Om; "ps. Are you all still going to be friendly, when I'm a trillionaire?"
Om's sister; "stick with millionaire, trillionaire taxes will kill you!"
Om; "Well, Steven Chu told me the other day that we are spending 430 billion dollars a year on foreign oil. My invention will drop that to about 100 billion dollars a year, which nets me 330 billion dollars a year, which, if you do the math, makes me a trillionaire in just over 3 years. Before taxes of course. But, I've learned lots over the last few years. If I put all my money in my offshore investments, I'll pay no taxes. Ha ha! At a 30% tax rate, that's 100 billion dollars a year I'll be saving. Ha ha! If you do the math, it turns out that every man woman and child in America will have to pay an extra $340 a year in taxes, just to cover that. SUCKERS! It's really nice living in a country filled with idiots that will let me get away with this."
Om's friend; "DON'T TRIP OVER YOUR FEET GOING OUT TO SPENDING IT OK!"
Om; "I mentioned a while back that I was going to buy a ten million dollar yacht for myself and a friend. How many ten million dollar yachts can you buy for a trillion dollars? hmmm... (math, math, math) and the answer is: 100,000. Good god. I'm going to need more Facebook friends. Where on Earth would I keep the other 99,914 spare ten million dollar yachts!"
Om; "Hmmm... Googling indicates that a new ten million dollar yacht is about 100 feet long. If I lined up all spare 99,914 yachts in a row, they would reach from Astoria Oregon to Cabo San Lucas Mexico. Well, there you are then. We don't even need fuel to go on our trips. We'll just connect planks between them, and ride our bicycles down to Cabo during the winter. I'm really liking this trillionaire idea."
Om, again, on a mathematical roll...; "what can I do with a trillion dollars?
100 foot long barge = $ 1,000,000
100 foot long yacht = $ 10,000,000
a trillion = 1,000,000,000,000
distance from Astoria Oregon to Cabo San Lucas Mexico = 1900 miles
5280 feet per mile
99,914 vessels x 100 ft = 1900 miles
99,914 x $ 1,000,000 = $ 99,914,000,000
leaves me $ 900,086,000,000
5 miles is a comfortable bicycle ride, which means I only need 1900/5 = 380 x $ 10,000,000 yachts = $ 3,800,000,000
total cost so far = $ 103,714,000,000
leaving me $ 896,286,000,000
hmmm….
240 watt Solarworld panels are 66 inches long.
How many would I need to stretch 1900 miles?
1900 miles * 5280 ft / mile * 12 inches / ft = 120,384,000 inches
120,384,000 / 66 = 1,824,000 panels
price for four panels = $1,101.12
Total price = $ 502,110,720
Oh good god, I'm not buying anything for less 5 billion dollars, with 896 billion dollars still in the bank.
Multiply those last numbers by 10.
Total price for 18,240,000 panels = $ 5,000,000,000
hmmm… how much energy will they produce?
good god, I'll just say solar insolation is 5 kwh/m^2/Day
the panels are 40 x 66 inches = 2640 in^2 * m^2 / 1550 in^2 = 1.7 m^2
at 1000 watts per m^2, this would imply a….
1000 watts * 1.7 m^2 / 240 watts --> 14% efficiency
.14 efficiency x 18,240,000 panels x 1.7 m^2 per panel x 5 kwh/m^2/Day = 22,000,000 kwh/day x 10 cents per kWh = 2,200,000 per day * 365.242198781 days/year = $ 800,000,000 per year
hmmm….
so my 5 billion dollar investment in solar panels will pay for themselves in 5/.8 = about 6 years.
The question is, how am I going to spend the other 891 billion dollars?
I wonder how much Mexico would want for the Baja peninsula.
Do you think they'd take 500 billion?
There is a bay there I've been drooling over for quite some time.
They use it to manufacture salt.
(google google google)
Ah ha! Guerrero Negro
I'd like to turn it into an algae farm.
Salt is bad for us old people.