Is He the Right Match for Evo?

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The discussion revolves around the humorous and light-hearted quest to find a suitable partner for a member named Evo, who is described as needing a man to help with various domestic challenges and her energetic dog. Participants express their interest in Evo, highlighting traits such as humor, intelligence, and compatibility over physical appearance. The thread is filled with playful banter, with many contributors joking about their qualifications and the absurdity of the situation. There are references to potential candidates, with some expressing their admiration for Evo and others humorously disqualifying themselves. The tone remains jovial, with frequent mentions of wedding plans and the comedic notion of a "shotgun wedding." Overall, the thread showcases a community's camaraderie and affection for Evo, while also engaging in witty exchanges about relationships and personal attributes.
  • #151
I propose a battery of questions - dating game style! :biggrin:
 
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  • #152
Evo said:
I think it should be a combination of physical and mental tests.

Perhaps a frozen brussel sprout trebuchet competition for starters. :biggrin:
PERfect!1111 :smile:
 
  • #153
Math Is Hard said:
I propose a battery of questions - dating game style! :biggrin:
Yet another fun idea!111 These are the mental acuity tests, right? :smile:
 
  • #154
Evo said:
I think it should be a combination of physical and mental tests.

Perhaps a frozen brussel sprout trebuchet competition for starters. :biggrin:

Maybe you do are who have to pass a test in order to be worth of us. :wink:
 
  • #155
Clausius2 said:
Maybe you do are who have to pass a test in order to be worth of us. :wink:

That makes no sense, or is that the point? :confused:
 
  • #156
Clausius2 said:
Maybe you do are who have to pass a test in order to be worth of us. :wink:

Okay,now you really don't stand a chance :-p ...Doubting her qualities... :mad:
Shame on you...
"El Macho Ibérico"... :smile:

Daniel.
 
  • #157
Moonbear said:
...and agility in climbing through windows when Evo locks them both outside in their underwear.

Mental note...be somewhere in close proximity when this happens. :blushing: Check.
 
  • #158
If people have compared you to Oscar Acosta, does that pretty much rule you out?
 
  • #159
Nylex said:
That makes no sense, or is that the point? :confused:


In fact I'm tired of having to demonstrate anything to women. This thread had to be started as:

why Evo thinks she's the woman for us?.

There it goes that... :-p

It is the hour that women take over the stuff and do not wait a man to pick up with them. Or aren't we equal?

Confirmated: Clausius2 has been eliminated just now. :cry:
 
  • #160
These are my qualifications:

1. I'm big and hairy (everywhere but the face and chest unfortunately). Good if you like teddys bears, the back of them anyways.

2. I'm unemployed and living with my mom.

3. I'm currently studying to one day get a high school diploma from a C- school.

4. I have a sweet ride... my huffy mountain bike. Only 8 years old too!

5. Don't worry about cooking. I can make a mean grill cheese! And on the week ends I can make pancakes for diner! Mmm... pancakes...

Lemme know if you're interested. Brb.
 
  • #161
Clausius2 said:
In fact I'm tired of having to demonstrate anything to women. This thread had to be started as:

why Evo thinks she's the woman for us?.

There it goes that... :-p

It is the hour that women take over the stuff and do not wait a man to pick up with them. Or aren't we equal?

Confirmated: Clausius2 has been eliminated just now. :cry:
Clausius, you're not eliminated.

I am a klutz, a walking disaster area. Any man should fear for his life if he is in close proximity to me, especially if I am wearing high heels (that's an acident waiting to happen).

The thread should be retitled "Why would any man in his right mind want Evo". :cry:
 
  • #162
Evo said:
Clausius, you're not eliminated.

I am a klutz, a walking disaster area. Any man should fear for his life if he is in close proximity to me, especially if I am wearing high heels (that's an acident waiting to happen).

The thread should be retitled "Why would any man in his right mind want Evo". :cry:

That's the kind of thinking I just love in a woman: MODESTY.

It is very difficult to find nowadays a woman with that sense of modesty. As soon as they are a bit pretty their modesty fly away and never returns.

You have to be proud of yourself only for being that way. Congratulations. :approve:
 
  • #163
Clausius2 said:
That's the kind of thinking I just love in a woman: MODESTY.

It is very difficult to find nowadays a woman with that sense of modesty. As soon as they are a bit pretty their modesty fly away and never returns.

You have to be proud of yourself only for being that way. Congratulations. :approve:
I am all too aware of my faults. I don't deserve congratulations though.
 
  • #164
Hey Evo, it could always be worse. You could be a guy! You think you have it tough on the dating scene? A least you have the gender advantage! Imagine being in your position except you are male. Welcome to my world!

So cheer up little camper, it could always be worse!
 
  • #165
Entropy said:
These are my qualifications:

1. I'm big and hairy (everywhere but the face and chest unfortunately). Good if you like teddys bears, the back of them anyways.

2. I'm unemployed and living with my mom.

3. I'm currently studying to one day get a high school diploma from a C- school.

4. I have a sweet ride... my huffy mountain bike. Only 8 years old too!

5. Don't worry about cooking. I can make a mean grill cheese! And on the week ends I can make pancakes for diner! Mmm... pancakes...

Lemme know if you're interested. Brb.
OMG! You're my son-in-law, arent' you! If you're cheating on my little girl, I'm going to kick your a$$! :mad:

Aww, I'm horrible. :redface: Just last week, I said I was going to stop saying mean things about him. And, yeah, I know 1 through 4 aren't technically accurate, but they would be if you took away my son-in-law's job, apartment, car, school, and gave him a little more hair.

But, he does know how to make grill cheese sandwiches with an iron ... And he made my grandson oatmeal omelettes for breakfast! I can't even begin to know how to feel about that - should I be apalled or jealous? (I'm still wondering what that tastes like).

Come to think of it, I vote for Entropy. At least he's honest. All the others are just pretending they're not one mistake away from becoming a derelict. :-p
 
  • #166
I resent that bob! I haven't lied (yet) i just know a beautiful woman when i see/hear one.
 
  • #167
Andy said:
I resent that bob! I haven't lied (yet) i just know a beautiful woman when i see/hear one.
Yeah, I have to admit that I kind of resent The Bob (2004 ©), too. What's up with that copyright thing, anyway?

Uh, :rolleyes: , you did mean that bob and not this bob, right?

Edit: never mind me, ever since my last serious post, I've had this strange sensation to do evil things. Hopefully, it'll pass once my post count changes.
 
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  • #168
polyb said:
Hey Evo, it could always be worse. You could be a guy! You think you have it tough on the dating scene? A least you have the gender advantage! Imagine being in your position except you are male. Welcome to my world!

So cheer up little camper, it could always be worse!
Men have no excuse for not finding a woman! There are millions more women in the world than men. There simply aren't enough men in the world for the women. All a guy has to do to get a woman is announce that he is available. (runs and hides) :-p

According to the latest US Census report, there are 144 million women in the US and only 138 million men. :frown:

When you narrow the numbers of men down to the ones actually worth dating that aren't already married, I estimate there are probably less than 1,000, unfortunately 90% of those are under the age of 15.

Entropy, I thought you were a girl.

DeadWolfe, I don't know who Oscar Acosta is.

BobG, you are soooo funny. :biggrin:
 
  • #169
Evo said:
There are millions more women in the world than men. There simply aren't enough men in the world for the women.

Then it has to be some man who is robbing me all the women I have to statiscally have. And BobG is the first suspect. :bugeye: Run away boy, if I discover you're that man... :devil:
 
  • #170
Oscar Acosta was a corpulent drug addict who was a grave danger to anyone near him.

And he was also a genius.

No matter for the people who compared me to him had little to go on but a movie.

In truth, I am but a humble nerd. I just happen to drink a lot.
 
  • #171
Evo said:
All a guy has to do to get a woman is announce that he is available. (runs and hides) :-p

*Available*

*looks around*

nope. nothing.

Unfortunately, I think I'm disqualified due to your arbitrary age restrictions, Evo.

There is also that small issue with some cookies I swore undying love to get (but have yet to receive)...
 
  • #172
Evo said:
According to the latest US Census report, there are 144 million women in the US and only 138 million men. :frown:

When you narrow the numbers of men down to the ones actually worth dating that aren't already married, I estimate there are probably less than 1,000, unfortunately 90% of those are under the age of 15.

That number's even smaller. You forgot the gay guys. :frown: :cry:
 
  • #173
enigma said:
*Available*

*looks around*

nope. nothing.

Unfortunately, I think I'm disqualified due to your arbitrary age restrictions, Evo.

There is also that small issue with some cookies I swore undying love to get (but have yet to receive)...
I'll waive the age restriction for you. :!)

Someone ate the cookies?? :devil:

I will send you the best homemade cookies you ever tasted. <shoves 5lbs of cookies into enigma's computer> I'm baking another batch right now. :smile: Any particular favorites?
 
  • #174
Alright, that's it guys.

I'm sorry, you're all out of the running: I got the lovey eyes!

Oatmeal raisin. I don't think that the computer works to well with cookie crumbs in it, though.

No, but seriously Evo. PM me. I'll move :!)
 
  • #175
Tow truck's here, flat tire, can't change it because idiot dealership forgot to give me the wheel key, ice storm is starting, I'm cursed. :cry:
 
  • #176
Evo said:
Tow truck's here, flat tire, can't change it because idiot dealership forgot to give me the wheel key, ice storm is starting, I'm cursed. :cry:

:confused: What's a wheel key and what does it have to do with changing a tire? Perhaps if an ice storm is starting, there's no point worrying about the flat anyway since you shouldn't be driving in ice with that sort of luck anyway. I'll send tribdog over to melt the ice for you. :smile:
 
  • #177
enigma said:
*Available*

*looks around*

nope. nothing.

Unfortunately, I think I'm disqualified due to your arbitrary age restrictions, Evo.

There is also that small issue with some cookies I swore undying love to get (but have yet to receive)...

Wait, what happened? I thought you had met someone who had you all full of smit!

As for those cookies, you left me at the altar right after that! :cry: If tribdog hadn't shown up to console me with limericks, I don't know if I'd ever have recovered.
 
  • #178
Moonbear said:
Wait, what happened? I thought you had met someone who had you all full of smit!

As for those cookies, you left me at the altar right after that! :cry: If tribdog hadn't shown up to console me with limericks, I don't know if I'd ever have recovered.
Smit?! Okay, now you're just making words up. Or does the m just mean you couldn't decide between an h and a p? And considering he left you at the alter, I would think 'sjit' would represent a better balance between the two than 'smit'.

Tribdog should be worried. Using words like 'smit' is a sure sign Moonbear has never completely gotten over Enigma.
 
  • #179
BobG said:
Smit?! Okay, now you're just making words up. Or does the m just mean you couldn't decide between an h and a p? And considering he left you at the alter, I would think 'sjit' would represent a better balance between the two than 'smit'.

Tribdog should be worried. Using words like 'smit' is a sure sign Moonbear has never completely gotten over Enigma.

No, that was Enigma's word choice, not mine. I thought he had gone out for a date and came back telling us how great it was and that he was all full of "smit."
 
  • #180
Moonbear said:
:confused: What's a wheel key and what does it have to do with changing a tire? Perhaps if an ice storm is starting, there's no point worrying about the flat anyway since you shouldn't be driving in ice with that sort of luck anyway.
It's a key to a locking lug nut to prevent theft of the wheel. Yeah, you can't trust these cows out here, as soon as you turn your back they're stealing wheels! :bugeye:

I'm back, I'm cold, I'm ticked off, there is at least a 2" coating of ice on the power lines right now so I'm wondering how long it will be before they snap and I have no electricity. :devil:

I'll send tribdog over to melt the ice for you.
NOOOOOOO! I mean, uhm, that's ok, I'd still like to have a car after the ice melts. :smile:
 
  • #181
Moonbear said:
No, that was Enigma's word choice, not mine. I thought he had gone out for a date and came back telling us how great it was and that he was all full of "smit."
Oh, no wonder you dumped him.

Still, in the interest of saying something at least a little bit mean, your avatar certainly is a drastic adaptation of the picture on that NOAA web page.
 
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  • #182
BobG said:
Oh, no wonder you dumped him.

Still, in the interest of saying something at least a little bit mean, your avatar certainly is a drastic adaptation of the picture on that NOAA web page.

LOL! I forgot to remove that from my signature line. I guess the holidays are over anyway, so I think I'll return to my jellyfish soon anyway. Of course, now that I figured out how to play with animated gifs and get them to upload as an avatar, I might have to go avatar hunting again...that is if I remember what I did last time. Whatever it was, it surely won't work from my office computer, which is horribly jealous of my sleek, newer laptop and hasn't worked properly since I got it.
 
  • #183
Evo said:
Tow truck's here, flat tire, can't change it because idiot dealership forgot to give me the wheel key, ice storm is starting, I'm cursed. :cry:

You see Evo, if you only were not too selective about men your trouble with cars and electricity would be distant memory.
choose tumor,choose tumor
 
  • #184
tumor said:
You see Evo, if you only were not too selective about men your trouble with cars and electricity would be distant memory.
choose tumor,choose tumor


tumor should lose a point for dorking up his attempt to submit subliminal messages in LemonChiffon.

Unless that color really is LemonChiffon, in which case he should lose five points.
 
  • #185
LemonChiffon is the color of choice for all subliminal messengers. It really is LemonChiffon though -- the fact that it looks pink is just a testament to how powerful subliminal messages can be. I guess you didn't consciously see the message right below it that reads:

"LEMON CHIFFON LOOKS PINK."

Don't worry, it took me a while to see it, too.

- Warren
 
  • #186
Evo said:
I'm back, I'm cold, I'm ticked off, there is at least a 2" coating of ice on the power lines right now so I'm wondering how long it will be before they snap and I have no electricity.

(ahem) There's no ice in Austin. :blushing:
 
  • #187
Echo 6 Sierra said:
(ahem) There's no ice in Austin. :blushing:

Whaddya think, Evo? Willing to relocate? :smile:

p.s. Spiffy hat, BobG! :biggrin:
 
  • #188
Math Is Hard said:
Whaddya think, Evo? Willing to relocate? :smile:

p.s. Spiffy hat, BobG! :biggrin:

Thanks. You're so much nicer than Nicole Kidman (Far and Away).
 
  • #189
If you where with me there wouldn't have been a problem with needing a tow truck, could have got hold of a set of spare wheelbolt keys and i am a trained tyre fitter and tyre balancer.
 
  • #190
Oh I have not posted why I am the 'Man for Evo'. Well to be honest I am not. I have a girlfriend and I really want to stay loyal to her so I am not the man for Evo. Simple as that. Sorry.

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #191
Andy said:
If you where with me there wouldn't have been a problem with needing a tow truck, could have got hold of a set of spare wheelbolt keys and i am a trained tyre fitter and tyre balancer.
:!) Andy's points keep increasing!
 
  • #192
Your smile is the gentle kiss of the Sun to the flowers, the sweet rain to the desert, and the warm hearth to the cold and weary.
With a tilt of your head and a soft gaze my heart fills as your darling face is forever etched in my mind.
I am powerless in your presence yet all-powerful for your bidding.
I wish only for your happiness and to be near you.
May you be granted long life, a full heart, and love from all you meet.
 
  • #193
Echo 6 Sierra said:
Your smile is the gentle kiss of the Sun to the flowers, the sweet rain to the desert, and the warm hearth to the cold and weary.
With a tilt of your head and a soft gaze my heart fills as your darling face is forever etched in my mind.
I am powerless in your presence yet all-powerful for your bidding.
I wish only for your happiness and to be near you.
May you be granted long life, a full heart, and love from all you meet.

Forget Evo! Hell, I'll marry you! What a sweetie-pie! :!) :!) :biggrin:

seriously, sis, I think you might want to give this one a look-see...
 
  • #194
Echo 6 Sierra said:
Your smile is the gentle kiss of the Sun to the flowers, the sweet rain to the desert, and the warm hearth to the cold and weary.
With a tilt of your head and a soft gaze my heart fills as your darling face is forever etched in my mind.
I am powerless in your presence yet all-powerful for your bidding.
I wish only for your happiness and to be near you.
May you be granted long life, a full heart, and love from all you meet.
Ok, major points for Echo 6 Sierra.
 
  • #195
Math Is Hard said:
Forget Evo! Hell, I'll marry you! What a sweetie-pie! :!) :!) :biggrin:

seriously, sis, I think you might want to give this one a look-see...
Oh, you have no idea, he cooks, makes soap, what else was it that you listed?
 
  • #196
Almost all you guys(except tumor) sound pathethic and not like real men.No wonder Evo is alone.
 
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  • #197
Excuse me please, I'm looking for the shrine but seem to have lost my way...
 
  • #198
Evo said:
Ok, major points for Echo 6 Sierra.
CHA-CHING!

(desperately searches for reply on other thread) :blushing: :shy: Uhhhh...wait...I uhh (gulp) I mean... :redface: I can't remember all of it but just about everything from changing diapers to talking crumb-snatchers into doing what I want them to.

From last years Valentines box thread.
Echo 6 Sierra said:
I'm good AND smart and my Nieces and Nephews think I'm magic. I can make ANY baby laugh, change diapers and make formula faster than most single-child Moms out there. My specialty is shooting raisins and Cheerios into a bowl across a table but not at the same time, that would be just plain gross. I cook, bake, sew, kinda knit, and make soap. Part time poet, wanna-be bon vivant. When my neighbors can't catch their pets they call me. For some reason, animals like me. I'm first on the list when people need someone to help them move.
It's all still good except the latest MRI says no more attempts at moving sleeper sofas upstairs/downstairs by myself, otherwise Dr. Frankenschtein gets to knit one, pearl two on my shoulder.

And don't forget, I warm the lotion up BEFORE I rub da foots. Oh, and I know how to use an orange stick.
 
  • #199
Echo 6 Sierra said:
And don't forget, I warm the lotion up BEFORE I rub da foots. Oh, and I know how to use an orange stick.

Reminds me of that LLcoolJ hip hop video

And what is an orange stick? :biggrin:
 
  • #200
Echo 6 Sierra said:
And don't forget, I warm the lotion up BEFORE I rub da foots. Oh, and I know how to use an orange stick.
I'll take TWO of you! :smile: :smile:
 

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