Kitten Lovers: Cuteness Overload

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I love this.

As seen in a dog's diary:

7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!

8 am- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 am- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

Noon- Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!

2 pm- Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!

3 pm- Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

4 pm- Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!

7 pm- Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!

8 pm- Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 pm- Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!

11 pm- Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!


As seen in a cat's diary:


Day 183 of my captivity...

My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The
only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
feet While they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of
the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I
once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this
on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt To
make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I
was. - Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my
powers of inducing "allergies."- Must learn what this is and how to use it
to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously
a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and
speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to
his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait - it is only a matter of time.
 
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Borek said:
Simply truth.

Absolute, at no point in the shooting session I was able to communicate and get her to look at me.
 
THIS explains why I'm always finding short, black hairs on my spoons...


http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1273/sweetphoebeintheutensilzj2.jpg
 
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lisab said:
THIS explains why I'm always finding short, black hairs on my spoons...


http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1273/sweetphoebeintheutensilzj2.jpg

Excellent detective work,:-p Lisa, Caught red ... :rolleyes: black handed :-p
 
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lisab said:
THIS explains why I'm always finding short, black hairs on my spoons...

Have you tried to close the drawer?
 
lisab said:
THIS explains why I'm always finding short, black hairs on my spoons...


http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1273/sweetphoebeintheutensilzj2.jpg
That's what I call a Cutensil. :-p
 
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lisab said:
Yes, I do...but my teenage daughter? Not so much.

Teenager... so those safety locks for kids won't work.
 
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Why the printer won't work

http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/PerthPurplePenguin/vids/?action=view&current=cvUMHvLZ.flv"
 
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larkspur said:
http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/PerthPurplePenguin/vids/?action=view&current=cvUMHvLZ.flv"

Ember does that! I have to lock her out of my office when I'm printing! The first time, I did what I often do, started a print job and walked away. Later, when I noticed the ink all over her paws, I went CRAZY trying to find what she got into, expecting to find a half-eaten pen or ink bottle knocked over somewhere. Took me a while to realize she was attacking the printer. :frown:
 
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Moonbear said:
Ember does that! I have to lock her out of my office when I'm printing! The first time, I did what I often do, started a print job and walked away. Later, when I noticed the ink all over her paws, I went CRAZY trying to find what she got into, expecting to find a half-eaten pen or ink bottle knocked over somewhere. Took me a while to realize she was attacking the printer. :frown:

You ought to get that on video! Ember sounds like quite a character.:smile:
 
Evo said:
I found the purrfect gift for Jellyroll and Ember, Kitty Wigs!

http://www.kittywigs.com/
Ha! funny! I would consider one for a gag if they were not $50.
 
The blue eyed, long tailed, crotch dwelling froot bat ( actually a cat). Where can I get one? :biggrin:

 
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this tha best thread on the nets! :approve:Kitten crashed on the board:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/suzanneandsimon/2075822617/
 
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Loved it Astro! Especially the pool scene!
 
http://www.esaba.com/cats/catimagessimple2/301258.jpg
 
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