Mother &%&$%($*&$*@&#$%*&@#$ MOTH

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A user expresses frustration after a moth flies into their sandwich, leading to a humorous and chaotic discussion about whether to eat the contaminated food. The user contemplates the potential health risks, jokingly mentioning gonorrhea and blaming PETA for the incident. Other participants join in with sarcastic comments, suggesting various absurd solutions, including consuming alcohol to forget about the moth. The conversation shifts to playful banter about chocolate, with references to chemical analysis and humorous insults. Overall, the thread captures a mix of humor, frustration, and absurdity surrounding a minor kitchen mishap.
  • #31
cyrusabdollahi said:
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Cyrus banned. :eek: Did I just say that out loud? :devil:
 
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  • #32
Moonbear said:
Cyrus banned. :eek: Did I just say that out loud? :devil:

my hero! :!) :!) :!)
 
  • #33
Moonbear, you remember how me and cyrus are contributors...hm...who isn't? Hint:^^^
 
  • #34
yomamma said:
Moonbear, you remember how me and cyrus are contributors...hm...who isn't? Hint:^^^

Think again numbnuts
 
  • #35
Who didn't pay for it?
 
  • #36
Who's been sending me a steady supply of chocolate?
 
  • #37
moi, of course..

BTW, I advanced the next 4 shipments to tomorrow and ordered some more truckloads.
 
  • #38
I've just been informed that yomamma has been spiking the chocolates with time-delayed laxitive
 
  • #39
I've just been informed that pengwuino's source is a monkey with two cans and a string
 
  • #40
Pengwuino said:
I've just been informed that yomamma has been spiking the chocolates with time-delayed laxitive
:mad: NOBODY messes with MY chocolates!
 
  • #41
Please read my above post. Your chocolates go through chemical analysis. They're safe
 
  • #42
Do you really trust this kid and his chemistry set? :eek:
 
  • #43
Chemical analysis by 4 different chocolate manufacturers and 3 different chemists.
 
  • #44
I think I'll be having my own, independent chocolate testing done. :approve:
 
  • #45
You do, the chocolate company told me that tehy had to send each shipment to moonbear's center for chocolate chemical analysis before it got to you
 
  • #46
yomamma said:
Chemical analysis by 4 different chocolate manufacturers and 3 different chemists.

Your home ec class is not considered a chocolate manufacturer :rolleyes:
 
  • #47
Even if I took home ec, I wouldn't get all A's like you
 
  • #48
yomamma said:
Even if I took home ec, I wouldn't get all A's like you
:smile: Is that supposed to be an insult? You're really slipping. :smile:
 
  • #49
It is in home ec
 
  • #50
is " &%&$%($*&$*@&#$%*&@#$" a censored penguin swaer word or something?
 
  • #51
yomamma said:
is " &%&$%($*&$*@&#$%*&@#$" a censored penguin swaer word or something?
Yes it is, and a far more complex and graceful swear word then you could ever comprehend. When I visited the king of penguins he taught me the language. Swearing in penguin is like...like having a silk stocking full of s***. It stinks like hell, but it's made of the most comfortable fabric there is.
 
  • #52
you mean full of &%&$%($*&$*@&#$%*&@#$
 
  • #53
I translated to make it understandable to you. I didn't have to make the effort, but I did so that you might make sense of my words, and I don't even get any gratitude.
 
  • #54
go die in a hole over there
 
  • #55
Pengwuino said:
And why do you think we comitted those acts :rolleyes:

Oh wait! I know! Pre-emptive actions.
 
  • #56
What's wrong with a little home ec? You'll need it in a few years time when you move and and such. I didn't even know how to cook canned soup when I left school. Now I'm a maestro in the kitchen. Apart from when it comes to washing up. I feign death so that my house mates wash up for me.
 
  • #57
yomamma said:
go die in a hole over there
You tried to kill me and stuff my body in the hole. I daresay, you thought you succeeded last night to rid the world of me. Think again, for I am not going to die in a hole, or in any other way. Now go &%&$%($*&$*@&#$%*&@#$!
 

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