights, or cross the sahara desert barefoot, with no food or water, and blindfolded. In other words, prove your manhood in the traditional sense. The winner gets to continue begging! :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #146
That is a good idea Ivan S. ! Physicall challenge ( unlike mental one :redface: ) is OK with me, I'm going to kick ass.You guys might as well give up while you still can.
But let's usk first our Miss Evo what she wants us to do?
Evo, are you there?hello..
 
  • #147
I think it should be a combination of physical and mental tests.

Perhaps a frozen brussel sprout trebuchet competition for starters. :biggrin:
 
  • #148
Ivan Seeking said:
I think each candidate should be given a challenge. For example, hang from a tree for 24 hours while suspended with fishhooks, or swim across a raging river while carrying 200 LBS of weights, or cross the sahara desert barefoot, with no food or water, and blindfolded. In other words, prove your manhood in the traditional sense. The winner gets to continue begging! :smile: :smile: :smile:

That sounds a bit like the "tests" my step-father had to go through before my mom married him. There were retaining walls to be built, concrete to be poured, bricks to be moved. I met my first boyfriend about the same time and he failed mom's tests...he toppled the stack of bricks he was supposed to creating (I can't even remember where the bricks came from, what they were supposed to be used for, or why we had to stack them...I'm pretty sure there was no purpose other than to test the boyfriends). I had to break up with him when he couldn't even stack bricks properly. I'm afraid to put tribdog through those tests though. I think he might wind up under the pile of bricks or electrocuted or burned to a crisp. I have to think about this, because serious boyfriends must pass tests of physical strength (the more recent ones have had to help me move furniture up fire escapes into apartments, and stuff like that, but it's been a while, so now I have a house with plenty of tasks I could conjure up).

Hmm...I think for Evo, anyone worthy of her needs to show great cunning in the face of formidable thorny weeds, prove his strength by pulling new electrical wiring throughout the house, and agility in climbing through windows when Evo locks them both outside in their underwear.
 
  • #149
Moonbear said:
Hmm...I think for Evo, anyone worthy of her needs to show great cunning in the face of formidable thorny weeds, prove his strength by pulling new electrical wiring throughout the house, and agility in climbing through windows when Evo locks them both outside in their underwear.
Life with me doesn't sound too appealing, does it? :frown:

No wonder I'm all alone. :cry:
 
  • #150
Moonbear said:
because serious boyfriends must pass tests of physical strength (the more recent ones have had to help me move furniture up fire escapes into apartments, and stuff like that, but it's been a while, so now I have a house with plenty of tasks I could conjure up).


Nothing says true love than a strangulated hernia
 

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